Spaceman Spiff's Special Playoff Report! Often imitated, never duplicated, 100% pure, unadulterated, all bang no fluff, um, stuff, something, something... DARKSIDE! Here's the report.
(where are my writers, we need to talk!)
The Program (14-0-0, Alpha Winner) defeats House Party (10-4-0, Wild Card) at home, 34-28.
CB Spiritual Wellness and the House Party defense knew they could not stop HB Darnell Jefferson they could only hope to contain him. He ran for a cleat blistering 255 yards on 39 attempts with 3 TDs as both defenses stifled the pass but there was just no answer for Jefferson's six yards per carry average. HB Rough Draft v3.0 ran well for House Party gaining 138+ yards and 2 TDs, but was eclipsed by Darnell Jefferson's banner day.
Grape Apes House of Slombo (13-1-0, Beta Winner) wins at home over Bay Area's Best Builds, 27-21.
HB Slombo #5 consistently got to the second and third level due to great blocking by his offensive line and as a result broke 26 tackles to a 240+ yard day and capped it off with 2 touchdowns as the Purple primates passed the Bay Area's Best Builds ballers beating them in overtime. Tightends Fly Y and Charmin Gaines each had over 110 yards receiving and a TD each for their respective squads.
Oh yeah BABY! 
