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Liquidguns
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Gangstarz have All Madden on 4/20. How appropriate. I'll be looking forward to that =P
 
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We are scheduled to face them on the 14th. Fortunately, there is heavy snow in the forecast and expected flight delays. Getting up to Alaska may be impossible for the All Madden team and it may need to be cancelled
 
Maddencoach
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No way! We will march through hell barefoot with an overcoat on to get to Alaska.

This game absolutely must take place.







p.s Hell is actually not that bad since we know the Owner
 
Rob.
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Fine...I guess we'll play you. Hopefully the barefoot walk through hell wears your players out before the game. We will need it!

Oh and tell all your guys that we are testing them for PED's before the game, so they better stop using.
 
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We are tired of the accusations

Just because we hired Lance Armstrong as our conditioning coach does not mean anything.





Several hours later....




Edited by Maddencoach on Apr 9, 2014 18:21:17
 
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Dear GLB Fans,

We blew it. Like really blew it.

We were caught (again) for taking a banned substance.

Selfishness is where this all stemmed from. I didn't do it to help the team. I didn't allow this to happen just so we can say we have serve the Roosevelt league proud. I did so to appear better than I really am for my own well being. This led to Blow out victories, which we do not deserve. It also lead to us wreaking havoc on other franchises outside the league, perhaps damaging a chance to get a nice GLB Ladder gif trophy of their own.

We are cheaters. Cheaters never should win. And We would have continued to cheat until we got caught. Because of this, I’m going to donate a portion of my flex to everyone in the GLB community. This won’t fix it, but it will make us seem like less of a douche.

I know there are those who will hate us forever and spam us when in every forum. You deserve to do so. You deserve to spam the shit out of us. For I am currently the king of douches (which by the way, I’m strongly considering conducting a Team Name change to: “King of Douches.” Hopefully that will make up for some of this too).

Also, We truly do love GLB. And I know that we've ruined it a bit for some. I've also put other good teams in a tough spot. For when anyone starts to do well (Minnesota Stunners) they will be scrutinized because of what we have done.

I’m sorry, guys. I really am. We don’t deserve the record that we have, but hey shit happens. We’ll do whatever It takes to make this up to you, even if that means guaranteeing a Championship.

Love always,

Maddencoach




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p.s We hate you Alaska, you fucking whistle blower

Edited by Maddencoach on Apr 9, 2014 19:00:33
 
Liquidguns
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*grabs popcorn*
 
Rob.
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Haha I don't even know how to respond to that. Apology excepted, unless it means guaranteed championship, then apology not accepted.

Should be a good showdown though. I've had this game marked on my calendar for a while. Hopefully we can put up a better fight than what you've had to face thus far.
 
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You guys play well very well as a team. All in fun, should be a good game.
Both teams providing their best is all anyone can ask for
 


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