Originally posted by vladykins
Originally posted by Book of Daggeronomy
And I saw another admin post in the midst of the moon league, having the everlasting GLB Forum Rules to preach unto them that dwell in the forums, and to every team, and dot, and agent,
Posting in all caps, "FEAR BORT, AND GIVE FLEX PAYMENTS UNTO HIM; FOR THE HOUR OF HIS JUDGEMENT HAS COME, AND WORSHIP HIM THAT MADE GLB, AND THE FORUMS, AND THE SIM, AND THE COWS NEAR YOUR STADIUMS.'
And there followed another admin, saying, 'lolgm trophy whores have fallen, is fallen, that great team, because she made all teams drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication.'
And the third admin followed them, posting with all caps, 'IF ANY AGENT WORSHIP THE POSITION OF LOLGM, AND SHALL RECEIVE THE MARK OF THE TROPHY UPON HIS PROFILE, AND UPON HIS HOMEPAGE,
THE SAME SHALL DRINK THE WRATH OF BORT, WHICH IS POURED OUT WITHOUT MIXTURE INTO THE CUP OF HIS INDIGNATION; AND HE SHALL BE TORMENTED WITH A LACK OF TROPHIES IN THE PRESENCE OF THE HOLY ADMINS AND IN THE PRESENCE OF THE SHEEP. AND HE SHALL LIES AMONGST THE TROPHY WHORES WITH A GREAT GNASHING OF TEETH.'
14:6-11
sloths, breakfast cereals, orangutans....