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Serious advice, assuming this isn't a WL-tastic joke thread...

1.) Stop posting about this. NOW. Nothing you post here can help you, but it sure as fuck can hurt you.

1a.) Go get a lawyer. NOW. That's the smart thing to do. Reading between the lines, it doesn't sound like there are any REALLY bad criminal acts involved here, but they're still criminal acts. If you're not a lawyer, you're already in over your head.

2.) Once you have a lawyer, discuss with your lawyer the smartest way of turning yourself in. That's the right thing to do. Doesn't mean you have to plead guilty or admit to anything, but if the police are looking for you, things will be a THOUSAND times better for you if you turn yourself in than if they find you and haul your ass in.

That's all I got. And of course, any lawyer you get is gonna know more than me, so if your lawyer tells you something contradictory to this, you should probably listen to your lawyer.

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And if this is a WL-tastic joke thread, hey, joke's on me, I guess.

Not to mention, how the hell did you hit anything in Nebraska anyways? I drove through the entire State twice and all I saw were shrubs.

Originally posted by The Second Coming of Rusty Trombone
the man has no one to blame but himself for being in nebraska in the first place.

my thoughts exactly

When I was in high school I was working at this Golf Course doing grounds crew work and helping out at night anytime we had events going on, well there was this wedding and I was able to work it and it went until 2 AM and by the time I got done cleaning up it was 330 am while I was driving home from the course I fell asleep at the wheel of my car and I ended up getting into a head on collision with 2 couples, I ended up being the only survivor and when the cops came I told them I had been working and was just heading home... Being 16 at the time and working until 330 they didn't believe me at 1st but eventually the children left behind from this tragedy ended up getting a huge pay day from that golf course I didn't even get a reckless driver charge and nothing ever happened to me. I am sure if you're honest like I was good things will happen for you Lem, keep your head up

lol @ pride telling someone else to be honest...

Best of luck to you Lem

Originally posted by Dub J

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uj0mtxXEGE8#t=77s



I amend my above statement:

If your lawyer or Chris Rock tells you something contradictory to this, you should probably listen to your lawyer or Chris Rock.

Ubasstards would know what to do

Originally posted by lemdog
Ubasstards would know what to do

Run away to an Asian country with no extradition treaty. - Ubasstards

If this is srs, I have a pretty good lawyer in lincoln I used on a procuring charge a few years back, the situation described is obviously a bit more serious.

Originally posted by The Second Coming of Rusty Trombone
the man has no one to blame but himself for being in nebraska in the first place.

also this

Originally posted by Dpride59
When I was in high school I was working at this Golf Course doing grounds crew work and helping out at night anytime we had events going on, well there was this wedding and I was able to work it and it went until 2 AM and by the time I got done cleaning up it was 330 am while I was driving home from the course I fell asleep at the wheel of my car and I ended up getting into a head on collision with 2 couples, I ended up being the only survivor and when the cops came I told them I had been working and was just heading home... Being 16 at the time and working until 330 they didn't believe me at 1st but eventually the children left behind from this tragedy ended up getting a huge pay day from that golf course I didn't even get a reckless driver charge and nothing ever happened to me. I am sure if you're honest like I was good things will happen for you Lem, keep your head up

if that's true, that sucks donkey balls

Originally posted by bug03
if that's true, that sucks donkey balls

For the other people...but he's just trolling anyway.