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Just in case some of you missed this offer.....

LB) jetpack hero
Height: 77in. (6'5") Weight: 249lbs
Created: Season 1, day 18 (Mar 29, 2008)
Contract: $51,640.00/yr - Exp. season 3, Day 18
Team: Tokyo Black Demons
Agent: jetpackhero
Level Tackles FFum Sacks
15 24 0 0
Scouting Report
Overall

Rush Defense

Pass Defense


Player Attributes
Physical Attributes Football Skills
Strength: 18.62 Blocking: 13.5
Speed: 24.56 Tackling: 17.62
Agility: 26 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 13.5 Catching: 13.5
Stamina: 28.57 Carrying: 10
Vision: 23.47 Kicking: 7
Confidence: 48.12 Punting: 8
Special Abilities
Hard Hitter Abilities
2.....snarl
2....aura of int.
0
0
0
Pass Rusher Abilities
7.....trash talk
10.....the glare
0
0
0

Some of the thread posts........Pick the best one a-b or c

A)That guy is like a Ray Lewis... He talks a lot of trash! Sign him immediately!

B)He will confidently glare at you until you fumble. I'll take him. trade you a WR with 60 head fake... lol

C)WOW. this guy sucks at building a player. 17 tackling? 18 strength? 43 confidence?? 10 points in the glare??? no wonder you are trading him.


Runner up Thread

it's not my player dumbass..


Line of the Thread

I will trade you a lev 1 reciever, thats equal right?

LOL

really

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=72574

here is that gem of a player

brilliant

sign him......we need a little more bada$$ on our team.......

(LB) jetpack hero
Height: 77in. (6'5") Weight: 249lbs
Created: Season 1, day 18 (Mar 29, 2008)
Contract: $84,000.00/yr - Exp. season 4, Day 19
Team: Blood Gulch Chupathingies
Agent: jetpackhero


LMFAO $84,000.00 a yr....What a joke

You're right. He's worth at least 200k.

Originally posted by claudious
You're right. He's worth at least 200k.

WHY??

his stats are garbage .. I seen better stats @ lvl 4

Player Attributes
Physical Attributes Football Skills
Strength: 18.62 Blocking: 13.5
Speed: 24.56 Tackling: 17.62
Agility: 26 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 13.5 Catching: 13.5
Stamina: 28.57 Carrying: 10
Vision: 23.47 Kicking: 7
Confidence: 48.12 Punting: 8


lets look at this "LINEBACKER"
Strength: 18.62--WIMPY
Speed: 24.56--snail
Agility: 26-good agilty but still a wimpy snail
Stamina: 28.57--Good
Vision: 23.47--great
Confidence: 48.12--WTF

So what do we have hear I see
A SLOW wimpy snail that is able to WALK steady to the QB that has more confidence then Jenna jameson in a porn.

Other then that a horrible build

Originally posted by Satans_Pimp
Originally posted by claudious

You're right. He's worth at least 200k.

WHY??

his stats are garbage .. I seen better stats @ lvl 4

Player Attributes
Physical Attributes Football Skills
Strength: 18.62 Blocking: 13.5
Speed: 24.56 Tackling: 17.62
Agility: 26 Throwing: 9
Jumping: 13.5 Catching: 13.5
Stamina: 28.57 Carrying: 10
Vision: 23.47 Kicking: 7
Confidence: 48.12 Punting: 8


lets look at this "LINEBACKER"
Strength: 18.62--WIMPY
Speed: 24.56--snail
Agility: 26-good agilty but still a wimpy snail
Stamina: 28.57--Good
Vision: 23.47--great
Confidence: 48.12--WTF

So what do we have hear I see
A SLOW wimpy snail that is able to WALK steady to the QB that has more confidence then Jenna jameson in a porn.

Other then that a horrible build


pretty sure it was sarcasm

Oh, I am serious. Look - this is my serious face.

If a sign the guy to a 200000 contract can we stop this thread?

Originally posted by claudious
Oh, I am serious. Look - this is my serious face.

Someone give this man a contract, please!

haha