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LOS ANGELES (GLBPress)
June 18, 2008

Los Angeles Sharks punter Jimmy Sue Snakebite had a few choice words for the coaches and his fellow players today following a team practice. Asked a question regarding the team's game plan against Wala Wala, Snakebite snapped at the reporter,

"Game plan? WHAT game plan? We ain't had a game plan round here in weeks, and our record proves it, don't it?"

Snakebite started to walk away, but he kept on talking over his shoulder as he ambled towards the locker room.

"I just kick the ball when they tell me too, and nobody ain't never said nothin as much as a thank you very much, no sir. I get as much respect as a dead duck in a swamp."

The Los Angeles Sharks transferred from USA #1 to USA #8 this season, and despite winning a close first game, were outscored by their opponents 74 to 21 in the next two games. Fans of the team have stuck with them through the move, but the continued losses have caused many to question whether changes are needed at the top.
 
extmenace
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yea that first week still is bothering me. We should have won that game but you guys gut every break possible at the perfect time. errrrrr.
 
griz
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Hey, when you come play ball at Piffles Taylor Field, home of the Drunken Shriners, there are a lot of distractions. Between all those little Shriners cars, to the stands being filled with whores and our players being "serviced" by the whore on our bench....it's simply not an easy place to go win a game. For the record Jimmy Sue, that whore you were with on the Sharks bench was a tranny.
 
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hahaha...funny funny
 
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From the title I was hoping for an actual case of spontaneous human combustion.

Soooooo disappointed!
 
onepeat
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me too...
these kids, just aren't creative like the old days...
damn video games!!!
 
the_old_days
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Word.
 
Paul Kemp
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Originally posted by the_old_days
Word.


lol.
 


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