Originally posted by agerm73
Championship Edition
It has come down to this match up....The Windsor Warriors versus the hometown Beers.
Beer-gate...Da Beers' training staff seen replacing Windsor's Gatorade with beer.
Coach Agerm's comments on the big game...
"The Warriors are definitely the better team on paper. I don't have any more tricks up my sleeves so we are going to eat our vitamins and pray to the GLB RNG gods."
Da Beers' HB Heady Topper says, "What you gonna do when Beer-o-mania runs wild on you?"
El Gazpacho says the Beers are so afraid of the Windsor front 7 they don't even realize they are the away team. El Gazpacho doesn't care what Heady Topper says, El Gazpacho doesn't even know who he Topper is. El Gazpacho will be in the backfield so much that Coach Agerm's gonna wonder where they got that new QB.
El Gazpacho didn't come out of retirement to see the season end without a trophy. When the game is over, El Gazpacho will be drinking Heady Toppers blood from the Rum Cup.