The Kiev Dynamo's star Kicker has issued a press release today warning of the phenomenon known as multiple Touchbacks will be raining down upon this league and all future opponents of the Dynamos, "You can't even return these bad boys, with a foot as big as mine", said Big! Foot," they leave the end zone. You know what they say, big foot... big kickoff."
The leading FG Kicker in the Elephant Conference also warned that more Field Goals will be coming. "Once I'm finished kicking Field Goals, I'll start kicking ass." Pretty lame statement from a once respectable guy, but then, all that victory champagne each week probably goes to the head.
END PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.
The leading FG Kicker in the Elephant Conference also warned that more Field Goals will be coming. "Once I'm finished kicking Field Goals, I'll start kicking ass." Pretty lame statement from a once respectable guy, but then, all that victory champagne each week probably goes to the head.
END PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.
Edited by monsieur mangetout on Nov 2, 2009 16:17:43






























