After another week of surprises, though none as big as Philadelphia Bling over Drunken Potato Farmers, the play-off picture are slightly shifting on a small scale again.
Which teams are still in trouble? Which division is the toughest? Who are definitely making the post season?
"Always remember the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People just Like a Good Show."-
(2-1) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (0-3) Orlando Warriors
As Philadelphia Bling so illustriously pointed out last week, upsets lurk in the dark on any given day. So who will shake up the polls this upcoming game day? HB Thor Douglas, even if the Warriors lay brick walls in front of him- Thor will shred that defense apart piece by piece. If all you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like nails.
Even more so, HB Big Gain and the rest of the offense will need to bring their A-games to move the football on this defense that allowed 440 plus yards against Goons.
Give me a break. Farmers wins big against a morally depleted Orlando squad.
(2-1) Compton Con Men vs (1-2) Drunken RedZone Zombies
The Con Men got their bad play out of their system against Potato Farmers in Week 1, and when they play RedZone Zombies, Compton will return to rare form. QB Dexter Morgan is a winning quarterback who is smooth in the pocket and keeps his cool under pressure. More importantly, he has an accurate delivery- And should have another big day through the air, considering Drunken gave up 500 passing yards against D.C. - Add in the fact that DRZ is playing like crap. I want to pick RedZone to win but I quickly realize you can't trust them like magicians. Learn to laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
All Compton Con in this one.
(3-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (2-1) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Clumsy coordinators have all slip and fell victim to us.
The Stunners are riding high after a solid 48-27 win against MMA, and when the Politicians stroll into Minnesota, HB Imani Cross will be lock and loaded.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
(2-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (3-0) Jersey Goons
The Goons owned MMA in season 4 and 5, but last season the Crushers stopped being the little snot nose brother that kept getting their ass kick.
QB Big Ben Rapethlisberger and WR Mandy Ross certainly complement each other, don't they?
Irishwhiskey119 might be on to something in MMArmy.
The team is not shy about having an arrogant attitude. The players seem to really enjoy playing there. The atmosphere just has a different feel to it. You can nearly taste it through your veins.
For these very reason, the Can Crushers will avoid an upset against Jersey. Goons has a couple of playmakers—HB Scat Back being the most notable—but they are going against the same team that gave the Stunners a run for their money.
MMArmy wins a high-scoring affair to give sonto and his club their first defeat.
(0-3) Oregon Ducks vs (1-2) Philadelphia Bling
Philadelphia gets to prove itself nationally by taking on a beta division opponent. Well, kind of.
The Bling will play at Oregon, and though the Ducks is far from an elite Monroe club.
In fact, it just might be the worst team in the League. Sources tell me they just hired a new GM to assist in offensive production. Oregon is not a failure, they are very successful at finding things that doesn't work. Keeping that in mind, Philadelphia didn't look crisp to open the season against Cobras or Con Men, but undoubtedly picked it up against Potato Farmers last week.
Bling continue to shine bright on a 2 game win streak, as WR Thomas Richardson and the Philadelphia show up to pluck some ducks.
(1-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (1-2) Alliance Cobras
Can the Drinkins rally a come-back?
If they beat the Cobras at home, they just might be heading in that direction. Hellraisers has a special quarterback in Kyle Stobie, and surrounding the gun-slinger are plenty of offensive weapons. If you haven't had the opportunity to get a glimpse of this star, you really need to make it a point to watch him play. Just imagine what this team could have been had their defense not become as useless as discussing politics with an underage prostitute in a cheap Motel room. Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
Alliance fans don't take too kindly to QB Ryan Tannyhill being called "Armpunt," so let's just say we will get to see HB Shifty Back handle the rock more.
If Drinkin let the Cobras off the hook in this game, it will haunt them for the rest of the season.
Which teams are still in trouble? Which division is the toughest? Who are definitely making the post season?
"Always remember the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People just Like a Good Show."-
(2-1) Drunken Potato Farmers vs (0-3) Orlando Warriors
As Philadelphia Bling so illustriously pointed out last week, upsets lurk in the dark on any given day. So who will shake up the polls this upcoming game day? HB Thor Douglas, even if the Warriors lay brick walls in front of him- Thor will shred that defense apart piece by piece. If all you have is a hammer, everything begins to look like nails.
Even more so, HB Big Gain and the rest of the offense will need to bring their A-games to move the football on this defense that allowed 440 plus yards against Goons.
Give me a break. Farmers wins big against a morally depleted Orlando squad.
(2-1) Compton Con Men vs (1-2) Drunken RedZone Zombies
The Con Men got their bad play out of their system against Potato Farmers in Week 1, and when they play RedZone Zombies, Compton will return to rare form. QB Dexter Morgan is a winning quarterback who is smooth in the pocket and keeps his cool under pressure. More importantly, he has an accurate delivery- And should have another big day through the air, considering Drunken gave up 500 passing yards against D.C. - Add in the fact that DRZ is playing like crap. I want to pick RedZone to win but I quickly realize you can't trust them like magicians. Learn to laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
All Compton Con in this one.
(3-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (2-1) D.C. Corrupt Politicians
Clumsy coordinators have all slip and fell victim to us.
The Stunners are riding high after a solid 48-27 win against MMA, and when the Politicians stroll into Minnesota, HB Imani Cross will be lock and loaded.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
(2-1) MMArmy Can Crushers vs (3-0) Jersey Goons
The Goons owned MMA in season 4 and 5, but last season the Crushers stopped being the little snot nose brother that kept getting their ass kick.
QB Big Ben Rapethlisberger and WR Mandy Ross certainly complement each other, don't they?
Irishwhiskey119 might be on to something in MMArmy.
The team is not shy about having an arrogant attitude. The players seem to really enjoy playing there. The atmosphere just has a different feel to it. You can nearly taste it through your veins.
For these very reason, the Can Crushers will avoid an upset against Jersey. Goons has a couple of playmakers—HB Scat Back being the most notable—but they are going against the same team that gave the Stunners a run for their money.
MMArmy wins a high-scoring affair to give sonto and his club their first defeat.
(0-3) Oregon Ducks vs (1-2) Philadelphia Bling
Philadelphia gets to prove itself nationally by taking on a beta division opponent. Well, kind of.
The Bling will play at Oregon, and though the Ducks is far from an elite Monroe club.
In fact, it just might be the worst team in the League. Sources tell me they just hired a new GM to assist in offensive production. Oregon is not a failure, they are very successful at finding things that doesn't work. Keeping that in mind, Philadelphia didn't look crisp to open the season against Cobras or Con Men, but undoubtedly picked it up against Potato Farmers last week.
Bling continue to shine bright on a 2 game win streak, as WR Thomas Richardson and the Philadelphia show up to pluck some ducks.
(1-2) Drinkin Hellraisers vs (1-2) Alliance Cobras
Can the Drinkins rally a come-back?
If they beat the Cobras at home, they just might be heading in that direction. Hellraisers has a special quarterback in Kyle Stobie, and surrounding the gun-slinger are plenty of offensive weapons. If you haven't had the opportunity to get a glimpse of this star, you really need to make it a point to watch him play. Just imagine what this team could have been had their defense not become as useless as discussing politics with an underage prostitute in a cheap Motel room. Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
Alliance fans don't take too kindly to QB Ryan Tannyhill being called "Armpunt," so let's just say we will get to see HB Shifty Back handle the rock more.
If Drinkin let the Cobras off the hook in this game, it will haunt them for the rest of the season.
