1. Superior Grizzlies Vs Reno Knights.....Early bookmakers have the over and under set at 175, and I'm throwing 5 dimes on the over. The only question here is can the Knights chip in 3 points after the Grizzlies are playing the bench in the 1st quarter. Grizzlies by a mile, literally. 1760 yards of offense. My prediction 176-0 the way of the Bear.
2. Gulf Coast Sharks Vs New Jersey Devils.....The Devils have been hanging on by a thread. Defensively, they are a pretty good club. On Offense, they haven't been able to put the pieces together. Unfortunately for the Devils, the Sharks are hitting on both cylinders. Every body knows Devils can't swim and the game is being held at The Shark Tank. Sorry Devils, they don't have a wading pool, and death awaits you in the deep water. My prediction: Sharks eat'em up 56-6
3. Fighting Farvas Vs New York Grizzlies.....The "other" bears are pretty good, the Farvas are just a little better. The Farvas like to wear fake moustaches, pee in the coffee pot, and smoke left handed cigarettes, but they also like to win ball games. There's not much flash and dash, but they bring consistency to every game. The Grizzlies lose there balance walking the dreaded Farva tight rope and fall late in the game. My prediction: Farvas dominate 2nd and 4th quarters 44-21
4. Mufreesboro Taints Vs Des Moines Condom Raptors.....If consistency had a cousin, it would be the Taints. Jurassic Park was a great movie, but the fear of giant 2 legged lizards has disappeared. Now, the Raptors are fossils. They are cool to look at, but the novelty soon fades. The Taints will keep the Raptors in the game until they lose interest. My prediction Taints 24-10
5. Frunkis Town Virus Vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals.....This will probably be the most evenly matched game of the day. The Virus has been off and on all season, the Bengals have been mostly off. I still expect to see a close game, this one could go either way. My prediction: FTV by 3...24-21
6. Chicago Wolves Vs Tupelo Kings.....The winner makes his case for a playoff spot. The loser will get to look forward to next season. I think the Kings win this one based on the pure awesomeness of their logo. Who names their make believe football team the Wolves? Fans don't want to cheer for that. They would rather yell Go Pack, Go Pack, Go Pack. I bet you trail the league in #1 finger sales. Fire your Director of Marketing. My prediction: King's sing, you ain't nothing but a hound dog to the Wolves. Kings 30-20
7. Beaver City Crabs Vs Cincinnati Thundercats.....The Crabs are deceptively good. You look at their depth chart and it's not impressive, but they manage to win games. Cincinnati has been a mystery to me, they look pretty good on paper, but lack punch. I ate cat one time in Korea, tastes like chicken, Crabs win this one on taste alone. My prediction: Crabs 38-17
8. Syracuse Samarai Vs Thundertown Brawlers..... Matchup between two teams fighting for last place. This one could go either way. My prediction: The Samarai bring a Knife to a gunfight, Brawlers win 21-20.
2. Gulf Coast Sharks Vs New Jersey Devils.....The Devils have been hanging on by a thread. Defensively, they are a pretty good club. On Offense, they haven't been able to put the pieces together. Unfortunately for the Devils, the Sharks are hitting on both cylinders. Every body knows Devils can't swim and the game is being held at The Shark Tank. Sorry Devils, they don't have a wading pool, and death awaits you in the deep water. My prediction: Sharks eat'em up 56-6
3. Fighting Farvas Vs New York Grizzlies.....The "other" bears are pretty good, the Farvas are just a little better. The Farvas like to wear fake moustaches, pee in the coffee pot, and smoke left handed cigarettes, but they also like to win ball games. There's not much flash and dash, but they bring consistency to every game. The Grizzlies lose there balance walking the dreaded Farva tight rope and fall late in the game. My prediction: Farvas dominate 2nd and 4th quarters 44-21
4. Mufreesboro Taints Vs Des Moines Condom Raptors.....If consistency had a cousin, it would be the Taints. Jurassic Park was a great movie, but the fear of giant 2 legged lizards has disappeared. Now, the Raptors are fossils. They are cool to look at, but the novelty soon fades. The Taints will keep the Raptors in the game until they lose interest. My prediction Taints 24-10
5. Frunkis Town Virus Vs Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals.....This will probably be the most evenly matched game of the day. The Virus has been off and on all season, the Bengals have been mostly off. I still expect to see a close game, this one could go either way. My prediction: FTV by 3...24-21
6. Chicago Wolves Vs Tupelo Kings.....The winner makes his case for a playoff spot. The loser will get to look forward to next season. I think the Kings win this one based on the pure awesomeness of their logo. Who names their make believe football team the Wolves? Fans don't want to cheer for that. They would rather yell Go Pack, Go Pack, Go Pack. I bet you trail the league in #1 finger sales. Fire your Director of Marketing. My prediction: King's sing, you ain't nothing but a hound dog to the Wolves. Kings 30-20
7. Beaver City Crabs Vs Cincinnati Thundercats.....The Crabs are deceptively good. You look at their depth chart and it's not impressive, but they manage to win games. Cincinnati has been a mystery to me, they look pretty good on paper, but lack punch. I ate cat one time in Korea, tastes like chicken, Crabs win this one on taste alone. My prediction: Crabs 38-17
8. Syracuse Samarai Vs Thundertown Brawlers..... Matchup between two teams fighting for last place. This one could go either way. My prediction: The Samarai bring a Knife to a gunfight, Brawlers win 21-20.
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