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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Welcome, my little ghosts and goblins, to week 11 of the Sports Page and a special Halloween edition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB-eCryRofI
Come inside, if you dare, and help yourself to some candy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kNP3jogfek

It's another frightful week of games in EEA2 and we have a match up of monstrous proportions in the Zeta GOW!
It's like Godzilla takes on Bigfoot's lesser known cousin, the Sascrotch! Also known as Big Cock!

Well there is too much to get to so let's get to it!

Everything that has been said about he Sports Pages are true…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDNUcGblwrg

.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!



You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

#1 Ukraine Fright Train (10-0) LW1 - This is how it feels when you play the Fright Train…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs
Next opponent: #6 The Gods (6-4)

#2 Lithuanian Lumberjack-o-lanterns (9-1) LW2 - So I asked 16 of the Lumberjacks players to give me a small quote that describes the team and this is what I got……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwEshdlwWmQ
Pretty creepy.
Next opponent: #10 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-7)

#3 Excellence Eeeek-spress X Factor (9-1) LW3 - 1, 2, X Factor’s coming for you……………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXG6_XxL8JQ
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-9)

#4 Banja Luka Freaky Bunch (9-1) LW4 - Well take the day off and why not get dressed up for a night on the town.
Putting on the ritz………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2nQHPs4aA
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-10)

#5 Sin-cinnati Ligers (7-3) LW5 - I hope you guys don’t plan on doing this to the Baby Chickens…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd1KfrlI0mU
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-5)

#6 The Ghouls (6-4) LW7 - Well Gods, nobody has had any luck against he Freight Train. Most efforts will most likely end u[p like a Halloween prank gone incredibly wrong…………………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijwK99OO04
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (10-0)

#7 O-death-a Outrage (6-4) LW6 - The Vikings will scream like little children att he sight of such outrage………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhucVsq9CE
Next opponent: at #9 Vestfold Vikings (4-6)

#8 Sparta Baby Corpses (5-5) LW8 –
http://www.omarshauntedtrail.com/MP3s/Sound%20Files%20collected/D/Door%20Creak,%20scream%20and%20witchly%20laugh.wav
That, my friends, is the door to your season closing shut.
Next opponent: #5 Cincinnati Ligers (7-3)

#9 Vestfold Frightenings (4-6) LW11 - Well it’s almost over for you Vikings. Not much you can do to turn your season around now.
So………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOUMIXbTM5U
Nothing scarier than a clown that wants to make out withyou.
Next opponent: #7 Odessa Outrage (6-4)

#10 West Charleville Spectre-shooters (3-7) LW13 - After this loss, ,just one more to go then it’s off to the Hot Chick Lounge with you!
http://www.omarshauntedtrail.com/MP3s/Sound%20Files%20collected/E/effnmess.wav
That pretty much describes your season.
Next opponent: at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (9-1)

#11 Haunted House Of Pain (3-7) LW9 - Ok, I’ll give you this win and an extra couple of days to avoid the Hot Chick Lounge.
So run if you must, but there is no escaping your impending doom……..
http://www.omarshauntedtrail.com/MP3s/Sound%20Files%20collected/L/Laugh,%20Evil%20Monster.mp3
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-10)

#12 Tal-lich Nightmare (3-7) LW10 - These are just a couple of the Hot Chicks in the lounge in Tallinn, Estonia that are waiting for the Nightmare to join them.
Why not learn to speak some Estonian to get better acquainted with them………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkNrVMBxsPk
Next opponent: at #13 Furious George (3-7)

#13 Furious George A. Romero (3-7) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Lucy/Lucy-45.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Tallinn Nightmare (3-7)

#14 Tomsk Ass-skeletons (1-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/11Lauren/Lauren-14.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Excellence Express X Factor (9-1)

#15 Icky Spartans (0-10) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/11Tiffanie/TIffanie-28.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-1)

#16 Doom-on Devil Bats (0-10) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/11Wendy/Wendy-25.jpg
Next opponent: #11 House Of Pain (3-7)


*****WEEK 11 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 8-0 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 7-1

Overall: 72-8
SA’s GOW: 7-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-5


#6 The Gods (6-4) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (10-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#5 Cincinnati Ligers (7-3) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (5-5) = Cincinnati Ligers
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#7 Odessa Outrage (6-4) at #9 Vestfold Vikings (4-6) = Odessa Outrage
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#10 West Charleville Sharpshooters (3-7) at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (9-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#12 Tallinn Nightmare (3-7) at #13 Furious George (3-7) = Tallinn Nightmare
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#3 Excellence Express X Factor (9-1) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (1-9) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#11 House Of Pain (3-7) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-10) = House Of Pain
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#15 Aachen Spartans (0-10) at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (9-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 The Gods (6-4) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (10-0) -
The #1 team gets challenged again, this time by the Gods themselves!
Last time these two teams met:
Season 9 regular season: Freight Train – 45 Gods – 19
Now it’s personal!
The Gods are ready to derail the Freight Train!
The Freight Train seem to think they can roll over anyone!
It’s a classic horror movie scenario.
Boy meets girl.
Boy falls in love with girl.
Girl bangs the local high school basketball team.
Boy gets jealous and slaughters entire basketball team.
Girl bangs the local high school football team.
Boy gets jealous and slaughters entire football team.
Girl bangs boy.
Boy falls asleep 20 seconds after shooting wad.
Boy wakes up next morning to find that his ex-wife has taken all of the furniture in the house and has even taken the dog and stole $50 out of my wallet………….that slut.
It’s a classic tale.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Gods beat the Freight Train?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good
SA's Pick: Ukraine Freight Train
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Ukraine Freight Train

21/48 beers! – There are two beer worthy games to drink to at 6 am Monday morning!
The Baby Chickens battle with the Outrage! If the Baby Chicks want to advance to the post season, they will need a win and I mean now!
And the GOW features two teams that have played each other before!
The Gods and the Freight Train are ready to go head to head in the GOW!

Well that wraps up Alpha and what better way to end Alpha then with one of the greatest endings in horror movie history where you get to go out in a blaze of glory.........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZarAaCCv_Y

Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 11!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

#1 Warsaw War Ghosts (10-0) LW1 - The War Gods philosophy on how to handle monsters according to a 3 year old……………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mF23NaE6c
Next opponent: at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-10)

#2 Mummy-basa Wombats (9-1) LW2 - The greatest dance to ever come out of a horror flick! This should get you ready for your GOW game with the Archangels.
Nothing like a little she-devil to beat the Archangels……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albIAvi6zag
Next opponent: at #3 Kaunas Archangels (9-1)

#3 Kaunas Aaaarrgghh-angels (9-1) LW3 - I asked 16 of the Archangels players to give me a small quote that describes the team and this is what I got……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwIykHrVGGs
Now that is pretty fucked up. GOW showdown with the Wombats up next.
Next opponent: #2 Mombasa Wombats (9-1)

#4 Bratislava Zombie-jaks (8-2) LW4 - Beating the Meltdowns is like a very scary moment during a nice relaxing camping trip…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ68X_M_n2c
Next opponent: at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-8)

#5 Border Revenants (7-3) LW7 - Time to play a game with the Bootleggers……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JDC-im6r30
Those devices remind me of some bad times in prison. Ewwww.
Next opponent: #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-4)

#6 Vampire City Bishops (7-3) LW5 - Know I know why you Bishops love Halloween!
With a nun like this, who wouldn’t?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOqGepy-EU0
Now say 10 Hail Mary’s to absolve you of your sins.
Next opponent: #14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-9)

#7 Tun-ghoul-ska Meteors (6-4) LW8 - I’m pretty confident you guys will beatt he Vikings, so let’s discuss an important “don’t” at Halloween time.
Don’t ever go dressed up as a gerbil to an all gay Halloween party…………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/1979267600_a2c85e6314.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Berlin Vikings (4-6)

#8 Zombie-a Swarm (6-4) LW9 - Trick or treat?
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b128/AllGr8Thngs2Come/ScaryHalloween.jpg
In some third world countries that would be a very special treat indeed.
Next opponent: #10 Beograd Black Hand (5-5)

#9 Kentucky Severed-leggers (6-4) LW6 - Ok Bootleggers, I’m here to help.
Send this video to the Border Reivers and after they watch it they should all be dead in seven days. Too bad your game against hem is Monday morning.
Sorry dudes, I tried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X4KAMrppPk
Next opponent: at #5 Border Reivers (7-3)

#10 Beo-grave Black Hand (5-5) LW10 - Those close losses might cost you the last playoff spot.
If only we could go back through a time warp…………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAjRs9o72Gw
Next opponent: at #8 Serbia Swarm (6-4)

#11 Boo-lin Vikings (4-6) LW11 - It won’t be long before we can officially count you guys out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZybFl_pfMk
So far you guys really haven’t scared anybody, just made them laugh.
Next opponent: at #7 Tunguska Meteors (6-4)

#12 Hungary Fangs (2-8) LW12 - Not even the Offtopics can keep you from the Hot Chick Lounge, they can only delay it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR6Iq185ao4
Next opponent: #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-10)

#13 Scream-field Meltdowns (2-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Anna/Anna-43.jpg
Next opponent: #4 Bratislava Zabijaks (8-2)

#14 Boo-ffalo Wraith Roamers (1-9) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Jesse/Jesse-38.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Vatican City Bishops (7-3)

#15 Scary-ville Offtopics (0-10) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Janis/Janis-07.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (2-8)

#16 New Jersey Boo-mbers (0-10) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/10Jen/Jen-21.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Warsaw War Gods (10-0)


*****WEEK 11 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 8-0 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 8-0 Week 10: 8-0

Overall: 67-13
SA’s GOW: 7-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-6


#2 Mombasa Wombats (9-1) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (9-1) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (6-4) at #5 Border Reivers (7-3) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 5/6 beers

#10 Beograd Black Hand (5-5) at #8 Serbia Swarm (6-4) = Serbia Swarm
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#11 Berlin Vikings (4-6) at #7 Tunguska Meteors (6-4) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#14 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-9) at #6 Vatican City Bishops (7-3) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-10) at #12 Hungary Pangs (2-8) = Hungary Pangs
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#4 Bratislava Zabijaks (8-2) at #13 Springfield Meltdowns (2-8) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#1 Warsaw War Gods (10-0) at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-10) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Mombasa Wombats (9-1) at #3 Kaunas Archangels (9-1) -
The second biggest showdown in Zeta!
The Wombats and the Archangels throw down in this Halloween classis!
Make this one a Hell in a Cell match!
All the goodness of Archangels versus all the evil of a Wombat!
All the proceeds from this match will go to the “Meet a Sheep” foundation.
http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Wombats beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Definitely so
SA's Pick: Mombasa Wombats
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Mombasa Wombats

24/48 beers! – Ok, all you witches and warlocks, we got three good games to watch for Monday morning!
The Black Hand are 5-5 and trying to make a run at the #8 playoff spot and they have to get past he Serbia Swarm to do it! It’s put up or please be quiet time for the Black Hand!
Then we have the Bootleggers vs Reivers game! The Bootleggers need a win badly to keep their hopes alive at post season play!
And we have the GOW!
The Wombats!
The Archangels!
The most deadliest of natures rivals go at each other in the GOW and this time there will be no handshake after the game!
That is just mean.
Happy Halloween, chuckle heads!


So that wraps up the Halloween Edition of the Sports Page.
And remember to come back anytime and bring your friends……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JbozZ6wvAc

Let’s do this shit!!

Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 11!

Have a safe and happy Halloween! (which means, use a condom if you are banging a she-devil tonight!)

and a great Halloween to you too SA

F'n GREAT Jackass!!!!!

BTW... that was me that took the $50 when I was banging your old lady before she left! Sorry buddy.

Awesome.

kaunas gets the award for most GOTW

Nice

Originally posted by southsux926
kaunas gets the award for most awesome posters

fyp

Great read!

lol, you didn't pick a winner for the Buffalo @ Vatican game. Does that automatically count as a loss for the week

Originally posted by Artie
lol, you didn't pick a winner for the Buffalo @ Vatican game. Does that automatically count as a loss for the week

LOL oooopps!
were you really thinking you might lose this one? you know the Bishops will destroy the Range Roamers.

fixed

You asked 16 Kaunsas players....

...and none of them were The Committee. It's like your not even trying anymore, SA.

Very disapointed.

I'm concerned about you SA http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html Why do you even know of this web site?

Originally posted by GMathiasf
I'm concerned about you SA http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html Why do you even know of this web site?

Just don't ask him about his donkey shows! Others have made that mistake!

Originally posted by GMathiasf
I'm concerned about you SA http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/index.html Why do you even know of this web site?

I'm sick.........I need help.

Looks like them bootleggers edged out a win.