Well week 1 wasn’t a complete disaster and I managed to go 4-2, hopefully week 2 will have gone a little better, as long as those damn Panters don’t screw me over again by beating the Test Tubes!!!
Oregon Bulldawgs Vs Wesley Chapel Warriors
Prediction: Showmen
Actual: Showmen
It looks like the Doggies attempted a pass heavy offense against the Showmen, who leaned heavily on the run…with QB's Rage & Fury carrying the workload.
The Doggeis started of with a 3 & out and the Showmen promptly followed this up with runs of 12, 32, 9 & 4 yards to secure the first TD of the afternoon for HB Xavier Thomas 7-0. The remainder of the 1st Q went back and forth without anybody doing much at all on offense. The quarter ended with the start of an 80 yard 6 minute drive for the Showmen who capped it off with a PASS TD(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) taking it 14-0. The following 5 drives combined for 38 yards which shows how effective offenses were when the Showmen weren't scoring on huge field length drives. Then with 3 minutes to go in the half the Showmen extended the lead to 21 with a 30yard TD run from Fury and put the game away before half time. The second half was much the same and the Showmen added 2 more TD's (one for rage the other for Thomas), with the Doggies adding a FG to take the final score to 35-3.
Minnesota Golden Lizards Vs Maine Blue Jays
Predictrion: Blizards by a TD
Actual: Blue Gays by FG
OK I picked the Blizards as they hd at least some human players…it backfired….again…I'm not even watching the game…blue Gays win 3-0.
North Conway RiverMonsters Vs Flawless Victory
Prediction: Fish by a TD
Actual: Flawed 17-9
Huh…didn’t see that coming, congrats to the Flawed team, a fairly comprehensive victory, in which they were only behind for 10 minutes and even then It was down to a botched snap in their own endzone. Raiden the Flawed QB clocked up 283 yards & 2TD's passing and looked much more compentant than the 2 Fish QB's who only managed to complete
33% of their passes. I am 1-2 for the week and those pesky Panter are next up!
Blitzkrieg Panthers Vs Roman Testudo
Prediction: Test Tubes by a TD
Actual: Panters by a TD….Grrrrr
A huge W for the Panters in a game dominated by defense (only 265 total yards in the game), they controlled the ball and managed 13 minutes more possession than the Test Tubes and that proved to be the difference with a 4th Q TD the only scoring in the game. Well played Cw01 and all at the Panters, you proved me wrong….AGAIN!!! But im not bitter…honest. 1-3
Phuket Nightwalkers Vs Houston Cuckholders Sad Man
Prediction: Cockholders by 3
Actual: Hookers by 3…TD's awww shit
This week isnt looking good for me…although I'm pretty happy with this performance. A 57% completion % for Augustus was nice to see and 15 sacks also made me happy…you gotta love a blitzing D!
The Hookers more than doubled the Cockholders in terms of both yards and points and looked much better, their staff must be pleased!
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Orlando Slugs Vs Oklahoma City Warriors
Prediction: Slugs
Actual: not the slugs
Crap, the humans get beat out by the CPU Bots again…I think Bort is trying to take over the world with Cyber Bots.
Well after a semi decent showing in week 1 a totally ballsed this week up and finished 1-5, so 5-7 overall…under .500
Oregon Bulldawgs Vs Wesley Chapel Warriors
Prediction: Showmen
Actual: Showmen
It looks like the Doggies attempted a pass heavy offense against the Showmen, who leaned heavily on the run…with QB's Rage & Fury carrying the workload.
The Doggeis started of with a 3 & out and the Showmen promptly followed this up with runs of 12, 32, 9 & 4 yards to secure the first TD of the afternoon for HB Xavier Thomas 7-0. The remainder of the 1st Q went back and forth without anybody doing much at all on offense. The quarter ended with the start of an 80 yard 6 minute drive for the Showmen who capped it off with a PASS TD(!!!!!!!!!!!!!) taking it 14-0. The following 5 drives combined for 38 yards which shows how effective offenses were when the Showmen weren't scoring on huge field length drives. Then with 3 minutes to go in the half the Showmen extended the lead to 21 with a 30yard TD run from Fury and put the game away before half time. The second half was much the same and the Showmen added 2 more TD's (one for rage the other for Thomas), with the Doggies adding a FG to take the final score to 35-3.
Minnesota Golden Lizards Vs Maine Blue Jays
Predictrion: Blizards by a TD
Actual: Blue Gays by FG
OK I picked the Blizards as they hd at least some human players…it backfired….again…I'm not even watching the game…blue Gays win 3-0.
North Conway RiverMonsters Vs Flawless Victory
Prediction: Fish by a TD
Actual: Flawed 17-9
Huh…didn’t see that coming, congrats to the Flawed team, a fairly comprehensive victory, in which they were only behind for 10 minutes and even then It was down to a botched snap in their own endzone. Raiden the Flawed QB clocked up 283 yards & 2TD's passing and looked much more compentant than the 2 Fish QB's who only managed to complete
33% of their passes. I am 1-2 for the week and those pesky Panter are next up!
Blitzkrieg Panthers Vs Roman Testudo
Prediction: Test Tubes by a TD
Actual: Panters by a TD….Grrrrr
A huge W for the Panters in a game dominated by defense (only 265 total yards in the game), they controlled the ball and managed 13 minutes more possession than the Test Tubes and that proved to be the difference with a 4th Q TD the only scoring in the game. Well played Cw01 and all at the Panters, you proved me wrong….AGAIN!!! But im not bitter…honest. 1-3
Phuket Nightwalkers Vs Houston Cuckholders Sad Man
Prediction: Cockholders by 3
Actual: Hookers by 3…TD's awww shit
This week isnt looking good for me…although I'm pretty happy with this performance. A 57% completion % for Augustus was nice to see and 15 sacks also made me happy…you gotta love a blitzing D!
The Hookers more than doubled the Cockholders in terms of both yards and points and looked much better, their staff must be pleased!
1-4Orlando Slugs Vs Oklahoma City Warriors
Prediction: Slugs
Actual: not the slugs
Crap, the humans get beat out by the CPU Bots again…I think Bort is trying to take over the world with Cyber Bots.
Well after a semi decent showing in week 1 a totally ballsed this week up and finished 1-5, so 5-7 overall…under .500
