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Following their 79-0 blowout win over outmatched Morocco, Seattle NEThawks equipment manager Saul Lewinski found star Wide Reciever Throwme Dadamball in the broom closet with a razor blade, a bottle of Vicodin pain relievers and a 40oz of Old English Malt Liquor. It is rumored that number 85 or Huit Cinq as he likes to be called was upset following his 0 catch performance. Team officials and Throwme's agent have reported that the WR was merely shaving his arms and had a headache following the game. More will be made available as the story develops.

interesting development, theres rumors that D.3. may be commenting on this occurance.

However no statement has been released yet.

ESPN News has received reports that Seattle NEThawks starting Split End Throwme Dadamball has checked himself into a Rehab center near Djibouti Djibouti sources close to the team stated early this morning. This development stemmed from a post game incident involving razor blades 40oz of Malt Liquor and prescription pain killers. Later that evening team leaders such as Matthew Hasselbeck and LB Brick Wallington who was a former roomate of Dadamball's at The University of Central Chad located in downtown Koro Toro held an impromptu intervention to help the self centered and often flamboyant receiver deal with his rumored addiction to Vicodin and his destructive and often violent alcoholism. A spokesmen for the Seattle NEThawks could not be reached for comment and calls to his agent Dhodgs187 have not been returned.

Rumors are beginning to surface that ThrowMe DaDamnBall was actually shaving his testicles, because that is the way his lover likes it....his secret lover? D3!

Papparazi has spotted the two pro football players canoodling at the tunnel of love swan ride behind chucky cheese.

Originally posted by TheJetCityFix
Rumors are beginning to surface that ThrowMe DaDamnBall was actually shaving his testicles, because that is the way his lover likes it....his secret lover? D3!

Papparazi has spotted the two pro football players canoodling at the tunnel of love swan ride behind chucky cheese.

We don't subscribe to that sort of hack-kneed tabloid journalism around here bub. Those photos were obviously photoshopped pictures of Freddie Mitchel and Koy Detmer.

D.3 was spotted coming out of a club in Comoro's earlier this evening, media mongrels from various programs approached "Dirty" Dirt Diggler about recent publications in a African tabliod.

D.3 - You know it only goes to show the starpower a talent like myself weilds when weirdo journalists crop up photos on the internet and make up stories in a attempt to gain fame off the Dirty one.

D.3 - What paper was that story printed in?

Reporter begins to speak...

D.3. - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT PAPER IT WAS PRINTED IT! facts are simple they will hear from my lawyers!

This statement was released by a representative for WR Throwme Dadamball early this morning.

"First off, I would like to thank all of my fans for supporting me through this difficult time in my professional career. I have come to realize that I have a problem. Good friends and great team mates have helped me to come to this conclusion. I want to apologize to my fans and my team for my recent behavior. Through careful meditation and spiritual study I have opened myself to Allah and have accepted the tenants and teachings of Islam. From here out my name shall be Mohammed Al'Haseed. I would like to ask the support of my legions of fans in this new chapter in my life. I will still be the same passionate player on the field that you have all grown to love, however I shall seek to live my private life in a more quiet and peaceful manner. Thank you, that is all."

Originally posted by dhodgs187
We don't subscribe to that sort of hack-kneed tabloid journalism around here bub. Those photos were obviously photoshopped pictures of Freddie Mitchel and Koy Detmer.

FredEx: "Who photoshopped the ugly mug of that choker QB onto Jessica Alba's body? That's some bullshit, I was just keepin' my pimp hand strong"

Koy: "Homosexuality is a sin to us Mormons... now if you'll excuse me I've gotta get back to my five wives"

Originally posted by FredEx
Originally posted by dhodgs187

We don't subscribe to that sort of hack-kneed tabloid journalism around here bub. Those photos were obviously photoshopped pictures of Freddie Mitchel and Koy Detmer.

FredEx: "Who photoshopped the ugly mug of that choker QB onto Jessica Alba's body? That's some bullshit, I was just keepin' my pimp hand strong"

Koy: "Homosexuality is a sin to us Mormons... now if you'll excuse me I've gotta get back to my five wives"

Don't you mean Jessica Alba's brother Justin FredEx?