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InRomoWeTrust
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2/19/11

Sources are now reporting that the Lincoln Navigators of GLB dotball fame are diverting funds, possibly into new hidden offshore accounts following a scandal following last night's game against the Buda Pests.

Accusations are swirling that some mysterious agent, possibly of Navigator connection, ported over a different OAI just minutes before gametime, in efforts to lead Buda to sure defeat.

Navigators owner ddingo, when questioned on the reasoning for the movement of Lincoln assets, responded, "I have never used steroids...Period.". ddingo appeared to have no real explanation for the action. Current public opinion is that the Navigators are fearing future financial reparations and to counter will instead be filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.

When we caught up with Navigators quarterback Ol' Noodlearm, only four words were repeated, regardless of the question asked. "LOL BUDA GOT NOODLED".

Needless to say the Navigators roll in chaos tonight and should continue to do so as we approach the start of the GLB World League playoffs. The Navigators will meet up with the Providence Radicals this upcoming Sunday, with gametime slated for 6:00 PM CST in Providence, Rhode Island.
 
lemdog
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navs just aren't good dotballers not sure what you want me to say
 
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Originally posted by lemdog
navs just aren't good dotballers not sure what you want me to say


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JT_HOOD
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Originally posted by lemdog
navs just aren't good dotballers not sure what you want me to say


 
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MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
 
Sik Wit It
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We're considering going public to raise some capital. Expect an IPO this offseason. Truth is we way overshot our budget this year. Turns out giving out promotional fun noodles to every ticket holder gets quite pricey.
 
TrevJo
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AFAIC the only scandal this season was HHWC intentionally losing to knock me out of survivor.
 
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Originally posted by Mat McBriar


Needless to say the Navigators roll in chaos tonight and should continue to do so as we approach the start of the GLB World League playoffs. The Navigators will meet up with the Providence Radicals this upcoming Sunday, with gametime slated for 6:00 PM CST in Providence, Rhode Island.


Venue changed in light of a rumor this guy is mad again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=124kVBUKHmg
 
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