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BillSaidSux
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There has been a lot of chatter lately regarding the altruism of FredEx and Morocco would like to share details of today's game with the rest of the league.

First, FredEx was nice enough to not catch all of the TD passes in a 104-0 pasting today. He was so kind, he didn't catch any of them.

While we felt that was compassionate, nothing compares to his gesture after the game. With the Morocco Flames in danger of scoring their first points of the season, after driving down to the UN 20, the decision by the Moroccan management’s previous decisions came back to haunt them in a big way. Since the Flames have kicked one time per game in every game this season, we cut the kicker and decided to pick one up when we might be able to offer xp for a kicker. So with no kicker, we punted from the UN 20. After a 21 yard punt: UN ball at the 20. This is the metaphoric equivalent to getting kicked in the nuts. However, in the wake of this troubling turn of events, as the team tried to figure out blowing its first scoring chance and giving up another 100 point game, FredEx was kind enough to offer us a kicker he made today stating "He is level 1, but he is buried at 3rd string on the depth chart of a D-league team and I want to get him some experience this season."

So please do not attack the wonderful person that is the owner of the UN Peacekeepers. Morocco will never forget his compassion and are looking forward to paying him back on the field in the (distant) future.
 
chriscuster
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Hang in there guys. You got put into about the toughest situation anybody could possibly be in.
I see you guys improving everyday.

 
Dr. Acula
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That's because we cheat. Outrageously.
 


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