Week 6 of the Adam League features a number of fascinating contests that should provide a clear indication as to which teams are contenders and which are pretenders.
It's always a daunting proposition to make predictions in what's an increasingly unpredictable game, but like Asian School Girl porn getting their throats abuse- I fucking love it
"Don't call me a nice guy once you get to know me, just call me a dick head and get use to it."-
(2-3) Live Oak Eagles vs (4-1) Gangsta Wit it'
Gangsta Wit it have been one of Adam's biggest surprises. I would of predicted they would be bottom-dwellers in the Gamma Division, yet they find themselves just one game out from over throwing long time owner of the division "Nebraska Elite Damn Cornhuskers".
The Gangsta defense was masterful last week, holding the high-powered LaPaz attack to only 14 pts as Gangsta improved to 3 straight victories. If it weren't for a spectacular season 4 by QB Peter Venkman and a poor season from Gangsta Wit, QB Robo Jock may be talked about as one of the best quarterback in Adam. At the very least he's clearly the greatest dual-threat quarterback I've ever seen.
Most assume Gangsta will run away with the game and easily advance to 5-1. Well you are absolutely right!
Even with QB Torance Hatch who has the 3rd highest QB rating, he has fallen short on a few occasion. Modern Tony Romo if you will.
Expect Gangsta Wit it to come out on top thanks to its run game and defense.
p.s watching Live Oak crumbles brings me some slight satisfaction.
(1-4) Pittsburgh Titans vs (5-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The clash between Titans vs. Cornhuskers represents Week 6's biggest mismatch
HB Ahman Green has been fantastic, leading Nebraska to a 5-0 record, 700 plus rushing yards, no fumbles and well over a dozen TD's along the way.
Simply put, Pittsburgh has no chance. The Cornhuskers will win by at least 60 points, and that defense will more likely shutout Pittsburgh's offense.
Titans QB's are target sack machines, and the Nebraska's defense is extremely opportunistic, with 63 sacks on the campaign. May I remind you those numbers are absurdly insane and the best by any team which spells disastrous blood bath for Pittsburgh.
(3-2) LaPaz Challengers vs (4-1) Minnesota Stunners
I don't hate you guys, but let's put it this way. If I had a bucket of water and you guys were on fire.... I would drink the water.
Despite their 3-2 record, some look at LaPaz as one of those teams who has the potential to be dangerous in Adam because of their reckless style of play. Wishing for an upset- That won't happen. Stunners will ride a sterling effort from HB
Jimbo Jumpback who's on pace for his first MVP.
Plus the Challengers defense has been atrocious this season.
Surmise a high-scoring affair, with a result that won't be pleasing to the Challengers owner.
(3-2) Pawnee Goddesses vs (4-1) LUELinks LUEshis
Pawnee had their world rock last week- In historic fashion, they've never been molested like this. The D was more useless than a turd with the shit kicked out of it.
While everyone knows how ridiculously good LUELinks QB im a virgin has been, the LUEshis defense has been equally impressive,
LB Ray Lewith A Silverback: adult male, range in height 6'0", and in weight 240lbs- A Quarterback crushing specimen, often seen roaming football fields all across GLB. Lightning Reflexes, plays with a very large chip on his shoulder and performs with that tenacity on every down. Ray Lewith is anything but second fiddle anymore. He is the best pass rusher in Adams.
LUELinks will pin down Pawnee and rape them dry.
I just can't imagine Pawnee staying down for long....
(2-3) Rare Breed Rookies vs (0-4) Redmond's Imposters
The Rookies lost the last game in the 4th qrt to a better team. There's no shame in that. This week, its task is exponentially easier, as it will face a win-less Imposters.
QB Blake Bortles is cooking with a skillet. His play has injected success into a franchise and players who absolutely starve for it, and he has the play-making ability to keep Rare Breed in this play-off contest. Leads the league in Passing TD's despite having a butter-finger WR core.
Conversely, the Redmond's Imposters have been exceptional for all the wrong reasons, as the team sits at 0-4. The owner stop giving two fucks about pride and team spirit; as they still have CPU players on the squad, while free agents are sucking dicks for roster spots on the market.
Rare Breed smokes the Imposters in this game.
(0-5) Winnipeg Wrath vs (2-3) Eastern European Alliance
I have a few things to say about the Wrath but it's very mean and the Owner was out of town last week. Physically trying to run from an ass spanking
I still remember getting that chat message from TxSteve "EEA beat live oak"-
This made my heart smile a bit but I still don't like what I am seeing.
The offensive line has been unable to protect QB Ernest P. Worrell, as he's been sacked 22 times and take more pressure than any other QB in Adams. Lucky for them the Wrath's pass rushers are non existent.
I just couldn't stomach another EEA loss this soon, so I have them winning this match.
It's always a daunting proposition to make predictions in what's an increasingly unpredictable game, but like Asian School Girl porn getting their throats abuse- I fucking love it
"Don't call me a nice guy once you get to know me, just call me a dick head and get use to it."-
(2-3) Live Oak Eagles vs (4-1) Gangsta Wit it'
Gangsta Wit it have been one of Adam's biggest surprises. I would of predicted they would be bottom-dwellers in the Gamma Division, yet they find themselves just one game out from over throwing long time owner of the division "Nebraska Elite Damn Cornhuskers".
The Gangsta defense was masterful last week, holding the high-powered LaPaz attack to only 14 pts as Gangsta improved to 3 straight victories. If it weren't for a spectacular season 4 by QB Peter Venkman and a poor season from Gangsta Wit, QB Robo Jock may be talked about as one of the best quarterback in Adam. At the very least he's clearly the greatest dual-threat quarterback I've ever seen.
Most assume Gangsta will run away with the game and easily advance to 5-1. Well you are absolutely right!
Even with QB Torance Hatch who has the 3rd highest QB rating, he has fallen short on a few occasion. Modern Tony Romo if you will.
Expect Gangsta Wit it to come out on top thanks to its run game and defense.
p.s watching Live Oak crumbles brings me some slight satisfaction.
(1-4) Pittsburgh Titans vs (5-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers
The clash between Titans vs. Cornhuskers represents Week 6's biggest mismatch
HB Ahman Green has been fantastic, leading Nebraska to a 5-0 record, 700 plus rushing yards, no fumbles and well over a dozen TD's along the way.
Simply put, Pittsburgh has no chance. The Cornhuskers will win by at least 60 points, and that defense will more likely shutout Pittsburgh's offense.
Titans QB's are target sack machines, and the Nebraska's defense is extremely opportunistic, with 63 sacks on the campaign. May I remind you those numbers are absurdly insane and the best by any team which spells disastrous blood bath for Pittsburgh.
(3-2) LaPaz Challengers vs (4-1) Minnesota Stunners
I don't hate you guys, but let's put it this way. If I had a bucket of water and you guys were on fire.... I would drink the water.
Despite their 3-2 record, some look at LaPaz as one of those teams who has the potential to be dangerous in Adam because of their reckless style of play. Wishing for an upset- That won't happen. Stunners will ride a sterling effort from HB
Jimbo Jumpback who's on pace for his first MVP.
Plus the Challengers defense has been atrocious this season.
Surmise a high-scoring affair, with a result that won't be pleasing to the Challengers owner.
(3-2) Pawnee Goddesses vs (4-1) LUELinks LUEshis
Pawnee had their world rock last week- In historic fashion, they've never been molested like this. The D was more useless than a turd with the shit kicked out of it.
While everyone knows how ridiculously good LUELinks QB im a virgin has been, the LUEshis defense has been equally impressive,
LB Ray Lewith A Silverback: adult male, range in height 6'0", and in weight 240lbs- A Quarterback crushing specimen, often seen roaming football fields all across GLB. Lightning Reflexes, plays with a very large chip on his shoulder and performs with that tenacity on every down. Ray Lewith is anything but second fiddle anymore. He is the best pass rusher in Adams.
LUELinks will pin down Pawnee and rape them dry.
I just can't imagine Pawnee staying down for long....
(2-3) Rare Breed Rookies vs (0-4) Redmond's Imposters
The Rookies lost the last game in the 4th qrt to a better team. There's no shame in that. This week, its task is exponentially easier, as it will face a win-less Imposters.
QB Blake Bortles is cooking with a skillet. His play has injected success into a franchise and players who absolutely starve for it, and he has the play-making ability to keep Rare Breed in this play-off contest. Leads the league in Passing TD's despite having a butter-finger WR core.
Conversely, the Redmond's Imposters have been exceptional for all the wrong reasons, as the team sits at 0-4. The owner stop giving two fucks about pride and team spirit; as they still have CPU players on the squad, while free agents are sucking dicks for roster spots on the market.
Rare Breed smokes the Imposters in this game.
(0-5) Winnipeg Wrath vs (2-3) Eastern European Alliance
I have a few things to say about the Wrath but it's very mean and the Owner was out of town last week. Physically trying to run from an ass spanking
I still remember getting that chat message from TxSteve "EEA beat live oak"-
This made my heart smile a bit but I still don't like what I am seeing.
The offensive line has been unable to protect QB Ernest P. Worrell, as he's been sacked 22 times and take more pressure than any other QB in Adams. Lucky for them the Wrath's pass rushers are non existent.
I just couldn't stomach another EEA loss this soon, so I have them winning this match.
