Warrior General Games

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Show up at our game tomorrow versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors and get your own Chris Hansen Bobble-Head figure! In addition, foot-long hotdogs are only $1.00!

Look for the giant Chris Hansen statue outside the Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium, and follow his instructions to "Have a seat over there" for some great football!

Offer only valid for game 5 versus the Honolulu Hurricane Warriors. No minors were harmed in the making of this promotion. The Farkistan Squirrels do not condone any action that would cause one to meet Chris Hansen.

Who is Chris Hansen?

Originally posted by lawdog
Who is Chris Hansen?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfrbsTWv9eU

Host of the hilarious TV Show Dateline: To Catch a Predator.

He always tells them "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Originally posted by lawdog
Who is Chris Hansen?

Sometimes, not knowing someone is a good thing. This is one of those cases.

I hate it when he gets in the way... Of Things... Yeah.

Originally posted by hobbock
I hate it when he gets in the way... Of Things... Yeah.

Why? He doesnt put down bestiality.

My friend is making shirts that read "chris hanson is a cock block". He's going to get beat up.

Originally posted by Roll Fizzlebeef
My friend is making shirts that read "chris hanson is a cock block". He's going to get beat up.

Lol, I love your friend.

Originally posted by Roll Fizzlebeef
My friend is making shirts that read "chris hanson is a cock block". He's going to get beat up.


That is the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Where can I buy this shirt!