"I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned"
- Unknown
(1-3) D.C. Corrupt Politicians vs (1-2-1) Winnipeg Wrath
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/729/735
Winningpeg continue to struggle putting points on the board. The last 3 league games have been brutal to watch. I would like to think glwarriors and his brain trust are hard at work, attempting to find solutions to their inept offense. Just when D.C thought they were making some headway- Back to the drawing board they go. I am not sure I can trust Politicians any more with my vote of confidence so I am going with the Wrath winning a very low scoring game.
(1-3) Galactic Empire vs (0-4) Milwaukee Breakers
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/730/725
With the Breakers absent of leadership, combine with a random roster of the most non athletic players you have never seen... Galactic couldn't lose this match-up even if they wanted to. Consider this game a morale victory. It's like sleeping with a fat chick and giving it to her good. Builds some much needed confidence. Empire seem to play in the closest games and always come up short. Well now it's time to put on those beer goggles and pretend you are playing a great team. Enjoy this blowout- Cheers !!!
(1-3) Charlotte Ninjas vs (2-1-1) Santa Fe Sugar Dwarves
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/731/734
Q: What’s the difference between the way Charlotte Ninjas have been playing and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket
Charlotte Ninjas are like the french army. They don't know who to surrender to next. The good news is there is still time for them to turn this young franchise around, just not this week. Santa Fe have been slowly getting their team together to compete with the best of them. You can sense the team spirit and effort. The offense is still trying to find their identity and when they do...Just remember I warned you all. This team is legit and have a very high ceiling of getting better.
(4-0) All Madden vs (1-3) Montana Crocodiles
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/732/726
Bort Just sent me an inbox message informing me that the entire Madden team have all tested positive for Steroids. Bort has threaten to Nerf my team but that would require him to code, so we both agreed to leave things as is and wait until the off-season. All Madden wins again. I really do need to give it up to the agents on my team. They are truly the best for allowing me to work them like an Egyptian slave.
(4-0) Alaska Assassins vs (4-0) Jersey Goons
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/733/728
***Game of the Week***
-Maddencoach grabs popcorn- The stadium will be jam pack. Anyone who is anyone in this league will be watching this show down. The best of ALPHA Division collides with the greatest in GAMMA Division. I have no choice but to show Jersey Goons the propor respect they deserve BUT I just don't see how much fire power you're bringing to the game with a suspect defensive squad. Alaska is too damn good for you not to throw everything at them to include the kitchen sink. QB Pocket Copsey is playing out of his mind and they have a total of 13 MVP runners in the race which is the most among all teams. Logic tells me this will come down to the 4th quarter but my heart argues that Goons will be out played in every facet of this game by half time regardless of what the score says. Good Luck Jersey because you will be needing it if you wish to prove me wrong.
(1-3) Copenhagen Vikings vs (3-1) Buffalo Gangstarz
http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/736/727
You minus well call the cops
on Liquidguns the owner of Buffalo, because you are about to become a witness to a straight up Gangstarz Murder. I wish I had more to say about this game but it wouldn't do it any justice. Copenhagen is hardly worth mentioning abut Buffalo is starting to really grow on me. They bring their A+ game to every match up. While they are not known for blowing teams out, I love that they understand how to finish teams. A win here will tie them record wise with the goons. So even though this is a cup cake walk, it's still a very important quest.
