Warrior General Games

Freddie Mitchell, star WR for the 5-2 UN Peacekeepers, held a press conference today to discuss tomorrow's big game against the 5-2 Djibouti Trolls:

Reporter: "That Djibouti secondary is pretty formidable, what do you think of them?"

Freddie: "Man, the only one that's worth anything is Toast Joseph... and I've got something for him. As for the others, I don't know them by name, only be level... let's see, Lvl. 12, Lvl. 11, and Lvl. 9?"

Reporter: "Actually those are the incorrect levels, Freddie"

Freddie: "Oh is that so? Doesn't matter, all I know is that I'll make 'em all look like Lvl. 1 players"

Reporter: "Your rival Dirty Diggs made some comments yesterday that got him into hot water with the fanbase as well as the league offices, what do you think of that?"

Freddie: "You gotta love Dirty Diggs, dude wants a job with a USA team and he averaged 3.7 YPC with a USA BBB team last year... meanwhile yours truly was playing USA AA ball for a team that is 6-1 this season. D3 would get stuffed at that level, he obviously overrates himself"

"As for the fans, I think Diggs is a little jealous that FredEx #84 jerseys are currently the hottest sellers among young ladies throughout Africa. At the same time his clothing line is tanking, his backup RB is outperforming him, and the dude can't even spell my name! He shouldn't be too concerned about losing his fans because they've already converted to the People's Champ"

Reporter: "Any thoughts on last week's big win over Sierra Leone?"

Freddie: "Well I'd like to extend a special thanks to my hands for being so great, I'd like to thank the Sierra Leone secondary for letting me dominate, and to all those who doubted me, I have 19 catches for 233 yards in our last three games, you should call me 'Franchise Freddie'"

I cant wait until you play us...oh wait..lol. Franchise Freddie didnt score a point and either did anyone else on the pathetic Peacekeapers! Cairo may talk smack, but we back it up! Just asked the trolls who thought they had a chance yet only managed a meek 3 points and couldnt stop are dominating offense!

Originally posted by willm
I cant wait until you play us...oh wait..lol. Franchise Freddie didnt score a point and either did anyone else on the pathetic Peacekeapers! Cairo may talk smack, but we back it up! Just asked the trolls who thought they had a chance yet only managed a meek 3 points and couldnt stop are dominating offense!

How many points did your "dominating offense" score on us again?

And how many of your players were fully boosted?

I cant wait until you play us...oh wait..lol. Franchise Freddie didnt score a point and either did anyone else on the pathetic Peacekeapers! Cairo may talk smack, but we back it up! Just asked the trolls who thought they had a chance yet only managed a meek 3 points and couldnt stop are dominating offense!


This is on my locker door. Can't wait to see you in the playoffs

Originally posted by willm
I cant wait until you play us...oh wait..lol. Franchise Freddie didnt score a point and either did anyone else on the pathetic Peacekeapers! Cairo may talk smack, but we back it up! Just asked the trolls who thought they had a chance yet only managed a meek 3 points and couldnt stop are dominating offense!

I think he just gave you a hot nicknameFranchise Freddie.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
Originally posted by willm

I cant wait until you play us...oh wait..lol. Franchise Freddie didnt score a point and either did anyone else on the pathetic Peacekeapers! Cairo may talk smack, but we back it up! Just asked the trolls who thought they had a chance yet only managed a meek 3 points and couldnt stop are dominating offense!

I think he just gave you a hot nicknameFranchise Freddie.

Actually Freddie gave himself the nickname, read the whole press conference... but I like it myself. I think I'll add it to the collection:

FredEx
The People's Champ
Sultan of Slot
Fast Freddie
First Down Freddie
Fourth Down Freddie
4th and 26 Freddie
Hollywood
Franchise Freddie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Mitchell

((Later on that day))

GLB News crew caught up with "Dirty" Dirt Diggler inside a local Golds gym working out. Diggler wearing one of his new line of "Freddy Sucks" T-shirts gave the world some comments on recent statements made by Franchise Freddie.

D.3 - The guy finnally has a few decent games and now hes the franchise? Thats laughable but then again thats good old freddy for you!

Reporter: Freddie made some bold statements about your recent actions as well as you in general. He also has a running joke line about your Freddy-Hate-Line of clothing and the spelling of his name.

D.3 - Yea I heard his comments, We have an inside joke going around our locker room about how low his IQ is. You see Freddy doesn't understand his name was spelled Freddy instead of Freddie on purpose. Lead designers did it to show the world how unimportant he is. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW HIS NAME IS SPELLED BECAUSE HES YESTERSDAY NEWS!

D.3 Smiles and continues to workout.

D.3 - But you got to give the guy probs hes a funny guy, I mean he now has what 1000 nicknames? And whats the deal with him? Everytime he gives an interview hes got to point out how many girls he has and so on, hes got to get his team to put up picks of him with women on their internet site? WHAT YOU TRYING TO PROVE FREDDY? You trying to make up for the lack of size someone else?

Diggler laughs

D.3 - So lets look at some of his nicks, what we got, Franchise Freddy, Firt down and sacked Freddy, Turnover on downs Freddy, Fredex. He goes by Fredex to show the world that no matter what city and location he plays in around the world, hes still boxed out from doing good! lol

Diggler stops working out and gets closer to the camera.

D.3 - And whats the deal with his hollywood nickname? add that with the Sultan of slot and you got to wondering where hes going with this. What kind of actors gets their slots filled in hollywood? Thats not A list material there but since your out their in hollywood giving yourself nicks, maybe you should start going by Right Said Fred, since you and him seem to bat for the same team, if you know what i mean.

lol I like Franchise Freddie!

Relaxing by the fireplace in the plush living room of his mansion, star Peacekeepers WR released a video statement today concerning Dirty Dirt Diggler's latest comments:

*smiling*

"Hi. This is Freddie Mitchell, the Sultan of Sluts... I mean Slot. Sorry kids. Anyways, it appears that our old friend Dirty Diggs has made some quite disparaging comments about me to the media today, and I'd like to take the time to address them."

"First of all, it seems that the Crocodiles aren't aware of ol' Freddie's intelligence. D3, let's see your political science degree from UCLA. You might as well call me the 'Sultan of Smarts;' I'm so far above the radar, it's just ridiculous."

"And why did I have a slow start to the season? Freddie's a team player; he was opening up the running game. Plus, I didn't want to scare too many of my later opponents, but I'm afraid I've done that already. Sorry!"

"Now onto the ladies. D3 seems to think I lack size where it matters most. If he really thinks that, maybe he should check out my new X-rated film filmed right here in Africa, 'Freddie Does Djibooty.' Get it? 'Djibooty.' Man, FredEx delivers in that video, if you know what I mean. And it's not about the football team, either. Although we will be looking to pound it in the hole once we get into the red zone tomorrow"

*smirks*

"Third, it seems like D3 is corrupting some of my nicknames. 'First Down and Sacked Freddie?' For all his woes, Koy has been sacked twice this season. TWICE. And last time I checked, it's not my job to protect him"

"Hollywood? That's because the People's Champ is a star, baby, just ask my main man Jaleel White (Steve Urkel), my girl Liz Hurley, my man Chase Utley... they love me back in LA, you can just say my name at a club and you'll get in"

"Just ask Matt Ware:" http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/30/sports/football/30mitchell.html?pagewanted=print&position=

"Of course, that tactic doesn't work at gay bars, so D3, you're sadly out of luck"

"Anyways, speaking of nicknames. Let's look at the nickname 'D3'... sounds appropriate, because if this guy played college ball he would have been Division III caliber for sure. Meanwhile, guess who holds the record for most yards in a single season at UCLA:"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UCLA_Bruins_football#School_records

"That's right, it's none other than FredEx, the same man that got his team to the Rose Bowl back in 1998... so if you wanna be called 'D3' then y'all can call me 'D1.' Or 'BCS Freddie,' 'Rose Bowl Freddie,' add them all to the list"

*scantily clad female appears, whispers something into Freddie's ear*

"Alright folks, it was nice talking to you, but I have to go now... I have to prepare for Djibouti tomorrow..." *winks* "and get some Djibooty"

*screen goes dark*

GLB met up with the dynamic duo from CAIRO, Ethan and Brandi Mceuen after the team's morning walk through and had to have their latest opinions of the most recently named FINISHED FREDDIE and his comments.

GLB-with all of the hostility D3 and Freddie have going for eachother do you guys have any opinion of this Wr and his announcement to the world about being so great?

E.M.-hey bmac didnt you cover him earlier this season?

BMAC-lol, yeah he was a joke, kept wanting to talk to me about how bad our offense was doing, like he had anypart of it, i didnt see him on defense, anyhow, we shut him down, i think he had less than 30 yards on 5 catches, sounds like a rb catching the ball..all talk, no skill is what i think of him.

E.M.- i thought so, i remembered hearing all this jawing, i thought he had terets the way he was shouting out rediculous phrases like "we are gonna score" lol.

GLB-wow you cairo guys dont hold anything back do you? what happens if you guys lose one before the end of the season, or even worse come playoff time? are you not worried about the other team's and players' reactions?

E.M.-worried, first of all, i'll worry if someone scores a td off us, 2nd if a team can run for more than 50 yards as a team i may worry some, 3rd if we gameplan to win big, and dont' we'll worry...as of now, we are basking in glory!

BMAC- E couldnt have said it better, what do we have to worry about, no one has done anything against us, I wish them all luck, i hope we do lose one, it will make the playoffs interesting!

GLB-and do you think you will face either freddie or d3 in the playoffs?

BMAC-i'll take this one, i hope so, it will be great to watch FINISHED FREDDIE and his FINISHED season go home and watch us win it all! He may cry, but it will be funny...and D3 we'll see him unfortunately, we will have to hold him to 20 yards rushing and destroy his ego!

GLB-once again, they hold nothing back folks for GLB reporting this is Mike Adkins from Cairo, a team destined for greatness!

Originally posted by willm
GLB met up with the dynamic duo from CAIRO, Ethan and Brandi Mceuen after the team's morning walk through and had to have their latest opinions of the most recently named FINISHED FREDDIE and his comments.

GLB-with all of the hostility D3 and Freddie have going for eachother do you guys have any opinion of this Wr and his announcement to the world about being so great?

E.M.-hey bmac didnt you cover him earlier this season?

BMAC-lol, yeah he was a joke, kept wanting to talk to me about how bad our offense was doing, like he had anypart of it, i didnt see him on defense, anyhow, we shut him down, i think he had less than 30 yards on 5 catches, sounds like a rb catching the ball..all talk, no skill is what i think of him.

E.M.- i thought so, i remembered hearing all this jawing, i thought he had terets the way he was shouting out rediculous phrases like "we are gonna score" lol.

GLB-wow you cairo guys dont hold anything back do you? what happens if you guys lose one before the end of the season, or even worse come playoff time? are you not worried about the other team's and players' reactions?

E.M.-worried, first of all, i'll worry if someone scores a td off us, 2nd if a team can run for more than 50 yards as a team i may worry some, 3rd if we gameplan to win big, and dont' we'll worry...as of now, we are basking in glory!

BMAC- E couldnt have said it better, what do we have to worry about, no one has done anything against us, I wish them all luck, i hope we do lose one, it will make the playoffs interesting!

GLB-and do you think you will face either freddie or d3 in the playoffs?

BMAC-i'll take this one, i hope so, it will be great to watch FINISHED FREDDIE and his FINISHED season go home and watch us win it all! He may cry, but it will be funny...and D3 we'll see him unfortunately, we will have to hold him to 20 yards rushing and destroy his ego!

GLB-once again, they hold nothing back folks for GLB reporting this is Mike Adkins from Cairo, a team destined for greatness!

After the interview our cameras found the McEuen brothers back at their appartment unwinding and getting ready to go out for the night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st_ibC6jd1U

my darn work computer wont' let me look at it, but i can only imagine what you have on here....

Originally posted by willm
my darn work computer wont' let me look at it, but i can only imagine what you have on here....

ties in with the other post

That's effin' great