CV only gets drunk when he's watching his kids.
/low blow
ooooh burn
love you Coach
smoochie boochies
/low blow
ooooh burn
love you Coach
smoochie boochies
Forum > Pro Leagues > Only one thing can be said about the Haliblack/MEM 2nd round matchup
coachviking
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Originally posted by teamriots
CV only gets drunk when he's watching his kids.
/low blow
ooooh burn
love you Coach
smoochie boochies
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one, SO I'm all good
CV only gets drunk when he's watching his kids.
/low blow
ooooh burn
love you Coach
smoochie boochies
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one, SO I'm all good
bhall43
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Originally posted by coachviking
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one fetches my beer from the fridge, SO I'm all good
FYP
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one fetches my beer from the fridge, SO I'm all good
FYP
...more people will have herpes when they leave, then when they arrived.
coachviking
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Originally posted by bhall43
Originally posted by coachviking
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one fetches my beer from the fridge, SO I'm all good
FYP
That too, the little one is my favorite...He has skills
Originally posted by coachviking
2 of them are old enough to watch themselves and the 3rd one fetches my beer from the fridge, SO I'm all good
FYP
That too, the little one is my favorite...He has skills
Joebarber
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Originally posted by coachviking
That too, the little one is my favorite...He has skills
Oldest has skills too
That too, the little one is my favorite...He has skills
Oldest has skills too
jamz
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Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
whotookmybowtie
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Originally posted by jamz
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
Awesome, I'll head right over.
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
Awesome, I'll head right over.
Wylker
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Originally posted by jamz
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
spies reported this before you posted it
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
spies reported this before you posted it
jamz
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Originally posted by Wylker
Originally posted by jamz
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
spies reported this before you posted it
wtmb didn't get tha memo
Originally posted by jamz
Sim results are out early, and posted in Mem's forum
MEM dudes, and Hali spies can watch them at will recorded from DEV box in full replay motion.
spies reported this before you posted it
wtmb didn't get tha memo
n:iceman:16
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Originally posted by Bushido Zin
Originally posted by Gturtle
or: whatever happens, MEM will console themselves with crystallized methamphetamine and anonymous homosexual intercourse
this would assume that MEM could find anyone to consent to anonymous dirty public bathroom glory hole gay fucking.
We all know how this will end. MEM cries at his computer, wondering why it's so unfair. He desperately craves a human touch at this dark hour, he sends a text message to that really fat chick he met the other day. She has to wash her hair, at 4 PM. Burbling with tears, he steels himself for what he is about to attempt to do. Gently lifting the laptop off his stomach and placing it on the pillow of the bed he's in, MEM sits up and shimmies out of his jorts and garfield boxers. He stretches, the folds of fat make the move difficult, but this time, this time he'll pull it off. He takes two deep breaths and, breathing out, hunches forward with his lips puckered. Almost, he thinks, One more time ought to do it. MEM rocks back and forth, building momentum for this ultimate attempt. He throws his chest forward and, miraculously, makes it. He begins sucking with a look of triumph on his face, though his range of motion is limited by the bulbous and misshapen cellulite enveloping his whole body.. Suddenly, as soon as it began, it came to a crashing end. It spurts into his mouth, down his throat. A small piece has caught! MEM Can't breathe, he gags, trying to clear the blockage, but nothing works, he convulses backwards in a desperate attempt to dislodge it, but is met with failure. The oxygen cutoff heightens the sensations, and he sprays up his chest onto his Three Wolf Moon shirt. He keeps gagging, but all is lost the room begins to darken, but he dies a happy man, knowing that he finally did it.
Nothing else needs to be said.
Originally posted by Gturtle
or: whatever happens, MEM will console themselves with crystallized methamphetamine and anonymous homosexual intercourse
this would assume that MEM could find anyone to consent to anonymous dirty public bathroom glory hole gay fucking.
We all know how this will end. MEM cries at his computer, wondering why it's so unfair. He desperately craves a human touch at this dark hour, he sends a text message to that really fat chick he met the other day. She has to wash her hair, at 4 PM. Burbling with tears, he steels himself for what he is about to attempt to do. Gently lifting the laptop off his stomach and placing it on the pillow of the bed he's in, MEM sits up and shimmies out of his jorts and garfield boxers. He stretches, the folds of fat make the move difficult, but this time, this time he'll pull it off. He takes two deep breaths and, breathing out, hunches forward with his lips puckered. Almost, he thinks, One more time ought to do it. MEM rocks back and forth, building momentum for this ultimate attempt. He throws his chest forward and, miraculously, makes it. He begins sucking with a look of triumph on his face, though his range of motion is limited by the bulbous and misshapen cellulite enveloping his whole body.. Suddenly, as soon as it began, it came to a crashing end. It spurts into his mouth, down his throat. A small piece has caught! MEM Can't breathe, he gags, trying to clear the blockage, but nothing works, he convulses backwards in a desperate attempt to dislodge it, but is met with failure. The oxygen cutoff heightens the sensations, and he sprays up his chest onto his Three Wolf Moon shirt. He keeps gagging, but all is lost the room begins to darken, but he dies a happy man, knowing that he finally did it.
Nothing else needs to be said.
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