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Who will win the super slow build bowl?

Ditka wins 160 to negative 2



But yeah, I'm gonna go with the homer pick of TDP over DOW by a score of 41-38. Here's how:

Dogs lead 38-35 with 1:35 on the clock and they have the ball with the dead guys having 0 timeouts. Victory Formation, right? But NOOOOO...For some inexplicable reason Jbrehm, the Dogs OC, wants to rub it in that they are in fact, by far the best slowbuild team in Africa AA#3. This leads to a dropback by QB Clifton Clark who's looking for WR Deceptively Fast White Guy down the seam. CB Ross Perot is amazed how fast this kid is for a white boy (because he's deceptive) and screams for help over the top. FS Al Gore reads Clark's eyes but it doesn't matter. That's because RDE Jimmy Buchanan swoops around LOT Death Stroker and gets only his second tackle of the season (in over 800 plays). Fortunately for the Presidents, Clark can't hold onto the rock from this vicious hit and NT "Feel Good" Monroe drags 11 would-be tacklers into the endzone to secure the upset victory.

Give me the non living leaders by 11 1/2

Nice writeup, AZSEA!

We're going to fix that late close-lead pass AI right away

I'm thinking Landry's Vegas line is a little closer to the way it will go, though. I base this 100% on comparing our games against mutual opponents.

Originally posted by arcadecowboy
Nice writeup, AZSEA!

We're going to fix that late close-lead pass AI right away

I'm thinking Landry's Vegas line is a little closer to the way it will go, though. I base this 100% on comparing our games against mutual opponents.

I've found it to be very hazardous trusting a sexy gorilla. Never turns out well.

Yes, were are primarily known for our sexiness around the world, however honesty is what we are known for in our village.

If the Sim awarded half-points, you might have been spot-on, LL.

Very GG AZSEA - We couldn't quite make it out of that early hole, but at least it stayed entertaining. Hopefully we'll get a rematch in the playoffs. Maybe by then, LBJ's Viagra-high will have worn off...

Originally posted by arcadecowboy
If the Sim awarded half-points, you might have been spot-on, LL.

Very GG AZSEA - We couldn't quite make it out of that early hole, but at least it stayed entertaining. Hopefully we'll get a rematch in the playoffs. Maybe by then, LBJ's Viagra-high will have worn off...



The half point was for the gamblers.

I would assume all of the players in that game need Viagra. Since most are older than they appear.................

Originally posted by arcadecowboy
If the Sim awarded half-points, you might have been spot-on, LL.

Very GG AZSEA - We couldn't quite make it out of that early hole, but at least it stayed entertaining. Hopefully we'll get a rematch in the playoffs. Maybe by then, LBJ's Viagra-high will have worn off...


Yeah, that was crazy. Not quite sure what got into Professo in that first half but he abused that poor CB of yours. Very solid game all around by both teams though. I knew it was going to be close but I was pretty damn worried about that one. Those 2 picks and a bunch of hurries really changed the game around and I'll take the result. I imagine we'll see you again shortly.

First one, you caught us blitzing the SS (which we *really* shouldn't have done) and the CB was covering 2 guys all by his lonesome. The second one, the Professo flat out beat down.

Though I hate losing, I wish we had a full season of games as well matched as that one was. Next up, we've got 4 straight gimmies before Deadwood. No offense to the human competition, they're just out-leveled and out-manned.

Originally posted by arcadecowboy
First one, you caught us blitzing the SS (which we *really* shouldn't have done) and the CB was covering 2 guys all by his lonesome. The second one, the Professo flat out beat down.

Though I hate losing, I wish we had a full season of games as well matched as that one was. Next up, we've got 4 straight gimmies before Deadwood. No offense to the human competition, they're just out-leveled and out-manned.



Congrats on a 13-3 season (if we go by common opponents). Not too shabby considering how outgunned you are level-wise by a few of these teams. But yeah, hopefully they'll get this parity thing figured out so we don't have so many 255-0's every damn week.

Originally posted by AZSEAfan
Congrats on a 13-3 season (if we go by common opponents). Not too shabby considering how outgunned you are level-wise by a few of these teams. But yeah, hopefully they'll get this parity thing figured out so we don't have so many 255-0's every damn week.

If you weren't such a bully it wouldn't be 255-0. Never catch us beating anyone like that. Gorillas= love and compassion.