I love me some Roaring Tusk, but I felt like posting one of these ludicrous CPU ranks:
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... Axis: Purgatory
2.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... San Diego AquaBats
3.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
4.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Philly Franklins
5.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Spring Hill Pirates
6.. ...... 14 ...... 10 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Ivory Coast Breakers
7.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... The African Predators
8.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Republic of Benin
9.. ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Sahara Sand Whales
10 ........ 8 ...... 20 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Uganda Silverbacks
11 ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.889 ........ 1-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
12 ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Black Sea Sunami
13 ...... 20 ...... 13 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Average Joe's
14 ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Cult of Wu Blood
15 ...... 19 ........ 6 ........ 0.222 ........ 2-1...... Rwanda Royal Knights
16 ...... 15 ...... 19 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Austin Packers
16 ...... 12 ...... 16 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Carthaginian War Elephants
16 ...... 23 ...... 18 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-3...... Royal Pangani Kilted Yaksmen
16 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Kirkland Loggers
16 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-2...... Asmara Freedom Fighters
16 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Santiago Voodoo
16 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Steiner BullDawgz
16 ...... 24 ...... 23 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... OffTopica Word
24 ...... 18 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Texas Longhorns
25 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Boston Dogs
26 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... GD: Sons of Anubis
27 ...... 27 ...... 25 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Vol Nation
28 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... The South Rangers
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Pottsville Maroons
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Kenosha Creepers
31 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... -Cult- can haz dotball?
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-3...... 1st/3rd Free-Lancer Army The Black Company
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
20 - 18 Sahara Sand Whales def. Uganda Silverbacks
31 - 6 Axis: Purgatory def. Average Joe's
21 - 16 The African Predators def. The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
255 - 0 Cult of Wu Blood def. Pottsville Maroons
39 - 22 Rock 'n' Roll Damnation def. Austin Packers
236 - 0 Carthaginian War Elephants def. 1st/3rd Free-Lancer Army The Black Company
44 - 39 Royal Pangani Kilted Yaksmen def. Texas Longhorns
17 - 0 Boston Dogs def. -Cult- can haz dotball?
105 - 0 Philly Franklins def. GD: Sons of Anubis
120 - 0 San Diego AquaBats def. Vol Nation
17 - 14 Black Sea Sunami def. Spring Hill Pirates
129 - 0 Rwanda Royal Knights def. Kenosha Creepers
59 - 14 Republic of Benin def. Santiago Voodoo
62 - 6 Ivory Coast Breakers def. OffTopica Word
52 - 24 Kirkland Loggers def. Steiner BullDawgz
145 - 3 Asmara Freedom Fighters def. The South Rangers
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.444 ........ 3-0...... Axis: Purgatory
2.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... San Diego AquaBats
3.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
4.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Philly Franklins
5.. ........ 9 ........ 9 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Spring Hill Pirates
6.. ...... 14 ...... 10 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Ivory Coast Breakers
7.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.333 ........ 3-0...... The African Predators
8.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Republic of Benin
9.. ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Sahara Sand Whales
10 ........ 8 ...... 20 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Uganda Silverbacks
11 ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.889 ........ 1-2...... Rock 'n' Roll Damnation
12 ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.111 ........ 3-0...... Black Sea Sunami
13 ...... 20 ...... 13 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Average Joe's
14 ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.222 ........ 3-0...... Cult of Wu Blood
15 ...... 19 ........ 6 ........ 0.222 ........ 2-1...... Rwanda Royal Knights
16 ...... 15 ...... 19 ........ 0.333 ........ 2-1...... Austin Packers
16 ...... 12 ...... 16 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Carthaginian War Elephants
16 ...... 23 ...... 18 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-3...... Royal Pangani Kilted Yaksmen
16 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.444 ........ 2-1...... Kirkland Loggers
16 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.667 ........ 1-2...... Asmara Freedom Fighters
16 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Santiago Voodoo
16 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Steiner BullDawgz
16 ...... 24 ...... 23 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... OffTopica Word
24 ...... 18 ...... 27 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-2...... Texas Longhorns
25 ...... 26 ...... 29 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Boston Dogs
26 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... GD: Sons of Anubis
27 ...... 27 ...... 25 ........ 0.667 ........ 0-3...... Vol Nation
28 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... The South Rangers
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Pottsville Maroons
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.778 ........ 0-3...... Kenosha Creepers
31 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.889 ........ 0-3...... -Cult- can haz dotball?
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.556 ........ 0-3...... 1st/3rd Free-Lancer Army The Black Company
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
20 - 18 Sahara Sand Whales def. Uganda Silverbacks
31 - 6 Axis: Purgatory def. Average Joe's
21 - 16 The African Predators def. The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
255 - 0 Cult of Wu Blood def. Pottsville Maroons
39 - 22 Rock 'n' Roll Damnation def. Austin Packers
236 - 0 Carthaginian War Elephants def. 1st/3rd Free-Lancer Army The Black Company
44 - 39 Royal Pangani Kilted Yaksmen def. Texas Longhorns
17 - 0 Boston Dogs def. -Cult- can haz dotball?
105 - 0 Philly Franklins def. GD: Sons of Anubis
120 - 0 San Diego AquaBats def. Vol Nation
17 - 14 Black Sea Sunami def. Spring Hill Pirates
129 - 0 Rwanda Royal Knights def. Kenosha Creepers
59 - 14 Republic of Benin def. Santiago Voodoo
62 - 6 Ivory Coast Breakers def. OffTopica Word
52 - 24 Kirkland Loggers def. Steiner BullDawgz
145 - 3 Asmara Freedom Fighters def. The South Rangers
