Warrior General Games

Minnesota Golden Lizards @ Oregon Bulldawgs
Both teams are short of a full roster, however the 'Dawgs are ALOT closer to filling theirs and have 2 S*'s on D.
The Lizards get licked in this one by 50+


Maine Blue Jays @ Wesley Chapel Warriors
Maine are still to recruit...anybody, a full CPU team with a human owner, the Chapel Warriors are the complete opposite, well not completely, that would be a CPU team with a full human roster but you know what i mean!
The blue Jays get pummled by the Warriors by close to three TD's


Blitzkrieg Panthers @ North Conway RiverMonsters
Oooh two teams with full rosters go head to head!!! The river monsters are a 2 agent team, they look as though they have a Sophomore team together as well so they have some recent experience of rookie dotball. The Panthers are a 4 S* team with some good agents. I go with the Panthers to get the W in the first (only??) competitive match in week 1, 35-14

Roman Testudo @ Flawless Victory
No NO NONONO there will be more than one competitive game in week 1, who would have thunk it!!!!?
Rufio (Flawless Victory) still hasn't gotten around to building the remaining dots and currently has a 75% full roster. We all know how dangerous a 1 agent team CAN be if the agent has the experience to pull it off. Rufio has players on one of the top 5 teams in Rookieball last season (Doge All Go) so expect the ball to see some air in his offense (this is a complete guess). The Testudo are looking awesome, 4 S* offense, some of the best known names in GLB2 both as agents and coordinators, they are going to be a top rookie team this season and because of this is i give them the W 30-7.

Orlando Slugs @ Phuket Nightwalkers
The aptly named slugs have 4 human players on the roster, Phuket are another 4 S* offense with a full roster, this shouldn't be close. The Slugs to get slimed by the Nightwalkers (ewww) by 70+.


Oklahoma City Warriors @ Houston Cuckholders Sad Man
This one is an 11 against none match up, thats eleven human players to none...i dont know why i bother (i know a little more now)...i give this one to the cockholders by 30

come back next (game) week for more offensive typos

Always great to see someone willing to take the time to do write ups - and good ones, at that.
Originally posted by Phisch
Maine Blue Jays @ Wesley Chapel Warriors
Maine are still to recruit...anybody, a full CPU team with a human owner, the Chapel Warriors are the complete opposite, well not completely, that would be a CPU team with a full human roster but you know what i mean!
The blue Jays get pummled by the Warriors by close to three figures

But that's kind of wrong - we can't do three figures yet. Not enough skill points. I'm expecting about 21-0.

Did i say 3 figures...ooops!

its still has the same meaning

Nice work Phisch!

Ya well done man!

Very well written. I'm a little scared of the prediction though.

First 6 games (ladder and league) in rookie ball scare the heck out of me due to the randomness that comes in with zero chem and very small build differentials.

and cpu teams arent too bad at that levle

Originally posted by Phisch


Oklahoma City Warriors @ Houston Cuckholders Sad Man
another 4 against none match up, thats four human players to none...i dont know why i bother...i give this one to the cockholders by 30

come back next (game) week for more offensive typos

Which team has 4 because Houston just signed a bunch of Humans

When i wrote it Houston only had 4, i will change to accommodate

Rng holds nothing against my defense in this flawless victory

Originally posted by USC_Trojans
Rng holds nothing against my defense in this flawless victory

Haha, GG guys

Originally posted by Rufio9
Haha, GG guys

Gg couldn't help with the pun

Originally posted by Phisch

The blue Jays get pummled by the Warriors by close to three TD's


Nice prediction!

We won 28-7