Dan Patrick: Chrono, what's your take on Dirty Dirt? Do you guys get along?
Chrono: The guy's all about the camera. He'll bring attention on himself by running his mouth. But, as long as he backs it up with his play on the field... we're behind him!
Dan: You said we?
Chrono: The defense man! The defense! We're a quiet bunch on the other side of the ball. There's times when 3D can be irritating, but he's like that bum of a cousin that everyone has... no job, always asking for money, but he's a blast to party with!
Dan: Does his brief pornstar career bother you or have any kind of negative impact
Chrono: Why in the hell would it bother me? He bumped some of the hottest women on the planet! I'll tell you now that I don't take showers with the guy. I'm not self conscious, but damn... when you're beat you're beat!
Dan: Is the HB issue a problem in the locker room?
Chrono: What issue? There's not one. 3D - "the illusionist" is our running back. #1 now and he'll be #1 for years to come. Mark's a good kid, but when the end of the day's here... we all look to Dirk!
Dan: Is this team going anywhere?
Chrono: Hell yeah we are, we're going to AAA next season, now quit asking me gay ass questions. I'm outta here.. peace.
Chrono: The guy's all about the camera. He'll bring attention on himself by running his mouth. But, as long as he backs it up with his play on the field... we're behind him!
Dan: You said we?
Chrono: The defense man! The defense! We're a quiet bunch on the other side of the ball. There's times when 3D can be irritating, but he's like that bum of a cousin that everyone has... no job, always asking for money, but he's a blast to party with!
Dan: Does his brief pornstar career bother you or have any kind of negative impact
Chrono: Why in the hell would it bother me? He bumped some of the hottest women on the planet! I'll tell you now that I don't take showers with the guy. I'm not self conscious, but damn... when you're beat you're beat!
Dan: Is the HB issue a problem in the locker room?
Chrono: What issue? There's not one. 3D - "the illusionist" is our running back. #1 now and he'll be #1 for years to come. Mark's a good kid, but when the end of the day's here... we all look to Dirk!
Dan: Is this team going anywhere?
Chrono: Hell yeah we are, we're going to AAA next season, now quit asking me gay ass questions. I'm outta here.. peace.
Like Christina Aguilera in a mud wrestling fight. Dirty. But, DDD wouldn't have it any other way!
