Warrior General Games

Bon Jur it's Biff Braf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! With my intrepid colleague Spaceman Spiff, we're find ourselves in strange new worlds, seeking out life and chasing their women...
- Guten Tag mein herr,
Hey, watch your French there Spiff.
- But it was German.
It don't matter what your country is! We're now in Venus League! Where the Women are women, some of the men are too, and the ICE agents get mighty friendly.
- Today we do a quick once over on the league.
Hey, wait what?!
- Somebody has to keep us on topic.
(As if) OK, Let's get straight to the action!

Venus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Winged Hussars 13-1-0, (22-8-0), Owner: Ghanima
General Manager- Thrower, Assistant GM- Yebisu, Head Coach- agerm73, Off. Coord- HayRow, Def. Coord- dlcurt.
- - After beating the league champions in the season, they eventually lost to them in the 'ship. both games were shootouts.
2 Tennessee Vols 9-4-1, (16-12-2), Owner: Cybertron
General Manager- Missile Command, Assistant GM- Dungeon Master, Head Coach- Snake Mountain, Off. Coord- IrwinMFletcher, Def. Coord- IndianaJones777.
- - Split div games w/ Hussars, but lost the rubber match in playoffs.
3 Buffalo Bills 5-8-1, (13-16-1), Owner: Lumber Platoon
General Manager- smashrock.
- - Sub-par, Middle of the road team last season. This is why you don't play in the middle of the road...
4 Pesaro Angels 4-10-0, (15-15-0), Owner: eddiedonovan
General Manager- eddiedonovan2, Assistant GM- eddiedonovan3, Head Coach- eTHICCalBEEF, Off. Coord- eddiedonovan4, Def. Coord- eddiedonovan5.
- - May look like they got a staff but they don't, other than maybe HC. Offense that ran a little, defense was similar but got run on a Little.

Beta Division
1 Rhode Island Falcons 13-1-0, (26-4-0), Owner: Adderfist
General Manager- ellix
- - Looked like champs until bowed out in first round. Had the #1 offense and #3 Defense but lost to the #2 offense and #1 Defense.
2 Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players 5-9-0, (11-19-0), Owner: Zone Dive
No Staff.
- - Highly imbalanced team that put everything into offense and virtually nothing into defense... and they sucked in general but won some in particular. Could they balance it out this season?
3 Dallas Diamonds 9-5-0, (16-14-0), Owner: AceElitex
No Staff.
- - Team lost all 5 league matches to Uranus League playoff teams Changed kicker, lost 4 of their defenders. But who knows.
4 Baltimore Pit Bulls 0-0-0, Owner: CPU
No Staff.
It's a CPU team, so yeah that.

Gamma Division
1 SHOWMEWHATUGOT 12-2-0, (25-5-0), Owner: eTHICCalBEEF
NO STAFF!
- - Seasons 69 & 70 Venus League Champions! Need we say more?
2 Atomsville Smashers 5-9-0, (10-20-0), Owner: AceElitex
No Staff.
- - Defense struggled as offense had a great passing attack but sucked at running last season. We'll see if they fixed this.
3 Monmouth Evil Monkeys Fearless Leader: mangus7, Overall:16-14-0
--- We've seen them slow start then go like gang busters! Only to get crushed in first round of Uranus League.
4 Denver Gunslingers 0-0-0, Owner: CPU
No Staff.
It's a CPU team, so yeah that, again.

Hey, hey, the Monkeys weren't crushed in the playoffs last season! We were, at best, a mildly mashed 19-10 loser.

Otherwise, great work, as usual Biff!

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Bon Jur it's Biff Braf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! With my intrepid colleague Spaceman Spiff, we're find ourselves in strange new worlds, seeking out life and chasing their women...
- Guten Tag mein herr,
Hey, watch your French there Spiff.
- But it was German.
It don't matter what your country is! We're now in Venus League! Where the Women are women, some of the men are too, and the ICE agents get mighty friendly.
- Today we do a quick once over on the league.
Hey, wait what?!
- Somebody has to keep us on topic.
(As if) OK, Let's get straight to the action!

Venus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Winged Hussars 13-1-0, (22-8-0), Owner: Ghanima
General Manager- Thrower, Assistant GM- Yebisu, Head Coach- agerm73, Off. Coord- HayRow, Def. Coord- dlcurt.
- - After beating the league champions in the season, they eventually lost to them in the 'ship. both games were shootouts.
2 Tennessee Vols 9-4-1, (16-12-2), Owner: Cybertron
General Manager- Missile Command, Assistant GM- Dungeon Master, Head Coach- Snake Mountain, Off. Coord- IrwinMFletcher, Def. Coord- IndianaJones777.
- - Split div games w/ Hussars, but lost the rubber match in playoffs.
3 Buffalo Bills 5-8-1, (13-16-1), Owner: Lumber Platoon
General Manager- smashrock.
- - Sub-par, Middle of the road team last season. This is why you don't play in the middle of the road...
4 Pesaro Angels 4-10-0, (15-15-0), Owner: eddiedonovan
General Manager- eddiedonovan2, Assistant GM- eddiedonovan3, Head Coach- eTHICCalBEEF, Off. Coord- eddiedonovan4, Def. Coord- eddiedonovan5.
- - May look like they got a staff but they don't, other than maybe HC. Offense that ran a little, defense was similar but got run on a Little.

Beta Division
1 Rhode Island Falcons 13-1-0, (26-4-0), Owner: Adderfist
General Manager- ellix
- - Looked like champs until bowed out in first round. Had the #1 offense and #3 Defense but lost to the #2 offense and #1 Defense.
2 Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players 5-9-0, (11-19-0), Owner: Zone Dive
No Staff.
- - Highly imbalanced team that put everything into offense and virtually nothing into defense... and they sucked in general but won some in particular. Could they balance it out this season?
3 Dallas Diamonds 9-5-0, (16-14-0), Owner: AceElitex
No Staff.
- - Team lost all 5 league matches to Uranus League playoff teams Changed kicker, lost 4 of their defenders. But who knows.
4 Baltimore Pit Bulls 0-0-0, Owner: CPU
No Staff.
It's a CPU team, so yeah that.

Gamma Division
1 SHOWMEWHATUGOT 12-2-0, (25-5-0), Owner: eTHICCalBEEF
NO STAFF!
- - Seasons 69 & 70 Venus League Champions! Need we say more?
2 Atomsville Smashers 5-9-0, (10-20-0), Owner: AceElitex
No Staff.
- - Defense struggled as offense had a great passing attack but sucked at running last season. We'll see if they fixed this.
3 Monmouth Evil Monkeys Fearless Leader: mangus7, Overall:16-14-0
--- We've seen them slow start then go like gang busters! Only to get crushed in first round of Uranus League.
4 Denver Gunslingers 0-0-0, Owner: CPU
No Staff.

VNS, i really like how you add they don't have staff. Got to try and add staff, or you will burn out.

GG 95 Skers - best PA I've ever seen

Originally posted by dcarbo
GG 95 Skers - best PA I've ever seen

I hate you… it’s like a rivalry that you always win so not even a rivalry lol.

Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Well, looks like we are at the half way point of the 71st season.
- How can you tell Biff?
Glad you asked Spaceman Spiff
- If I didn't would you have even mentioned I'm here?
Less is more Spiff, less is more. But since you asked , it's because Half the teams' coaches are already updating their resumes while 4 teams are are already trying to buy tickets to the 'ship for their relatives!
- You're a laugh a minute... OK, so we can see that Alpha is a two team show and the only real drama so far this early in the season. Beta looks like a walk off for the Rhode Island Falcons, while Gamma is the same for SHOWMEWHATUGOT.
Bah! Let's get straight to the action!

Venus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Winged Hussars 7-0-0
2 Tennessee Vols 6-1-0
3 Pesaro Angels 4-3-0
4 Buffalo Bills 2-5-0
Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players get embarrassed at home by the Winged Hussars, 0-84. Like the blow out, shut out headline says, the Hussars threw for over 500 yards while tossing in another 138 on the ground as they scored an overly consistent 21 points in each quarter...
Denver Gunslingers end up shooting blanks at home as the Tennessee Vols cruise to a 10-45victory. HB Travis Henry's 3 rushing TDs and FB Jamal Lewis' PRTD set the pace in this one as Tennessee never trailed.

Beta Division
1 Rhode Island Falcons 6-1-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 2-5-0
3 Foster’s Home for Imaginary Football Players 2-5-0
4 Baltimore Pit Bulls CPU 0-7-0
Rhode Island Falcons had them some fiery wings and made Buffalo pay the Bills, 55-7. QB Quinn Aleksey may have thrown for 368 yards and 3 TDs but it was HB Jesus Christ! It's Albert Simmons! who stole the show in the second and fourth quarters with 193 yards and 4 rushing TDs.

Gamma Division
1 SHOWMEWHATUGOT 7-0-0
2 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 3-4-0
3 Atomsville Smashers 3-4-0
4 Denver Gunslingers CPU 0-7-0
SHOWMEWHATUGOT see nothing special from the Pesaro Angels, beating them, 69-17. Over 614 total yards, 404 yards of it rushing as SHOWME don't even let the Angels score until trash time.
Dallas Diamonds find it;s the same ol' same ol' as the lose to Monmouth Evil Monkeys, 7-38. Rivals from another league still end up with same out come.
Baltimore Pit Bulls get smashed by the Atomsville Smashers, 3-16. A surprisingly tight scoring game. Atomsville kept to a pretty balanced attack yardage wise but the Pit Bulls where game up to the half time when it was tied 3-3. After that the Smashers just were that much better offensively and pulled away.