So Ozmosis been dominating all over this game, the name of the MVP is spreading throughout the leagues with various people asking for him to start trash talking for their teams as well as multiple trade requests.
This weeks highlight message read:
"Dear MVP,
The 18th Ballache who you are playing next are irrelevant. You however are the most relevant thing in all of football. Ozmosis was number 5 trending in Italy yesterday.
From your biggest Fan in Italy
Vincenzo"
Today we play those virgins with the Game of Thrones name 14th Ballic or something. anyways we'll win and Ozmosis will dominate as he does week in week out.
After that happens, all the dust has settled and the smoke has cleared, all the basement dwellers who study this game rather than study themselves will realise that the Northern Uprising are The Truth and are The Revolution.
This weeks highlight message read:
"Dear MVP,
The 18th Ballache who you are playing next are irrelevant. You however are the most relevant thing in all of football. Ozmosis was number 5 trending in Italy yesterday.
From your biggest Fan in Italy
Vincenzo"
Today we play those virgins with the Game of Thrones name 14th Ballic or something. anyways we'll win and Ozmosis will dominate as he does week in week out.
After that happens, all the dust has settled and the smoke has cleared, all the basement dwellers who study this game rather than study themselves will realise that the Northern Uprising are The Truth and are The Revolution.





So wait, you catch less than half of the passes thrown to you, not even ranked in the top 10 for MVP, so why do you refer to yourself as an MVP? Please help educate me in this matter oh great one. 























