"I am losing my mind but as long as I keep that part that tells me when I have to pee, it's all good.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"-
(6-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (5-1) LaPaz Challengers
Even with a sim change, Cornhuskers is still the cream of the crop amongst all league, and the team will be mentioned in championship conversations until it proves us otherwise. As for LaPaz, it is also a title contender in their own right. I really hate this team more than the water that splashes back after you take a shit, but yet they keep on winning. Something has to give.
(1-5) Gangsta Wit it' vs (1-5) Canton Bulldogs
Gangsta Wit it' defense has shown flashes of brilliance against teams like Holy and the Wrath, but recently just hasn't had the same fire and boldness. Who makes more money!?! A Gangster drug dealer or a hooker? A hooker of course because she can wash her crack and reuse it. I expect Gangsta to give their ass a good washing and take the Bull pups out of commission.
(6-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (5-1) HOLY GUACAMOLE!
A very much highly anticipated game. Holy biggest test since playing LaPaz. Both Stunners and Guacamole believe that they can not only win their division, but reach the championship if they play the way they're capable of playing. There is no better way to find out who the real contenders are than by pitting them against one another half way through the season. A game between the #1 Offense verse the #1 Defense. Seat belt yourselves in because you are in for a hell of a ride.
(3-3) LUELinks LUEshis vs (1-5) DA BORG !
I think by now we are all aware I was dead wrong. The Beta Division is the most competitive division because of a team like LUELinks.
QB Smitty Rasmussen can be compared to the sexy chick on Hunger Games. He will die for his district. You give him the proper reverence or watch him come and take it from you. DA BORG "WR Luis Suarez" is the premier Adam's League wide receiver. His production, impact and importance are among the best in the game regardless of position. LUEshis has done a fantastic job turning the team around since it's first 2 league games and for that alone I give them the nod for a go ahead win. We are seeing a team grow right before our eyes.
(5-1) Eastern European Alliance vs (0-6) Montreal Blue Knights
When you think about accuracy, you think about Ernest P. Worrell (6’6”, 213 lbs, Last season League Leader in passing yards and TD's). His ability to put the ball in tight spaces is legendary. So too is his capacity to lead receivers and put them in a position to make a play after the catch. Worrell touch and timing are as elite as they come. Ernest P is the definition of a “coach on the field,” and he lives up to that cliche. His vision in attacking the defense and finding the best possible matchup on a weekly basis is perhaps his best quality. The Blue Knights haven't won in awhile. It's like being broke for so long, that you forgot your pin number. I am not sure Montreal knows how to win anymore. They are better off taking out another insurance claim on all their players.
(1-5) Redmond's Imposters vs (2-4) Winnipeg Wrath
The Wrath has never tasted defeat like this when it comes to playing in the league. They need a win more than any other team in Adam. It's time for WR Calvin Johnson to step up Big. He is among the best in the game when pressed at the line of scrimmage and asked to still get into his route. He’s quick enough to breeze by lazy defenders and also nimble enough feet to make tough adjustments on the fly.
The Imposters are hanging in there but just doesn't have enough horses to run against Winnipeg.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"-
(6-0) 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers vs (5-1) LaPaz Challengers
Even with a sim change, Cornhuskers is still the cream of the crop amongst all league, and the team will be mentioned in championship conversations until it proves us otherwise. As for LaPaz, it is also a title contender in their own right. I really hate this team more than the water that splashes back after you take a shit, but yet they keep on winning. Something has to give.
(1-5) Gangsta Wit it' vs (1-5) Canton Bulldogs
Gangsta Wit it' defense has shown flashes of brilliance against teams like Holy and the Wrath, but recently just hasn't had the same fire and boldness. Who makes more money!?! A Gangster drug dealer or a hooker? A hooker of course because she can wash her crack and reuse it. I expect Gangsta to give their ass a good washing and take the Bull pups out of commission.
(6-0) Minnesota Stunners vs (5-1) HOLY GUACAMOLE!
A very much highly anticipated game. Holy biggest test since playing LaPaz. Both Stunners and Guacamole believe that they can not only win their division, but reach the championship if they play the way they're capable of playing. There is no better way to find out who the real contenders are than by pitting them against one another half way through the season. A game between the #1 Offense verse the #1 Defense. Seat belt yourselves in because you are in for a hell of a ride.
(3-3) LUELinks LUEshis vs (1-5) DA BORG !
I think by now we are all aware I was dead wrong. The Beta Division is the most competitive division because of a team like LUELinks.
QB Smitty Rasmussen can be compared to the sexy chick on Hunger Games. He will die for his district. You give him the proper reverence or watch him come and take it from you. DA BORG "WR Luis Suarez" is the premier Adam's League wide receiver. His production, impact and importance are among the best in the game regardless of position. LUEshis has done a fantastic job turning the team around since it's first 2 league games and for that alone I give them the nod for a go ahead win. We are seeing a team grow right before our eyes.
(5-1) Eastern European Alliance vs (0-6) Montreal Blue Knights
When you think about accuracy, you think about Ernest P. Worrell (6’6”, 213 lbs, Last season League Leader in passing yards and TD's). His ability to put the ball in tight spaces is legendary. So too is his capacity to lead receivers and put them in a position to make a play after the catch. Worrell touch and timing are as elite as they come. Ernest P is the definition of a “coach on the field,” and he lives up to that cliche. His vision in attacking the defense and finding the best possible matchup on a weekly basis is perhaps his best quality. The Blue Knights haven't won in awhile. It's like being broke for so long, that you forgot your pin number. I am not sure Montreal knows how to win anymore. They are better off taking out another insurance claim on all their players.
(1-5) Redmond's Imposters vs (2-4) Winnipeg Wrath
The Wrath has never tasted defeat like this when it comes to playing in the league. They need a win more than any other team in Adam. It's time for WR Calvin Johnson to step up Big. He is among the best in the game when pressed at the line of scrimmage and asked to still get into his route. He’s quick enough to breeze by lazy defenders and also nimble enough feet to make tough adjustments on the fly.
The Imposters are hanging in there but just doesn't have enough horses to run against Winnipeg.
