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Oh FOCKERS mom how i miss thee....

We were pegged one and done last season,
til fockers mom showed up for fun and with reason.
Her hoover mouth raised spirits and spread joy,
2 upsets in a row.
Sent FOCKER packing like a whooped lil boy.
Now shes gone,
her deep throat and double joints
and the BCB,
we gave up 40 points.
Oh FOCKERS mom please come back for more fun,
we need you on your knees for our playoff run.

ROFLMFAO

Methinks you should spend less time writing bad poems and more time practicing football...quite a beating you took today!

now that is pretty damn funny

she was pretty dam good before our playoff games last season. I have never seen a woman that could swallow that much C*M in less than 2 hours. I think we have it on video also.

I better call her to see if she wants some season tix for the rest of the season.

Great poem! really funny! Kudos!

Originally posted by shep1582


I better call her to see if she wants some season tix for the rest of the season.

You definitely should! She loves donuts...and you guys are servin 'em up fresh and hot!

Originally posted by Focker
Methinks you should spend less time writing bad poems and more time practicing football...quite a beating you took today!

Focker, I'm sorry about your mom and how we dissed her.
How about this season you send over your sister.

I really expected a better punch from you then that focker, you're not living up to your rep/

Hey, Fockers motto is keep it in the family. I agree bring on the sister and let's give her a whirl and see if momma taught her anything. LOL

Originally posted by AydenHuhn



I really expected a better punch from you then that focker, you're not living up to your rep/

Sorry, I'm too busy bangin' my dad in the ass to concentrate on witty retorts.

Originally posted by Focker
Originally posted by shep1582



I better call her to see if she wants some season tix for the rest of the season.

You definitely should! She loves donuts...and you guys are servin 'em up fresh and hot!

Rusty's Brown Donut Holes maybe

Focker's mom has got it going on.

YOUR MOM