Warrior General Games

Your host... "Franchise" Freddie Mitchell!


"After taking a look at the awards that ME-3 handed out I decided that I had to get in on this action. So in the most unbiased manner possible, I'd like to present the first ever "Franchise Freddie People's Champ Title Belts" to the following players":


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MORMON QUARTERBACK OF THE YEAR
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Koy Detmer, UN Peacekeepers

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BEST THUNDER AND LIGHTNING RB DUO
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Omen Xonnell and WatchuTalkin Bout Willis, UN Peacekeepers

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FREDDIE MITCHELL AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN RECEIVING, ADULT FILMMAKING, AND STRAIGHT PIMPIN'
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Freddie Mitchell, UN Peacekeepers

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FREDDIE MITCHELL HONORARY "SULTAN OF SLOT" AWARD
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Bubba Gomez, UN Peacekeepers

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DEFENSIVE TACKLE OF THE YEAR
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Jumbo Fisher, UN Peacekeepers

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LATE SEASON ADDITIONS OF THE YEAR
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Johnny Dakota, Cletus Spuckler, and Rob Hutton, UN Peacekeepers

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PLAYER PROFILE PICTURE OF THE YEAR
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Cheeks Pounder, UN Peacekeepers

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"And now we turn attention to this season's forgetful performers, as I present this year's 'Freddie's Failures'":


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MOST SEVERE CASE OF FUMBLEITIS
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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WORST SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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FREDDIE MITCHELL HONORARY "ALL BARK, NO BITE" AWARD
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT SINCE JOINING NEW TEAM
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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SLANDERER OF THE YEAR
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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"Whaddaya know, it's a clean sweep by ME-3! I was not expecting this. Hope you have room on your mantle!"


*person from backstage whispers something into Freddie's ear*


"Oh wait, don't get discouraged ME-3, I have a few positive awards for you as well!"


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STAT PADDER OF THE YEAR
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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"BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN" AWARD FOR GAY ACTOR OF THE YEAR
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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WILLM'S BEST - I MEAN, ONLY - FRIEND AWARD
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Dirty Dirt Diggler, Cairo Centurians

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"And there you have it, the OFFICIAL Franchise Freddie Awards Ceremony has come to a close. Congratulations to all our winners... and losers!"

thanks for the awards freedie, they will go with my others in my awards case

And like Always D3 walks away with my most awards.

That is an impressive run. You beat out three teams with no wins for all of those awards. Especially the "All Bark, No Bite" award. That one really burns. That is our team slogan!

Fear Morocco*

*Offer not good where you are

WHERE are the players from Morocco!! I am filing an official protest!

Originally posted by chriscuster
WHERE are the players from Morocco!! I am filing an official protest!



Hear Hear! Once again the stars in Morocco get jobbed again. No "Most Disrupting" or "Most Morally Corrupt" or anything!

How much money do we have to throw around to get some acclaim? Not that we have much left after bribes to league officials and refs and what not, but maybe we can scrape something together.

Originally posted by ryan20662
Originally posted by chriscuster

WHERE are the players from Morocco!! I am filing an official protest!



Hear Hear! Once again the stars in Morocco get jobbed again. No "Most Disrupting" or "Most Morally Corrupt" or anything!

How much money do we have to throw around to get some acclaim? Not that we have much left after bribes to league officials and refs and what not, but maybe we can scrape something together.

From experience I know they are at least "Most Likely to poke the FB in the eye when the zebras aren't looking"

Originally posted by chriscuster
From experience I know they are at least "Most Likely to poke the FB in the eye when the zebras aren't looking"



Hmmmmm the "Captain Insano Award" given in honor of Vince Wilfork...