"I wish you all peace, love and health.
Blah, Blah, blah
screw that Bull
I wish you lots of sex, booze, and hope you win the Lotto"-
(3-5) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (4-3-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/729/734
Okay D.C. As much as I enjoyed seeing you win two in row for the first time ever in this league,... but uhmmm- the jig is up. If you boys thought you were hot, just watch the Dwarves cut off that hand you fan with. Not even that super freak of nature you call a receiver "Vice President Joe Biden" will get you out of this pickle. Sante Fe should already be feeling the vice grips from Winnipeg Wrath, not to mention the division title are not too distant in reach. yello43 is starving for victory, I can tell because I saw his stomach eating his own leg. My gut says Sugar finds a way to overcome D.C for a win.
(3-5) Galactic Empire vs (2-6) Montana Crocodiles
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/730/726
Empires sipping Metamucil hours before the game. HB Han Solo and company are dying to shit all over the Crocodiles. There is still some mechanical work needed for Galactic offense but the Crocodiles defense is easier to get into than a Community College.
(1-7) Charlotte Ninjas vs (5-2-1) Winnipeg Wrath
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/731/735
I am pretty damn confident that whatever is left from the Ninjas, they will be qualified to explain to the rest of us what it's like to be slowly steamrolled from the feet up. Once the Wrath reaches your torso, your internal organs would be pushed out of the orifices in your face. Charlotte lacks honor, pride, and common sense. If you ask me, the team are deliberately tanking the season....Winnipeg are the 2nd Hottest team in the league on a 4 win streak and during that stretch, they have always manage to strike first. Well I always said "It's better to give than to receive.
(8-0) All Madden vs (1-7) Milwaukee Breakers
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/732/725
Fish Tank with Sharks in it. Easy 50 plus. Let me show Ninjas how to make love to a toothless grandma.
Deep stroke the breakers until they ovulate.
(7-1) Alaska Assassins vs (4-3-1) Buffalo Gangstarz
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/733/727
►Game of the Week◄
Lighting speed, Calculated moves, Physically demoralizing...This describe the Assassins Philosophy to a tee. It's going to be very difficult for Buffalo players to watch much of the game due to the amount of time they will spend on their backs. QB Marshall Sims and WR Pinner Dubie connection will be kept to a minimum. Alaska D-line (mostly DE Rob Assassins & DE Johnny Sackalicious) sprinkled with killer instinct Linebackers (led by LB Terrence Tate) will treat the Ganstarz like a bowling Ball... gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and still comes back for more! This is Buffalo last opportunity to fight for what would be their only win verse the Gamma Division. It's not an easy assignment. So I am predicting Gangsters new record will read 4-4-1 before 6 p.m eastern time.
(2-5-1) Copenhagen Vikings vs (6-2) Jersey Goons
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/736/728
You so much stick your neck out there and the Goons will be all over your throat- Killing everybody but the babies. Last week I stuck my foot all in my mouth discrediting Jersey. They handed it to Santa Fe. I'm impress and that is not a word I use loosely. Shovel that dagger in the chest plate of Vikings and put this wounded team out of it's misery.
