Uther Arthur presents: Interview with Zhrakkan, the Terror owner
"Greetings citizens of Tanzania and Her Majesties' colonies. This is Uther Arthur McAlister Windsor reporting to you from the Tanzanian capital city Dodoma with news of its first ever American style Football team in the GLB circuit. Yes, this place has been a hotbed of small backyard games, but late last year, the GLB Management Authority gave a very unlikely individual a contract with Tanzania to build a stadium and team here. I want to introduce you to Zhrakkan, the owner of the Tanzanian Terror."
Zhrakkan: "Thanks Uther Arthur, I am happy to be here."
Uther Arthur: "So, Zak, where you expecting to be given a team here in Tanzania?"
Zhrakkan: "Honestly, I had never heard of it before. I was shooting for Egypt, everyone has heard of Egypt! Or even Carthage...but...Tanzania?"
Uther Arthur's eyes open up in suprise of Zhrakkan's comments.
Uther Arthur: "Um Yes...Well, its not big here, but its got a deep love of American Football, right?"
Zhrakkan: "Frankly Uther Arthur, they thought fotball meant that other sport, that I call Soccer. Hence the reason I have so many fast people on the team. They are all SOCCER players who mistakenly signed contracts and now cant get out of them. I am using them to the best of my ability."
Uther Arthur's shock is once again very apparent.
Uther Arthur: "Right..... So, your brand new team, is 6-0. That is a wonderfully great start! What do you think?"
Zhrakkan: "Yeah baby, this is what I was here to talk about! Ok, the Terror are 6-0 right now. Frankly, I am suprised, as when I started building the team, I didnt think "I" could build a winning team, at least this quick. They have gone a long way, and will go further. I expect them to have only 1 or 2 losses this year at most."
Uther Arthur: "That is a bold prediction. We shall see how it goes for you! Thanks again Zhrakkan for the small moment we had to talk to you. I know you are busy for the game this afternoon."
Zhrakkan: "Yeah I am, I have some issue to do with stippers in the locker room to deal with. Oh, by the way, for all you fans, there is a new website called, I_Luv_the_Terror.tz that is now active and selling replicas of this cute and cuddly little monkey."
(Zhrakkan is holding a feral looking monkey, holding the disembodied head of the coach of an opposing team)
"Also, we have new foam fingers!
(Zhrakkan holds up the Foam Finger that is actually extending its middle finger)
"As well as our new beverage bar at the stadium, ALL vendors now sell Hard Liqour and the blood of our enemies!"
Zhrakkan whispers: "Its not REALLY the blood of our enemies, its a liqour concoction of our team bartender, but dont tell the tema that."
Zhrakkan: "Come join us at the stadium, we await our seventh win!"
Uther Arthur: "This is Uther Arthur McAlister Windsor reporting for BBC3772198."
"Greetings citizens of Tanzania and Her Majesties' colonies. This is Uther Arthur McAlister Windsor reporting to you from the Tanzanian capital city Dodoma with news of its first ever American style Football team in the GLB circuit. Yes, this place has been a hotbed of small backyard games, but late last year, the GLB Management Authority gave a very unlikely individual a contract with Tanzania to build a stadium and team here. I want to introduce you to Zhrakkan, the owner of the Tanzanian Terror."
Zhrakkan: "Thanks Uther Arthur, I am happy to be here."
Uther Arthur: "So, Zak, where you expecting to be given a team here in Tanzania?"
Zhrakkan: "Honestly, I had never heard of it before. I was shooting for Egypt, everyone has heard of Egypt! Or even Carthage...but...Tanzania?"
Uther Arthur's eyes open up in suprise of Zhrakkan's comments.
Uther Arthur: "Um Yes...Well, its not big here, but its got a deep love of American Football, right?"
Zhrakkan: "Frankly Uther Arthur, they thought fotball meant that other sport, that I call Soccer. Hence the reason I have so many fast people on the team. They are all SOCCER players who mistakenly signed contracts and now cant get out of them. I am using them to the best of my ability."
Uther Arthur's shock is once again very apparent.
Uther Arthur: "Right..... So, your brand new team, is 6-0. That is a wonderfully great start! What do you think?"
Zhrakkan: "Yeah baby, this is what I was here to talk about! Ok, the Terror are 6-0 right now. Frankly, I am suprised, as when I started building the team, I didnt think "I" could build a winning team, at least this quick. They have gone a long way, and will go further. I expect them to have only 1 or 2 losses this year at most."
Uther Arthur: "That is a bold prediction. We shall see how it goes for you! Thanks again Zhrakkan for the small moment we had to talk to you. I know you are busy for the game this afternoon."
Zhrakkan: "Yeah I am, I have some issue to do with stippers in the locker room to deal with. Oh, by the way, for all you fans, there is a new website called, I_Luv_the_Terror.tz that is now active and selling replicas of this cute and cuddly little monkey."
(Zhrakkan is holding a feral looking monkey, holding the disembodied head of the coach of an opposing team)
"Also, we have new foam fingers!
(Zhrakkan holds up the Foam Finger that is actually extending its middle finger)
"As well as our new beverage bar at the stadium, ALL vendors now sell Hard Liqour and the blood of our enemies!"
Zhrakkan whispers: "Its not REALLY the blood of our enemies, its a liqour concoction of our team bartender, but dont tell the tema that."
Zhrakkan: "Come join us at the stadium, we await our seventh win!"
Uther Arthur: "This is Uther Arthur McAlister Windsor reporting for BBC3772198."
