Holy bejeebers Batman! I went 4-0 again, and ran my record to 20-4 on the season. I was thinking about growing up today, and the phrase, “boys will be boys”. It made me reminisce about some dumb/painful things I did growing up. I have 2 that come to mind, I will share one tonight, and the second in my next post. The first one that was both dumb and painful was my reenactment of the Nestea plunge commercials from the 80s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rqRx__HI9c Looks harmless right? My goal was to fall backward, completely flat into a pool, with my arms perfectly straight, and my back hitting flat against the water. It is not that easy to do, you tend to tuck in a little, and stick your butt out. After many attempts at the “plunge” I finally nailed it. I mean, I hit that water square and basically did a back flop (if you have ever done a belly flop, it is like that). The smack of that flop on my skin and back (evidently, your back skin is not very thick) felt like I tore open my spine. I thought my bones were exposed. Note to all 2 of you who read this – never attempt a perfect backflop. It leads to tears, snot flying out of your nose, and a brain freeze that makes your earlobes hurt. Feel free to share your dumb and/or painful experiences by posting something from your life, we could all stand to get a little smarter.
Game #1. Dark Phoenix (6-0, 23/28) vs Imperial Eradication (5-1, 24/25). This is a pretty cool match-up of 2 of the better teams from the weaker division. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SASkqWyn40 This was a short lived show from the early 80s, and I hate to admit it, I really liked it. The Dark team must have loved it too. The Royal Erections have a HB on their team, http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2170615 who is incorrectly named. The correct name should be, “I am the Whole Entire Backfield, combined”. Wow, what a woman. Is that the definition of “more to love?” Or, “more cushion for the pushin?” There are not enough beers on the planet that would make that heffer doable. The Dark turn the lights out on the Eradicators.
Game #2. NC Casual Nudists (1-5, 22/22) vs McQueeney River Ratz (23/25). The Ratz should not be 0-6, what the F is going on over there in Texas? Suck it up and play McQueeries. Oh, and by the way, the avatar of one of your WRs is awesome http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1987551 Note to the Engineers, see how cool that is? This game is really a pretty good shitty match-up. What I mean by that is you have probably a close game (=good), between 2 shitty teams (shitty = shitty). Here is a funny show, and NC must love this episode. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSA4ItcezAA&playnext=1&list=PL5022E5D14E4146F4&index=2 I am picking the Ratz to win, if they don’t, I call shenanigans and they must be throwing this season.
Game #3. Blood River Sharks (1-5, 24/24) vs Boston Shamrocks (1-5, 21/22). The last game was a pretty good shitty match-up, this one is a pretty shitty good match-up. You figure that one out for yourself. The Sharks play hockey right? Here is the best thing about that sport. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6B-9TjeqY&playnext=1&list=PLFED4C7EF01060D37&index=30 The Boston team is not so lucky, at least, not this season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7FSD5Bq5Ew&feature=related This is the opposite of hot and sexy, Boston, you must do better. I like the Sharks to rip the Shamrocks a new one.
Game #4. Canada Defenders (6-0, 26/28) vs Gaul Visigoths (4-2, 26/27). Okay, I guess I won’t call the Defenders Team USA anymore. I will concentrate more on all the great things Canada provides the rest of the world. Like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuY75M9ZlYk&feature=related I have 2 cars in my driveway that need a little polishing; as well as a Ferrari in my pants. As for the team from Gaul, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZnvdqZOVY Hmmm, Gaul is mostly old school French. Check out the chick at the 2:13 mark!! Good Gaulians! Voo Lay Voo Coo Shay Avec Mua Ses Sua!! I have no idea how to spell stuff in French… That song is kinda catchy and cool by the way… Me likey all of that!! The Defenders defeat the French Gauls, duh, who doesn’t beat the French?
So, my Engineers team has not liked my team name suggestions yet, so I guess I will have to change my approach a bit. Instead of immature, silly, mother nailing team name references, how about we go with a more serious tactic? I am almost 40 yrs old, I can come up with cool, hip team names.
How about this for inspiration? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
Our name could be, “I nailed a girl, and I liked it. Oh, and the girl was your mom.”
J out.
Game #1. Dark Phoenix (6-0, 23/28) vs Imperial Eradication (5-1, 24/25). This is a pretty cool match-up of 2 of the better teams from the weaker division. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SASkqWyn40 This was a short lived show from the early 80s, and I hate to admit it, I really liked it. The Dark team must have loved it too. The Royal Erections have a HB on their team, http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2170615 who is incorrectly named. The correct name should be, “I am the Whole Entire Backfield, combined”. Wow, what a woman. Is that the definition of “more to love?” Or, “more cushion for the pushin?” There are not enough beers on the planet that would make that heffer doable. The Dark turn the lights out on the Eradicators.
Game #2. NC Casual Nudists (1-5, 22/22) vs McQueeney River Ratz (23/25). The Ratz should not be 0-6, what the F is going on over there in Texas? Suck it up and play McQueeries. Oh, and by the way, the avatar of one of your WRs is awesome http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1987551 Note to the Engineers, see how cool that is? This game is really a pretty good shitty match-up. What I mean by that is you have probably a close game (=good), between 2 shitty teams (shitty = shitty). Here is a funny show, and NC must love this episode. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSA4ItcezAA&playnext=1&list=PL5022E5D14E4146F4&index=2 I am picking the Ratz to win, if they don’t, I call shenanigans and they must be throwing this season.
Game #3. Blood River Sharks (1-5, 24/24) vs Boston Shamrocks (1-5, 21/22). The last game was a pretty good shitty match-up, this one is a pretty shitty good match-up. You figure that one out for yourself. The Sharks play hockey right? Here is the best thing about that sport. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL6B-9TjeqY&playnext=1&list=PLFED4C7EF01060D37&index=30 The Boston team is not so lucky, at least, not this season. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7FSD5Bq5Ew&feature=related This is the opposite of hot and sexy, Boston, you must do better. I like the Sharks to rip the Shamrocks a new one.
Game #4. Canada Defenders (6-0, 26/28) vs Gaul Visigoths (4-2, 26/27). Okay, I guess I won’t call the Defenders Team USA anymore. I will concentrate more on all the great things Canada provides the rest of the world. Like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuY75M9ZlYk&feature=related I have 2 cars in my driveway that need a little polishing; as well as a Ferrari in my pants. As for the team from Gaul, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ZnvdqZOVY Hmmm, Gaul is mostly old school French. Check out the chick at the 2:13 mark!! Good Gaulians! Voo Lay Voo Coo Shay Avec Mua Ses Sua!! I have no idea how to spell stuff in French… That song is kinda catchy and cool by the way… Me likey all of that!! The Defenders defeat the French Gauls, duh, who doesn’t beat the French?
So, my Engineers team has not liked my team name suggestions yet, so I guess I will have to change my approach a bit. Instead of immature, silly, mother nailing team name references, how about we go with a more serious tactic? I am almost 40 yrs old, I can come up with cool, hip team names.
How about this for inspiration? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAp9BKosZXs
Our name could be, “I nailed a girl, and I liked it. Oh, and the girl was your mom.”
J out.
3 guys, 1 woman...not a good ratio.
