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i hope i end up in a league with you folks next season. Mars is so quiet
 
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Originally posted by RealQuadL
Biff Barf here! I'm soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Spaceman Spiff what can you tell us about the Jupiter League?
- Well Jupiter is the biggest ball of gas since the Bean eating scene in "Blazing Saddles" and this league is also full of giants but none are undefeatable so lots of teams have false hopes here.
Well said. Alpha has it's Alpha. Beta does too but they are not alone in that division, while Gamma is the black and blue division.
Let's get straight to the action!

Jupiter League Teams

Alpha Division
1 D'Haran Empire 8-1-0
2 Estate Parks Community College 5-4-0
3 Huntsville SoulStealers 4-5-0
4 2009 Cornhuskers CPU 0-9-0
Huntsville SoulStealers squeak by Norfolk VA City Boys, 10-6. Despite being outplayed by the City Boys, the SoulStealers scored their 10 points first and weathered the Norfolk VA attack to a dub with solid defensive effort.

Beta Division
1 The Dark Age 8-1-0
2 Kentucky Mountaineers 7-2-0
3 KC CROWNS 6-3-0
4 Norfolk VA City Boys 4-5-0
Estate Parks Community College Just couldn't get the grades as KC CROWNS win, 30-35. Both offenses were pretty successful but an extra turn-over here and more consistent drive there prove to give KC the edge in this one.
Norfolk Assassins are hogtied and river dipped by the Kentucky Mountaineers, 0-75. HB Bob Duke runs roughshod for 360+ yards and three TDs and adds another receiving as the Mountaineers walk away with this one.
DarkSeid Ravagers find no joy as they lose to The Dark Age, 20-93. Oh the humanity! The Dark Age threw for 520+ yards ran for another 224, and caused nine turn overs and 18 sacks in this massacre. DarkSeid did try to get some life in the third but the relentless and merciless assault by The Dark Age just gave them no hope.

Gamma Division
1 B.A.S.S. Nation 5-4-0
2 DarkSeid Ravagers 4-5-0
3 Tampa Playmakers 3-6-0
4 Norfolk Assassins 0-9-0
D'Haran Empire falls in an upset to Tampa Playmakers, 3-24. With only a first quarter FG to show for it the Empire just didn't do enough to make any difference as Tampa ran just enough and passed just enough scored 3FGs and two TDs spread over the entire game for the win.
2009 Cornhuskers get shucked by the B.A.S.S. Nation, 0-38.B.A.S.S. took charge of the game in the second quarter and never looked back as they threw for over 300 yards and ran for another 115 yards to an easy victory.


Glad to be part of the guantlet in the Beta Division / Jupiter League....

Hated the mass reset BUT very happy to be a part of this GLB2 community as a whole so was glad for the fix....

Looking forward to the battles through the Vet ranks!

#CrownTown

#Bort give me my Trophies 🏆 Back...
 
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Originally posted by Da Phenom

#Bort give me my Trophies 🏆 Back...


You lost trophies? My record was wiped, but the trophies remained. O_o
 
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Originally posted by Da Phenom
Glad to be part of the guantlet in the Beta Division / Jupiter League....

Hated the mass reset BUT very happy to be a part of this GLB2 community as a whole so was glad for the fix....

Looking forward to the battles through the Vet ranks!

#CrownTown

#Bort give me my Trophies 🏆 Back...


Send Bort your old team ID and he will restore your message board and team trophies.
 
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Spaceman Spiff here, Biff Barf is on vacation with some woman named Betty Ford or something at her clinic... Anyway. Alpha is still a Bird Valley paradise while Beta is neck and neck between Monmouth and Dallas. Gamma is beyond guessing as that power gauntlet keep churning away! let's get straight to the action!

Uranus League Teams

Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 8-2-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 3-7-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 2-8-0
4 Miami Gators... 1-9-0
Bird Valley Eagles just keep soaring as they beat the Fresno Slashers, 69-0. HB Ronnie Hillman ran for 329 yards and 6 totes of the rock over the goal line. Overall the Eagles ran for 364 yards and even threw for another 208 yards (mostly in the first half) offensively. On defense DE Mario Williams had a field day with 8 and a half sacks with two forced fumbles as the Eagle defense also had a total of 26 sacks and utterly suppressed the Slasher offense.

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 7-3-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 7-3-0
3 Rhode IS. Devils cpu 3-6-1
4 Fresno Slashers 1-9-0
SouthEast Eagles get got by the Monmouth Evil Monkeys, 3-48. A rare day for QB Terrance Hugo as he throws for 393 yards and 3 TDs while the Monkey run game continues it's consistent success (generally). The Monmouth defense meanwhile wasn't splashy but it allowed only a FG on one attempt and 13 punts.
Ancona Dolphins drop a heart breaker at home to the Dallas Diamonds, 16-17. At first it looked promising for the Dolphins as they had a 13-3 lead after K Fiorenzo Troisi made a 19 yard field goal with 11:49 left in the 4th quarter. Their running game was churning out over 200 yards and 5.1 yards a carry. But they were unable to overcome 2 lost fumbles nor could their defense, which had stifled the Diamonds' run game, stop the Dallas passing attack. Dallas HB Chad GPT made OMVP not for his running but receiving as he had 186 yards on 28 receptions and a rec.TD. That started the Dallas comeback and then QB Tight Spiral threw a pass to WR4 Zedarius Casey, with 1:19 left who made the catch for a 33 yard gain and a touchdown! K Charles Han then made the extra point that was the winning difference!
New Orleans Saints kissed their sister against the Rhode Island Devils, 10-10. I'm just, I am totally flabbergasted by how this CPU team keeps being so successful. Their defense shut down the Saints in the second half and the offense got the tying TD in the third while their passing attack has been wildly effective.

Gamma Division
1 Columbus Rabid Lizards 9-1-0
2 ...Team Beta... 8-2-0
3 Ancona Dolphins 6-4-0
4 New Orleans Saints 4-5-1
Miami Gators are found to taste like chicken by Team Beta in a 0-55 loss. Surges in the second and fourth quarters lead to a balanced beating by Team Beta. Beta gave the Gators no hope with 4 lost turnovers and 12 sacks as they poured on the scores in the shutout.
Orlando Outlaws get snake bit again as they lose to the Columbus Rabid Lizards, 20-21. A game that proved that FGs just aren't as good as TDs. The Outlaws were going to win until Lizards' QB Justin Thomas threw a pass to WR1 Kelly Rhino, who made the catch for a 10 yard touchdown! K She Hulk made the extra point that was the deciding factor with only 44 seconds left in the game!
New Orleans Saints kissed their sister against the Rhode Island Devils, 10-10. While the Saints' offense started with a roar they just mailed it in in the second half. We could point out the 2 lost fumbles but they also gained 3 INTs from their defense so it's more a lack of production by the Saints' run game that had 62 carries but only managed to get a 3.8 yards per average. That plus the passing game only completing 39.4% of it's attempts sealed the fated tie against a CPU team.
Edited by RealQuadL on Jul 26, 2023 14:31:42
Edited by RealQuadL on Jul 26, 2023 14:30:49
 
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Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Woooo weeee! Alpha is a done deal with B.V.E., Monkeys seal the deal in Beta, and TEAM BETA coast to the Gamma title weeks ago! The only suspense is the wild card team! We know they will come out of Gamma, but who? Now Columbus Rabid Lizards may have got their hat handed to them by those feisty Ancona Dolphins, but they got the inside lane as they get N.O. Saints next week while the Dolphins get um, the other team...
Let's get strait to the action!

Uranus League Teams
Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 11-2-0
2 SouthEast Eagles 3-10-0
3 Orlando Outlaws 3-10-0
4 ..Miami Gators.. 2-11-0
Orlando Outlaws defeated by the Bird Valley Eagles, 10-42. Kind of expected outcome as B.V.E. keep it simple and ground and pound for 490 yards and HB Ronnie Hillman's 5 TDs.
Miami Gators shock the world against SouthEast Eagles, 41-34. Gators win! Gators win! Oh Nellie, Gators win!

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 10-3-0
2 Dallas Diamonds 8-5-0
3 Rhode Island Devils cpu 4-8-1
4 Fresno Slashers 2-11-0
Rhode Island Devils get smashed by Monmouth Evil Monkeys, 0-35. After beating Dallas this was all down hill coasting for the Monkeys. Never spectacular but they win.
Dallas Diamonds take it out on Fresno Slashers, 59-3. The loss to Monmouth stung so they TOTAL NET YARDS for 731.5, almost a split balance, in this pimp slapping.

Gamma Division
1 Team Beta 11-2-0
2 Columbus Rabid Lizards 9-4-0
3 Ancona Dolphins 8-5-0
4 New Orleans Saints 6-6-1
Columbus Rabid Lizards do themselves no favors in loss to Ancona Dolphins, 7-24. A game that was statistically close for the most part but the scoreboard showed that 6 sacks to zero and timely passes were more than enough to get this.
New Orleans Saints are the road and the truck is Team Beta, 0-70. Taking a page out of the Dallas playbook, Beta gets 734.5 total net yards and also balances them for the win.
 
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Spaceman Spiff's Special End of Season , special report... Yeah that.

Uranus League Teams
Alpha Division
1 Bird Valley Eagles 12-2-0. (homefield and face Wild card)
....... They were near flawless except for their eight ladder match losses and two in league... OK, so Owner BirdmanJT put the team on his shoulders and carried them to enough League victories to make this soft division's title their own. HB Ronnie Hillman is the star on this team with 52 rushing TDs and Defensive Ends Mario Williams & Jeff Geho lead the way on defense. FB Stefan Pickens led the way on Special Teams with 2 punt returns for TD.
2 Orlando Outlaws 4-10-0
....... They could have been easily 9-5-0 due to close game losses and the horrible loss to a cpu team... But the snake bit Outlaws collapsed just before the second divisional games series.
3 SouthEast Eagles 3-11-0
....... The OTHER Alpha Div. Eagles, SouthEast were early on 2-1 then 3-2 but still viable, then they weren't.
4 Miami Gators 2-12-0
....... Just failed to launch but had a memorable upset of Monmouth and the upset victory over SouthEast. Unfortunately that was about it.

Beta Division
1 Monmouth Evil Monkeys 11-3-0 (away against Gamma winner)
....... Never spectacular in victory and seldom routed in defeat. Team seemed to develop as season progressed. Who knows what they are now since they started as running and lately are very balanced. Won Beta when Beta wasn't cool.
2 Dallas Diamonds 9-5-0
....... Five in league losses but all to eventual playoff teams. Two will stick in their craw the most, the two to Monmouth. They should have won their first meeting, they could have won their second, and would have been in the playoffs instead. But we can't live in shouldah wouldah couldah.
3 Rhode Island Devils CPU 4-9-1
....... Amazeballz. Just an unbolveaveable run for a CPU team. Went 10-16-1 overall while beating agent controlled teams in SouthEast Eagles, Miami Gators, Orlando Outlaws, Fresno Slashers and tied the Saints. A true Don Coryell CPU AI, they were once 1st in passing yards and ended the season 3rd. Their defense ended up middle of the road but they'll always be first in the "hearts" of AIs everywhere.
4 Fresno Slashers 2-12-0
....... What can we say they started terrible, ended horrible and were lousy in between. Owner going inactive is probably why.

Gamma Division
1 Team Beta 12-2-0 (home against Gamma winner)
....... I placed them second in league because they didn't have a lot of blowout wins until later in the season. It's still possible that they will host the Rabid Lizards but my money in on hosting Monkeys. Either way they are the home team and you can't turn down home cookin'.
2 Columbus Rabid Lizards 10-4-0 (Wild Card)
....... Just avoided backing into playoffs but they'll take it as now is a whole new race to the ship! Need a few tweeks but ten wins is nothing to sneeze at.
3 Ancona Dolphins 8-6-0
....... Had a hard learning curve but the players developed really well and almost pulled it off. Were laughing stocks at first due to tough division but soon came into their own and Juuust missed wild card by one win more...
4 New Orleans Saints 6-7-1
....... Would be second in Alpha and weren't really bad at anything except passing... But they're in a tough division and near average just wouldn't cut it in Gamma. They end up last in division but next season things could change as at least two teams will most likely be gone to open moving space.
Edited by QuadL on Aug 6, 2023 13:54:18
Edited by QuadL on Aug 6, 2023 13:52:35
 
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thanks, solid season
 
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Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and Bark it back at you! Jumping Jupiter! Have have the end of season results and they're all pumped up and seeing red (eye)! Let's get straight to the action!

Jupiter League Teams
Alpha Division
1 D'Haran Empire 13-1-0
2 Estate Parks Community College 8-6-0
3 Huntsville SoulStealers 4-10-0
4 2009 Cornhuskers CPU 2-12-0
Alpha- D;Haran Empire Pulled away from Estate Park CC to gain home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Will host The Dark Age. H-Back Richard Rahl powered the offense and Defensive Ends Darken Rahl & Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander ruled the defense.
Beta Division
1 Kentucky Mountaineers 12-2-0
2 The Dark Age 12-2-0
3 KC CROWNS 9-5-0
4 Norfolk VA City Boys 4-10-0
This turned into a true power division with Kentucky grabbing the title through tie-breakers as The Dark Age settles for the Wild card. the Mountaineers had great players like HB Bob Duke, QB Will Levis* lead the offense while DT Bud Dupree and CB Kelvin Joseph controlled the D. The Dark Age had a host of offensive and defensive players in the top ten: HB Richard Rahl, QB Gjalpinulva, Dragon of Malmohus, HB Lug Lámfhota, WR Hibernia Nightshade, DE GLB2Scout 1682986409849, CB CB2 Dark Age, DE GLB2Scout 1682986368691, and CB Ethan Beaulieu.
Gamma Division
1 Tampa Playmakers 8-6-0
2 B.A.S.S. Nation 7-7-0
3 DarkSeid Ravagers 5-9-0
4 Norfolk Assassins 0-14-0
Talk about a shocker and upset. B.A.S.S. pretty much led Gamma all season long then right at the end the Playmakers made the um, (do I have to read this?) plays and stole not only the division title but playoff tickets to boot. HB Rachaad White was the main man for the Playmakers this season.
Edited by RealQuadL on Aug 7, 2023 17:20:52
 
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