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I just saw someone named Bort posted in the Changelog thread. Who the fuck is that and how did he get access to the thread? Did GLB2 get hacked?

One Night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Bort. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him and the other to Bort.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned Bort about it. "Bort, you said that once I decided to follow you you'd walk with me all the way, but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

Bort replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bort Number 4

“Bort is a state of mind. Bort is an obsession. Above all, Bort is a nation in every sense of the word. And there's an opening convey of generalities. A Bort outside of Bort is a foreigner.” - John Steinbeck

We are the Bort. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

bort is the CMN troll from that thread that time