I went 3-1 in my game #11 picks, and now I am 34-10 on the season. Ok, my rant of the week is about the pussification of the United States. The U.S. is so worried about offending people, and is trying to be so politically correct, it is sick. Just watch all of the ‘roughing the passer’ penalties in the NFL these days. Bunch of pansies; have you ever seen film of football players from the 60s and 70s? These guys were missing teeth, bled all the time, and did not even make much money. You can’t spank kids in school anymore? No wonder the youth of America are so F’d up. They are spoiled, soft, and have no discipline. A good kick in the ass is good for kids. We are raising a bunch of pussies in this country; if something does not change, we will become a nation of foofoo cake boys who will wave the white flag instead of manning up and standing up for our freedom. I feel a little bit better, but shit, the next time I see a roughing the passer penalty, the QB had better be knocked the F out. Like this guy … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wNrB_V3PFc
Game #1. AZ Wildcards (7-4, 26/27) vs Imperial Eradication (7-4, 24/26). Alrighty then, I have had a long weekend, and really don’t feel like going out of my way to find meaningful or even relevant links tonight. So, I am just going to post some shit I like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1YrS0NDE-M terrible quality, but funny as hell content. I like the Wildcards to snip the Erections. http://vixbase.com/v/88817 Will Forte is hilarious.
Game #2. Lake Titties (10-1, 27/28) vs Bridgeport Bulldogs (8-3, 25/26). I don’t always pick against the Bulldogs, I picked them to soooo totally beat the Sabercatz in game #9. As for the Titties, I would like to pick up on these. http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/snl:_harry_potter This was back when Lohan was still hot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRevRq-enXc&feature=channel I like me some southern belles. I also will be picking against the Bulldogs again, sorry, but I like me some titties more than some bulldogs.
Game #3. Gaul Visigoths (8-3, 27/28) vs Ohio St DCutters (6-5, 26/26). I have to do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJlRJu3yV4U&feature=related I may have the DCutters in my post every game, no matter who they play. For those of you who are having a hard time deciding on what to get your significant other for Christmas this season, here is what I am getting my woman. http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234 Yes, she is a lucky woman to have such a thoughtful man like me for a husband. I like the Gaulish to slice and dice the Cutters.
Game #4. Game of the Day. Osseo Outlaws (10-1, 28/29) vs Los Alamos Engineers (9-2, 26/28). No need to provide a scouting report for either team this time, been there done that. Here is someone I wish I could say, been there done that about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1TkTMLRii4 Oh mamacita, she is stupid hot. The list – courtesy of this episode. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NIBxJgUolw Here is my list of 5 ladies (in no particular order): Salma Hayek – if I hear anyone disparage her, I will hunt you down and bitch slap your dog. Tyra Banks (I know she is crazy, but hey, it is just a one night thing). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW8GeUYClw She is smoking hot. Serena Williams - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBZlqNkkgYc Okay, here is the deal with her, she is so hot, so athletic, I think she would kill me in bed. But, I would die with a smile on my face. Christina Hendricks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK_ExYwD_qo&feature=related That is a fiery redhead who could provide hours of entertainment. Denise Milani - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdfiKUmm70&feature=related Denise is a lady who defies the laws of gravity, and she can do whatever she wants to me, any day of the week. Who is on your list? I like the Outlaws to beat the Engineers in a nail biter. Come on guys, prove me wrong.
Last but not least – my campaign continues. I took a nap the other day, in between my son’s basketball tournament games. Granted, I would rather have taken a nap between Denise’s gravity defying melons, but that is a different story. Anyway, when I woke up, my kids had on Backyardigans, and it inspired me. The Engineers could be the “Backdooragains”; as in, “I did your mom in the ‘Backdooragain’ last night.”
J out
Game #1. AZ Wildcards (7-4, 26/27) vs Imperial Eradication (7-4, 24/26). Alrighty then, I have had a long weekend, and really don’t feel like going out of my way to find meaningful or even relevant links tonight. So, I am just going to post some shit I like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1YrS0NDE-M terrible quality, but funny as hell content. I like the Wildcards to snip the Erections. http://vixbase.com/v/88817 Will Forte is hilarious.
Game #2. Lake Titties (10-1, 27/28) vs Bridgeport Bulldogs (8-3, 25/26). I don’t always pick against the Bulldogs, I picked them to soooo totally beat the Sabercatz in game #9. As for the Titties, I would like to pick up on these. http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/snl:_harry_potter This was back when Lohan was still hot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRevRq-enXc&feature=channel I like me some southern belles. I also will be picking against the Bulldogs again, sorry, but I like me some titties more than some bulldogs.
Game #3. Gaul Visigoths (8-3, 27/28) vs Ohio St DCutters (6-5, 26/26). I have to do it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJlRJu3yV4U&feature=related I may have the DCutters in my post every game, no matter who they play. For those of you who are having a hard time deciding on what to get your significant other for Christmas this season, here is what I am getting my woman. http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234 Yes, she is a lucky woman to have such a thoughtful man like me for a husband. I like the Gaulish to slice and dice the Cutters.
Game #4. Game of the Day. Osseo Outlaws (10-1, 28/29) vs Los Alamos Engineers (9-2, 26/28). No need to provide a scouting report for either team this time, been there done that. Here is someone I wish I could say, been there done that about. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1TkTMLRii4 Oh mamacita, she is stupid hot. The list – courtesy of this episode. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NIBxJgUolw Here is my list of 5 ladies (in no particular order): Salma Hayek – if I hear anyone disparage her, I will hunt you down and bitch slap your dog. Tyra Banks (I know she is crazy, but hey, it is just a one night thing). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW8GeUYClw She is smoking hot. Serena Williams - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBZlqNkkgYc Okay, here is the deal with her, she is so hot, so athletic, I think she would kill me in bed. But, I would die with a smile on my face. Christina Hendricks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK_ExYwD_qo&feature=related That is a fiery redhead who could provide hours of entertainment. Denise Milani - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFdfiKUmm70&feature=related Denise is a lady who defies the laws of gravity, and she can do whatever she wants to me, any day of the week. Who is on your list? I like the Outlaws to beat the Engineers in a nail biter. Come on guys, prove me wrong.
Last but not least – my campaign continues. I took a nap the other day, in between my son’s basketball tournament games. Granted, I would rather have taken a nap between Denise’s gravity defying melons, but that is a different story. Anyway, when I woke up, my kids had on Backyardigans, and it inspired me. The Engineers could be the “Backdooragains”; as in, “I did your mom in the ‘Backdooragain’ last night.”
J out
