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[Siberia - AP] As the players for the Siberian Coldfront stepped off the plane from their tour of their new league, the fans saw their faces -- the players seemed to be in utter shock.

"What happened?" one concerned fan asked.

Oldbone, the owner, just shook his head and walked away.

Pernbronze, the DC for the Coldfront answered the question: "He has stadium envy... he saw the other stadiums around the league and he's problably going to wallow in self-pity... or throw up in a dumpster... or something."

There was some controversy last season over the green grass around the stadium flyer for the Tundra (the facility where the Coldfront plays)... Coldfront PR Director, rimfalk, admitted that the aerial photos of their stadium were indeed photo-shopped.

We have to wonder - will the Coldfront owner doctor a photo again this season? Will he try to make his stadium appear as large as the other stadiums in their conference?

Recent activity on the Coldfront Credit card reports purchases for books and various DvD's on the subject of "enlargement."

With the season less than a week away, we'll continue to follow this story...
Edited by oldbone on Nov 25, 2009 11:06:45
 
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Those small stadiums do seem to provide a cozy atmosphere, where the fans can get close to the action. Not a bad seat in the house so to speak.
 


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