Welcome to week 12!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1bwzZCik0
Well the season is now in it’s final leg and the playoff picture has it’s first official entries!
The first 4 teams in Alpha are officially guaranteed to be in the playoffs!
Congrats to the Freight Train, Funky Bunch, EEXF and the Lumberjacks! Yay! (it's about time!)
What does that mean? That even ift hey lose the rest oft heir games and the rest of the league wins the rest of their games, the first four teams would still make the playoffs!
But look out for the race for that final #8 spot, it’s still up for grabs but the Baby Chickens have gained the upper hand in that race!
In Zeta, we are still waiting to send out official invites out, but if the War Gods win this week, theirs will be sent via Federal Express!
There are still 5 teams battling it out with each other for the Zeta #8 spot!
The Swarm, Black Hand, Reivers, Bootleggers and Meteors all are still in the race, but with only 8 spots for the playoffs and 10 teams contending for those spots, 2 good teams will be watching from the Hot Chick Lounge.
And speaking of the Lounge, there should be at least one new team gaining access to the Lounge.
The Sharpshooters will be trying to stay out by battling the Funky Bunch. Stay on your toes, Funky Bunch. The Sharpshooters could pull out all the stops in this one.
So far the playoff picture is shaping up like this………..
Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch
3) Excellence Express X Factor
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?
Zeta Conference
1) ?
2) ?
3) ?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?
It's time for you teams not yet invited, but still in the running, to step up your game and make your final charge to the promised land!
Time to say "We're mad as hell and we ain't gonna' take this shit anymore!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs
So who will make it?
Who won’t?
Who can remain at the top?
Who can fend off the pack until the end?
Who the hell keeps asking all these questions?! Just read the Sports Page and find out, chuckle heads!!
You know what’s next……………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0) LW1 - How many is it now?
47?
58?
205?
Man, I would hate to be in that position. I mean the pressure has got to be immense!
The sleepless nights, the waking up in the middle of the night in a cold, clammy sweat, the feeling of someone sneaking into your bed and………..wait, sorry guys, I was thinking of my old prison days again.
But the feeling has got to be the same. Plus, you know that when you do incur that streak breaking loss that all the teams that you beat to get there will ridicule you unmercifully.
I would hate to be under such stress.
So, being the generous and kind hearted kind of guy that I am, I would be willing to let you guys lose to the Funky Bunch should we meet in the playoffs, that way you can get that pressure off your shoulders and start to live a normal life once again.
I know what your thinking, “What a great guy SA is” and “thank God SA is looking out for the Freight Train like this”.
So I’m just putting it out there, if you need anything you know I am there for you.
Dude…….I care.
Next opponent: at #10 House Of Pain (4-7)
*#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) LW2 - Welcome to double digit wins!
And you see that little asterisk next to your rank?
Well that means you have received your invite to the playoffs! Congrats!
Let’s see who can get to the 11th win first, you or the EEXF?
Guess we’ll find out in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1)
*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1) LW3 - You guys have earned yourselves 10 wins and a guaranteed spot in the playoffs, congrats!
But this next game will help decide where you end up in the playoffs.
Good luck in the GOW.
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1)
*#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1) LW4 - You Funky Bunchers are officially invited to the post season fiesta!
But I'm still snoozing until you play a good game……Zzzzzzz……..
Next opponent: at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8)
#5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3) LW5 - Well this should be an easy win #9. No need to game plan for this one, so relax, take your shoes off, sit back in your favorite chair and just dream of being 9-3 after tomorrow.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10)
#6 Odessa Outrage (7-4) LW7 - The Furious George represent your 8th win of the season, so that means no losing season guaranteed.
It’s your game after the George that has some meaning. Beating the Baby Chickens should lock up your invite to the post season, so start preparing.
Next opponent: #13 Furious George (3-8)
#7 The Gods (6-5) LW6 - Well you Gods have a very good shot at running the table on these last five games and end up at 11-5. Win the next three and you are pretty much safe and secure.
I think it’s time Pedro pulls out some of those trick plays he has tucked away in the folds of his toga, like this one………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0
Next opponent: #9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6) LW8 – OK now Baby Chickens, that #8 spot is now yours to lose. You guys are on the defensive side of things now.
Start off by knocking out the Nightmare and that will put you back at .500 and keep your hold on the #8 spot.
You guys are in a fight for your post season lives.
Next opponent: at #11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7) LW9 - Here’s the situation in order for you to make the playoffs…….
You will have to win the rest of your games, plus……..
You will need a complete collapse from either, the Gods, the Outrage or the Baby Chicks and they lose the rest of their games.
That is the only way you still have a chance at the post season.
Start making sacrifices to Odin, because you will need every ounce of luck you can get.
Next opponent: at #7 The Gods (6-5)
#10 House Of Pain (4-7) LW11 - Did you guys read the situation for the Vikings above?
Well just insert your team name for the Vikings and you now know what needs to happen for you to make the playoffs, you guys are in the same boat.
Good luck, HOP.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0)
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7) LW12 - Same situation for you as the Vikings and HOP.
Just read theirs and you will know what you need to do. A win over the Baby Chickens would definitely get you guys going in the right direction.
Good luck, Nightmare.
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8) LW10 - Well it was a good run, Sharpshooters.
You guys did your best, but I’m afraid that it just wasn’t enough.
After this next game you guys should get an official invitation to join your brethren in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Good luck in season 13.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1)
#13 Furious George (3-8) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Debra/Debra-28.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (7-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Britney/Britney-29.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Gemma/Gemma-24.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/02Georgia/Michelle-15.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-11)
*****WEEK 12 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0
Overall: 80-8
SA’s GOW: 8-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-5
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6) at #11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7) at #7 The Gods (6-5) = The Gods
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0) at #10 House Of Pain (4-7) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1) at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Furious George (3-8) at #6 Odessa Outrage (7-4) = Odessa Outrage
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) = Aachen Spartans
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) at #3 Excellence Exspress X Factor (10-1) -
O……..M…….G!
I think when God created the universe he let mother nature decide which animals would be the natural born, sworn enemy of each other. Of course this is just a theory; I have no actual proof to back these claims up.
But these two teams have been the natural born, sworn enemies of each other since the dawn of time itself!
Since the day that God first created the Lumberjack and an X Factor, they have always been the sworn enemy of each other!
Now we can let these two teams fight it out with the use of nuclear weapons and conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
No, this one calls for one of the most nastiest and cruelest battles known to man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpWqA5f_DMg
….first one to scream and cry like a bitch, loses!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Lumberjacks beat the EEXF?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Excellence Exspress X Factor
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
20/48 beers! – My suggestions for this week is to down 1 beer for the Gods vs Vikings game and the Baby Chickens vs Nightmare game.
Those teams are fighting for their season not to end ort heir bid for a playoff spot!
Now take the rest of the beers and watch the GOW.
The Lumberjacks take on the X Factor in a battle of biblical proportions!
The fate of humanity hinges on the outcome oft his game!
So if you wake up dead, you know something went wrong.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 12!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0) LW1 - I think if you win here, you can be officially guaranteed to be in the playoffs. Even if you win here and lose the rest, you will still be in.
So concentrate on getting the win here and you can relax a little bit knowing you are in no matter what after the win up next.
Good luck, War Gods………..not like you will actually need it.
Next opponent: #10 Serbia Swarm (6-5)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) LW3 - Great job in the GOW by beating the Wombats! You guys reclaimed the #2 spot and are well on your way to possibly going 15-1.
The #4 Zabijacks are up next and you guys prolly already know what that means…….
G……..O………W!!!………again.
See you there.
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2) LW2 - Well you guys drop to #3 this week, which isn’t all that bad. I mean, you are better than 13 other teams and you could still make a good showing by beating the War Gods in the final game of the season.
But for now you better concentrate on the Reivers and defending your #3 spot.
Next opponent: #8 Border Reivers (7-4)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) LW4 - OK hog hunters! Here is a game finally worth the price of a stadium beer!
The Archangels come to the Green Mile and a win could definitely move you up a notch or two.
Time to play in the GOW!
Good luck.
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3) LW6 - Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks, oh my!
You earned your 8th win, but there is no rest in Zeta. The Bootleggers are fresh off a strong win over the Reivers and are looking to make their push for the playoffs as well.
So get back into the war room and start game planning. It’s time to step it up and make your run for the money!
Next opponent: at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4) LW7 - This is a pretty huge game for you guys. If you can beat the Black Hand, that will put some distance between you and the rest of the pack on your way to the playoffs.
A win could help knock out one of the teams riding up behind you and then you can take a 2 game breather to prepare for the last 2 very tough teams on the schedule.
Next opponent: at #9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5)
#7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4) LW9 - Even with that big win over the Reivers, you guys still aren’t safe. You guys just need to keep winning to keep the other teams below you at bay long enough until they are knocked out.
Can you guys make it 2 solid wins in a row?
Next opponent: #5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3)
#8 Border Reivers (7-4) LW5 - The Reivers aren’t out of the woods just yet. The Wombats are up next and the Reivers will have to come up with one helluva game plan to get this win.
These next two games are huge for the survival of your season with the Swarm and Black Hand nipping at your heels.
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5) LW10 - Great job Black Handies!
You needed that win overt he Swarm and you got it!
But there really is no time at all to pat your selves on the back. The Meteors are up next and you’ll need to give this game your full attention. A win here would definitely give you guys a huge boost to the playoffs.
Next opponent: #6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4)
#10 Serbia Swarm (6-5) LW8 - It reads this on the Swarm profile……..
Originally posted by Serbia Swarm
“The smell of the grass. The stadium rocking. The rush of adrenaline. The feeling of knowing you are better than your opponent. You have studied, prepared, and trained for this day.
That sounds real good, but against the War Gods it might read more like………
Originally posted by Serbia Swarm
“The smell of the fear in the team. The stadium empty so no one sees the horror. The rush of pain killers coursing through your veins. The feeling of knowing you just shit yourself. You have studied, prepared, and trained to run and hide for this day.
I wish you guys luck, but no one has fared well against these guys.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0)
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-7) LW11 - Curse you Vikings!
The Pangs and the Meltdown will only delay your entrance to the Lounge for a couple extra days!
Soon you will be all mine…….….oh yes, you will be mine.
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (2-9)
#12 Hungary Pangs (3-8) LW12 - Unless you can beat the Vikings in his next game, it is a one way ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge for you guys.
Just give in to the Hot Chick Lounge; it will happen sooner or later.
Next opponent: at #11 Berlin Vikings (4-7)
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Anastassia/Anastassia-08.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Timi/Timi-37.jpg
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Lucy/Lucy-24.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Colleen/Colleen-32.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10)
*****WEEK 12 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3
Overall: 72-16
SA’s GOW: 7-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-7
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3) at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Border Reivers (7-4) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4) at #9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Serbia Swarm (6-5) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-9) at #11 Berlin Vikings (4-7) = Berlin Vikings
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11) = Springfield Meltdowns
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11) at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10) = Buffalo Range Roamers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) -
One team kills pigs!
The other defends the righteous against the spawn of Satan hisself!
These are two teams that just don’t like each other!
There are rankings at stake here too. A Zabijack win could move them up.
This one has all the ingredients for one helluva simulation………..and a very tasty pork chili too.
So spread lour wings and grab your harps!
Grab your hog and beat it ‘till it’s blue!
Archangels!
Zabijacks!
GOW!
GLB!
OMG!
ASAP!
BYOB!
And a whole lotta’ letters you ain’t never heard of before!
Let’s sim this shit already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Archangels beat the Zabijaks?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
27/48 beers! – OK now this is what I’m talking about! We got a shit load of fine match ups for Zeta!
The Swarm try to best the War Gods!
The Meteors try to knock out the Black Hand!
The Reivers battle the Wombats!
The Bishops fight the Bootleggers!
And in the GOW, the Archangels take on the Zabijacks!
Make a beer run tonight, because you won’t want to miss a single play of the games lined up for Tuesday morning!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 12!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1bwzZCik0
Well the season is now in it’s final leg and the playoff picture has it’s first official entries!
The first 4 teams in Alpha are officially guaranteed to be in the playoffs!
Congrats to the Freight Train, Funky Bunch, EEXF and the Lumberjacks! Yay! (it's about time!)
What does that mean? That even ift hey lose the rest oft heir games and the rest of the league wins the rest of their games, the first four teams would still make the playoffs!
But look out for the race for that final #8 spot, it’s still up for grabs but the Baby Chickens have gained the upper hand in that race!
In Zeta, we are still waiting to send out official invites out, but if the War Gods win this week, theirs will be sent via Federal Express!
There are still 5 teams battling it out with each other for the Zeta #8 spot!
The Swarm, Black Hand, Reivers, Bootleggers and Meteors all are still in the race, but with only 8 spots for the playoffs and 10 teams contending for those spots, 2 good teams will be watching from the Hot Chick Lounge.
And speaking of the Lounge, there should be at least one new team gaining access to the Lounge.
The Sharpshooters will be trying to stay out by battling the Funky Bunch. Stay on your toes, Funky Bunch. The Sharpshooters could pull out all the stops in this one.
So far the playoff picture is shaping up like this………..
Alpha Conference
1) Ukraine Freight Train
2) Banja Luka Funky Bunch
3) Excellence Express X Factor
4) Lithuanian Lumberjacks
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?
Zeta Conference
1) ?
2) ?
3) ?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?
7) ?
8) ?
It's time for you teams not yet invited, but still in the running, to step up your game and make your final charge to the promised land!
Time to say "We're mad as hell and we ain't gonna' take this shit anymore!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs
So who will make it?
Who won’t?
Who can remain at the top?
Who can fend off the pack until the end?
Who the hell keeps asking all these questions?! Just read the Sports Page and find out, chuckle heads!!
You know what’s next……………
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
*#1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0) LW1 - How many is it now?
47?
58?
205?
Man, I would hate to be in that position. I mean the pressure has got to be immense!
The sleepless nights, the waking up in the middle of the night in a cold, clammy sweat, the feeling of someone sneaking into your bed and………..wait, sorry guys, I was thinking of my old prison days again.
But the feeling has got to be the same. Plus, you know that when you do incur that streak breaking loss that all the teams that you beat to get there will ridicule you unmercifully.
I would hate to be under such stress.
So, being the generous and kind hearted kind of guy that I am, I would be willing to let you guys lose to the Funky Bunch should we meet in the playoffs, that way you can get that pressure off your shoulders and start to live a normal life once again.
I know what your thinking, “What a great guy SA is” and “thank God SA is looking out for the Freight Train like this”.
So I’m just putting it out there, if you need anything you know I am there for you.
Dude…….I care.
Next opponent: at #10 House Of Pain (4-7)
*#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) LW2 - Welcome to double digit wins!
And you see that little asterisk next to your rank?
Well that means you have received your invite to the playoffs! Congrats!
Let’s see who can get to the 11th win first, you or the EEXF?
Guess we’ll find out in the GOW.
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1)
*#3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1) LW3 - You guys have earned yourselves 10 wins and a guaranteed spot in the playoffs, congrats!
But this next game will help decide where you end up in the playoffs.
Good luck in the GOW.
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1)
*#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1) LW4 - You Funky Bunchers are officially invited to the post season fiesta!
But I'm still snoozing until you play a good game……Zzzzzzz……..
Next opponent: at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8)
#5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3) LW5 - Well this should be an easy win #9. No need to game plan for this one, so relax, take your shoes off, sit back in your favorite chair and just dream of being 9-3 after tomorrow.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10)
#6 Odessa Outrage (7-4) LW7 - The Furious George represent your 8th win of the season, so that means no losing season guaranteed.
It’s your game after the George that has some meaning. Beating the Baby Chickens should lock up your invite to the post season, so start preparing.
Next opponent: #13 Furious George (3-8)
#7 The Gods (6-5) LW6 - Well you Gods have a very good shot at running the table on these last five games and end up at 11-5. Win the next three and you are pretty much safe and secure.
I think it’s time Pedro pulls out some of those trick plays he has tucked away in the folds of his toga, like this one………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0
Next opponent: #9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6) LW8 – OK now Baby Chickens, that #8 spot is now yours to lose. You guys are on the defensive side of things now.
Start off by knocking out the Nightmare and that will put you back at .500 and keep your hold on the #8 spot.
You guys are in a fight for your post season lives.
Next opponent: at #11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7)
#9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7) LW9 - Here’s the situation in order for you to make the playoffs…….
You will have to win the rest of your games, plus……..
You will need a complete collapse from either, the Gods, the Outrage or the Baby Chicks and they lose the rest of their games.
That is the only way you still have a chance at the post season.
Start making sacrifices to Odin, because you will need every ounce of luck you can get.
Next opponent: at #7 The Gods (6-5)
#10 House Of Pain (4-7) LW11 - Did you guys read the situation for the Vikings above?
Well just insert your team name for the Vikings and you now know what needs to happen for you to make the playoffs, you guys are in the same boat.
Good luck, HOP.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0)
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7) LW12 - Same situation for you as the Vikings and HOP.
Just read theirs and you will know what you need to do. A win over the Baby Chickens would definitely get you guys going in the right direction.
Good luck, Nightmare.
Next opponent: #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8) LW10 - Well it was a good run, Sharpshooters.
You guys did your best, but I’m afraid that it just wasn’t enough.
After this next game you guys should get an official invitation to join your brethren in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Good luck in season 13.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1)
#13 Furious George (3-8) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Debra/Debra-28.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (7-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Britney/Britney-29.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Gemma/Gemma-24.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/02Georgia/Michelle-15.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-11)
*****WEEK 12 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1 Week 11: 8-0
Overall: 80-8
SA’s GOW: 8-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 6-5
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-6) at #11 Tallinn Nightmare (4-7) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#9 Vestfold Vikings (4-7) at #7 The Gods (6-5) = The Gods
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (10-1) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (11-0) at #10 House Of Pain (4-7) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (10-1) at #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-8) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Furious George (3-8) at #6 Odessa Outrage (7-4) = Odessa Outrage
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (1-10) at #5 Cincinnati Tigers (8-3) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-11) at #15 Aachen Spartans (0-11) = Aachen Spartans
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (10-1) at #3 Excellence Exspress X Factor (10-1) -
O……..M…….G!
I think when God created the universe he let mother nature decide which animals would be the natural born, sworn enemy of each other. Of course this is just a theory; I have no actual proof to back these claims up.
But these two teams have been the natural born, sworn enemies of each other since the dawn of time itself!
Since the day that God first created the Lumberjack and an X Factor, they have always been the sworn enemy of each other!
Now we can let these two teams fight it out with the use of nuclear weapons and conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
No, this one calls for one of the most nastiest and cruelest battles known to man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpWqA5f_DMg
….first one to scream and cry like a bitch, loses!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Lumberjacks beat the EEXF?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Excellence Exspress X Factor
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
20/48 beers! – My suggestions for this week is to down 1 beer for the Gods vs Vikings game and the Baby Chickens vs Nightmare game.
Those teams are fighting for their season not to end ort heir bid for a playoff spot!
Now take the rest of the beers and watch the GOW.
The Lumberjacks take on the X Factor in a battle of biblical proportions!
The fate of humanity hinges on the outcome oft his game!
So if you wake up dead, you know something went wrong.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 12!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0) LW1 - I think if you win here, you can be officially guaranteed to be in the playoffs. Even if you win here and lose the rest, you will still be in.
So concentrate on getting the win here and you can relax a little bit knowing you are in no matter what after the win up next.
Good luck, War Gods………..not like you will actually need it.
Next opponent: #10 Serbia Swarm (6-5)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) LW3 - Great job in the GOW by beating the Wombats! You guys reclaimed the #2 spot and are well on your way to possibly going 15-1.
The #4 Zabijacks are up next and you guys prolly already know what that means…….
G……..O………W!!!………again.
See you there.
Next opponent: at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2) LW2 - Well you guys drop to #3 this week, which isn’t all that bad. I mean, you are better than 13 other teams and you could still make a good showing by beating the War Gods in the final game of the season.
But for now you better concentrate on the Reivers and defending your #3 spot.
Next opponent: #8 Border Reivers (7-4)
#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) LW4 - OK hog hunters! Here is a game finally worth the price of a stadium beer!
The Archangels come to the Green Mile and a win could definitely move you up a notch or two.
Time to play in the GOW!
Good luck.
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3) LW6 - Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks, oh my!
You earned your 8th win, but there is no rest in Zeta. The Bootleggers are fresh off a strong win over the Reivers and are looking to make their push for the playoffs as well.
So get back into the war room and start game planning. It’s time to step it up and make your run for the money!
Next opponent: at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4)
#6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4) LW7 - This is a pretty huge game for you guys. If you can beat the Black Hand, that will put some distance between you and the rest of the pack on your way to the playoffs.
A win could help knock out one of the teams riding up behind you and then you can take a 2 game breather to prepare for the last 2 very tough teams on the schedule.
Next opponent: at #9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5)
#7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4) LW9 - Even with that big win over the Reivers, you guys still aren’t safe. You guys just need to keep winning to keep the other teams below you at bay long enough until they are knocked out.
Can you guys make it 2 solid wins in a row?
Next opponent: #5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3)
#8 Border Reivers (7-4) LW5 - The Reivers aren’t out of the woods just yet. The Wombats are up next and the Reivers will have to come up with one helluva game plan to get this win.
These next two games are huge for the survival of your season with the Swarm and Black Hand nipping at your heels.
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2)
#9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5) LW10 - Great job Black Handies!
You needed that win overt he Swarm and you got it!
But there really is no time at all to pat your selves on the back. The Meteors are up next and you’ll need to give this game your full attention. A win here would definitely give you guys a huge boost to the playoffs.
Next opponent: #6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4)
#10 Serbia Swarm (6-5) LW8 - It reads this on the Swarm profile……..
Originally posted by Serbia Swarm
“The smell of the grass. The stadium rocking. The rush of adrenaline. The feeling of knowing you are better than your opponent. You have studied, prepared, and trained for this day.
That sounds real good, but against the War Gods it might read more like………
Originally posted by Serbia Swarm
“The smell of the fear in the team. The stadium empty so no one sees the horror. The rush of pain killers coursing through your veins. The feeling of knowing you just shit yourself. You have studied, prepared, and trained to run and hide for this day.
I wish you guys luck, but no one has fared well against these guys.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0)
#11 Berlin Vikings (4-7) LW11 - Curse you Vikings!
The Pangs and the Meltdown will only delay your entrance to the Lounge for a couple extra days!
Soon you will be all mine…….….oh yes, you will be mine.
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (2-9)
#12 Hungary Pangs (3-8) LW12 - Unless you can beat the Vikings in his next game, it is a one way ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge for you guys.
Just give in to the Hot Chick Lounge; it will happen sooner or later.
Next opponent: at #11 Berlin Vikings (4-7)
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Anastassia/Anastassia-08.jpg
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11)
#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Timi/Timi-37.jpg
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/12Lucy/Lucy-24.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2008/01Colleen/Colleen-32.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10)
*****WEEK 12 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0 Week 11: 5-3
Overall: 72-16
SA’s GOW: 7-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-7
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) = Kaunas Archangels
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#5 Vatican City Bishops (8-3) at #7 Kentucky Bootleggers (7-4) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Border Reivers (7-4) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (9-2) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Tunguska Meteors (7-4) at #9 Beograd Black Hand (6-5) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Serbia Swarm (6-5) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (11-0) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (2-9) at #11 Berlin Vikings (4-7) = Berlin Vikings
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-9) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-11) = Springfield Meltdowns
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-11) at #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-10) = Buffalo Range Roamers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (10-1) at #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (9-2) -
One team kills pigs!
The other defends the righteous against the spawn of Satan hisself!
These are two teams that just don’t like each other!
There are rankings at stake here too. A Zabijack win could move them up.
This one has all the ingredients for one helluva simulation………..and a very tasty pork chili too.
So spread lour wings and grab your harps!
Grab your hog and beat it ‘till it’s blue!
Archangels!
Zabijacks!
GOW!
GLB!
OMG!
ASAP!
BYOB!
And a whole lotta’ letters you ain’t never heard of before!
Let’s sim this shit already!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Archangels beat the Zabijaks?
8 Ball's answer: Most likely
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Kaunas Archangels
27/48 beers! – OK now this is what I’m talking about! We got a shit load of fine match ups for Zeta!
The Swarm try to best the War Gods!
The Meteors try to knock out the Black Hand!
The Reivers battle the Wombats!
The Bishops fight the Bootleggers!
And in the GOW, the Archangels take on the Zabijacks!
Make a beer run tonight, because you won’t want to miss a single play of the games lined up for Tuesday morning!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 12!
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