Welcome to week 7!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_4QopvYFs
Well we made it to week 7 in one piece and we are almost at the half way point of the season.
So far their have been three teams that have taken over the league.
The Ukraine Freight Train, the Warsaw War Gods and the Kaunas Archangels.
Not to say that one of these teams are the sure fire winners of season 12, but so far they are the favorites.
It's time for the other teams to start upping their game, because the playoff picture has begun to come into focus now and if you aren't ready to step it up you may just get left behind.
In the world of finance, I would say buy as much stock as you can in the Mombasa Wombats. This team has risen swiftly and unnoticed, so the price of their stock is still fairly cheap, but proven to be a great buy this season.
I would like to say to Megan Fox, if she is reading this and I know she is, that you really need to stop calling me every night. I have far to many women to satisfy and you are just annoying the hell out of me now, but swing by later and I'll do you again.
It's a terrible job, but somebody has to do it.
In other sports news, the Denver Broncos will beat the Baltimore Ravens to go 7-0.
And in other world news, I just farted.
So enjoy your Sunday morning full of great GLB action!
Can the Freight Train keep rolling?
Can the War Gods take over Zeta?
Can the Archangels win it all?
Can the Wombats make a second half surge?
Can you please stop asking so many questions!! Just read the Sports Page and find out for your selves, chuckle heads!!
Please, do not attempt this at home. I am a trained professional and take every supervised safety precaution every time I say..................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0) LW1 - Well the Bi-curious George will make your 45th straight win. So enjoy another win and another week at #1.
Not much else I can say until you guys lose, but the way you guys are playing that may not happen ever again.
Next opponent: #8 Furious George (3-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) LW2 - It’s a huge battle for you guys this week!
The Outrage are here and they do not look happy…………they never look happy.
So to get you guys all ready, maybe this song will pump you up………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSJLop26yI
Next opponent: #5 Odessa Outrage (5-1)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1) LW4 - Oh how I hate you guys! We have all been fooled by these guys!
Here all this time we thought we were playing against an MMO football team and in all actuality we were playing against a…..a…….a……..a talent search show!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0GOlLoeBQ
You guys could have said something, I do a little singing in the shower.
Next opponent: #9 House Of Pain (2-4)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) LW5 - There goes another win, this time over the Baby Chickens.
The Tallinn Nightmare are coming to Funky Town and this should be another win for you guys.
Enjoy the easier wins while you can, because soon the tougher teams are coming up andt hen we’ll see what you are really made of.
Next opponent: #11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4)
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) LW6 - Ok, I have been watching you guys for six games now and you guys are always mad about something, hence the name “The Outrage”.
So what really happens when you guys get mad?
Well, let me show you. I followed your team owner, Furious JB, with a hand held cam and this is what I discovered happens when you guys get angry…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22q3khb4FA
You guys get really mad. But what does it take to actually get you in such an enraged state?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TE0UzieDg
…..getting stuck in traffic with a dick cabby will do it, but what else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeYYf9rjk34
….oh yeah, having no change for the pay phone will do it to the most laid back of people, so I can’t say I blame you on that one. Anything else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-OB8i4CQME
…..battling a deadly bear? That pisses you guys off? ………. pussies.
Next opponent: at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1)
#6 The Gods (4-2) LW3 - Pedro, Pedro, Pedro.
Originally posted by pedro617
Yes game of the week. I'm going comando so I can guarentee no wedgies for me tomorrow
Ok, so going commando did NOT help the Gods beat the EEXF last week.
So let’s spend a little time to study some of the pro’s and con’s of “going commando”……
Cheerleaders should NOT go commando…….
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/435408/414847.png
Old chicks, should NOT go commando..........
http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/skirt-wind.jpg ......... thank God.
Models getting body paint to look like they are wearing denim shorts SHOULD go commando…………
http://www.martinarmand.com/BodyArt5/Jean_1.jpg
Dumbasses eating bad Mexican food while wearing white pants should NOT ever go commando……….
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/546882/80644234.png
So I hope you learned some fashion do’s and don’ts today.
Hot chicks going commando…..good.
Idiots going commando and shitting themselves……bad.
Enjoy your day off against the Assassins and never wear white after Labor Day.
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2) LW7 - Go ahead and get back to roots. Bring out the wild animal in you Tigers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQy-FQtKoGo
Never mess with a 400 lb cat.
Next opponent: at #12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4)
#8 Furious George (3-3) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Lauren/Lauren-19.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0)
#9 House Of Pain (2-4) LW13 - hat makes two in a row for the House of Pain!
Way to go!!
But sorry to say it ends right here.
The X Factor are next and they are too much team for you guys to handle.
So why not just stay home in the House of Pain and set an appointment with Mistress Donkeypunch…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/dominatrix.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1)
#10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4) LW8 – Okay Baby Chicks, it’s time to do battle with some Devil Bats!
What do you get when you cross a Devil Bat with a Baby Chick?
http://bumpinthenight.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/redbatwingsoverheadweb.jpg
A hot devil bitch.
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6)
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4) LW9 - Well you guys aren’t really a nightmare this season, but let me tell you about a recurring nightmare I’ve been having…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ2nVL1-XFk
Make it go away!! Those damn monkeys scare the bajeezus out of me!
Next opponent: at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1)
#12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4) LW10 - Get armored up and get ready to heave some heavy axes around, because the Cincinnati Tigers are up next!
http://submitresponse.co.uk/tumble/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ralph-viking.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2)
#13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5) LW12 - Finally you get to play a team you can beat!
Not much else I can say except to enjoy it.
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-6)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Diana/Diana-24.jpg
Next opponent: #6 The Gods (4-2)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Claudia/Claudia-49.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Cayenne/Cayenne-43.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 41-7
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 House Of Pain (2-4) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4) at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2) at #12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Furious George (3-3) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 The Gods (4-2) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6) = The Gods
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-6) at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) -
O.......M........G!!!
We have a great match up for you chowder heads this week!
We have the Outrage duking it out with the Lumberjacks!
The Lumberjacks are victims of really bad fashion sense wearing all that plaid and the Outrage are just outraged over the Lumberjacks misuse of plaid!
This one is bigger than Paul Bunyan hisself'!
The league has approved the Lumberjacks to use anger management courses against the Outrage and the Outrage can use great fashion sense and a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive against the Lumberjacks!
Someone WILL get hurt in this one!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Outrage beat the Lumberjacks?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
SA's Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Odessa Outrage
19/48 beers! – Well it's another poor showing of match ups in Alpha.
So do what we always do and save all 19 beers for the GOW.
At least we can get hammered at 6 AM, that is always a plus.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 7!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0) LW1 - Aw geez, the Meltdowns?......seriously? The Meltdowns?......we can’t do any better than the Meltdowns this week?
Cobgrats on the win.
I’m going back to looking for good porn sites.
Now where was that Barnyard Banger.com site at?
Next opponent: at #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) LW2 - Six straight wins in season 12 so far for the Archangels. Can the Swarm be the team to stop you guys from getting win #7?
There aren’t a lot of teams left that can pose a real big threat to you guys, but the next two games will decide a lot in terms of the pecking order for the rest of the season in Zeta.
Good luck.
Next opponent: #4 Serbia Swarm (5-1)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1) LW3 - Just another day at the office for the Wombats. Destroying Secretville 222-0 was easy, but how are you guys going to handle a bunch of berserking Vikings, hmmmm?
Well you will probably kick the crap out of them, but I have to at least try and make it sound exciting.
Next opponent: at #10 Berlin Vikings (3-3)
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) LW4 - Here is your toughest opponent to date. The Archangels have dominated their opponents and are not afraid of a swarm of buzzing bees, so you guys will have to game plan like crazy to get this win.
Go on the attack, Swarm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVnDzNA-0g
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0)
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2) LW6 - Three strong teams in a row and you guys won two of them, nicely done. So if you need a day of rest, here is your chance.
Well I for one, would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to the pig killers. Without them we might not have such a technologically advanced civilization like we do.
Just look at what we have because of pig killing and the uses of the pig in our society……..
First and foremost, we have ……….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/baconpic.jpg .....bacon. Thank you, pig killers.
Next we have……..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon-bikini-nsfw-25176-1232729623-.jpg .........bacon bikini’s on hot chicks! Thank you, pig killers!
But, their can be a downside to too much bacon…….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/633540114652572563-donotwantneither.jpg
But we also have………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/diet_coke_bacon.jpg Mmmmmmm, it goes down smooth with no after taste and just 1 calorie. Thank you, pig killers!
But killing pigs also gives us………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon-bra-01.jpg .......... the bacon bra. It lifts, separates, supports and tastes great! Thank you, pig killers!
And finally, the greatest technological advancement pig killing has given mankind is………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon.jpg ...... you would never know that isn’t his real hair.
So thank you to the Zabijacks for giving us a wonderful society to live in.
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6)
#6 Border Reivers (4-2) LW8 - Well if anyone deserves a day off, I guess you guys do. The Bombers are next and you won’t need to game plan, you won’t need to suit up, hell you won’t even need to show up.
Just take a team photo and mail it in and you guys will still get the win, send in this photo of your O-line………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-say-no-to-crack-06t.jpg
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2) LW5 - Two tough opponents and two tough losses.
Somebody better go to Sunday school…..I’m looking at you, Bishops!
You’ll need some extra prayers and blessings to get back on the winning track, especially against the Black Hand.
Next opponent: #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4)
#8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2) LW7 - That was a huge blow out you guys laid on the Range Roamers, 255-0. But another strong team is ready to do battle with you guys once again. This time it’s the Bootleggers and they are playing pretty good right now, so getting the win could be tough.
Just send one of those planet killing meteors back down to earth and you should get the win.
It’s the end of the world for the Bootleggers if you do……..……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIN2FzZDgo
Next opponent: #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2) LW9 - See there? Two straight weeks on the wagon and two wins in two games. Maybe there is something to this no drinking thing. That wasn’t so hard to do, was it?
I find that if you keep yourself occupied with other hobbies then it is much easier to forget the ones you are trying to quit.
So why not start a new habit to keep your mind off booze? Try taking up marijuana?
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/MARIJUANA.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2)
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-3) LW10 - I wish I had better news for you guys, but it is the Wombats up next.
Sorry.
Next opponent: #3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4) LW11 - Well I thought that because we keep losing by such close margins that maybe we need some extra defense. Like self-defense.
I learned some self defense last year and I took on a bear. Just think what it could do for the team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRLWu166Lio
My motto is: “When all else fails, a swift kick to the nutties wins every time”.
Next opponent: at #7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-5) LW12 - Oh yeah! Here we go Pangers, it’s timw to get another win!
The Range Rovers should be easy pickings for even you guys. Good luck.
Next opponent: #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Simone/Simone-07.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-5)
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Bobbi/Bobbi-35.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Amanda/Amanda-33.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Laura/Laura-22.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Border Reivers (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 37-11
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-2
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) = Kaunas Archangels -
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2) at #8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1) at #10 Berlin Vikings (3-3) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4) at #7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0) at #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5) at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-5) = Hungary Pang
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6) at #6 Border Reivers (4-2) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) -
#2 vs #4!
It's a battle for the ages, chuckle heads!
Swarming sting insects or powerful, smiting Archangels?
This one will settle the ancient rivalry between angels and bees once and for all!
The winner is the 2nd best team in Zeta. The loser is just a loser!
Lightning bolts? Legal!
Poisonous stingers? Yes!
Anything goes between this battle of insect and angels!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Swarm beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Serbia Swarm
23/48 beers! – We have a lot of beers to go around for two really great match ups this time around, chuckle heads!
The Kentucky Bootleggers are crashing in on the Meteors party! Btw, it's a BYOB party, Bootleggers. So bring the shine with you.
And the GOW has the #2 Archangels fending off the #4 Swarm! Insect repellent and devil worshiping has been approved by the league for use in this game.
So draw your pentagrams, spray the repellent, kill off a planet by crashing into it from outer space and bring the moonshine! These games will make Sunday morning worth living!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 7!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_4QopvYFs
Well we made it to week 7 in one piece and we are almost at the half way point of the season.
So far their have been three teams that have taken over the league.
The Ukraine Freight Train, the Warsaw War Gods and the Kaunas Archangels.
Not to say that one of these teams are the sure fire winners of season 12, but so far they are the favorites.
It's time for the other teams to start upping their game, because the playoff picture has begun to come into focus now and if you aren't ready to step it up you may just get left behind.
In the world of finance, I would say buy as much stock as you can in the Mombasa Wombats. This team has risen swiftly and unnoticed, so the price of their stock is still fairly cheap, but proven to be a great buy this season.
I would like to say to Megan Fox, if she is reading this and I know she is, that you really need to stop calling me every night. I have far to many women to satisfy and you are just annoying the hell out of me now, but swing by later and I'll do you again.
It's a terrible job, but somebody has to do it.
In other sports news, the Denver Broncos will beat the Baltimore Ravens to go 7-0.
And in other world news, I just farted.
So enjoy your Sunday morning full of great GLB action!
Can the Freight Train keep rolling?
Can the War Gods take over Zeta?
Can the Archangels win it all?
Can the Wombats make a second half surge?
Can you please stop asking so many questions!! Just read the Sports Page and find out for your selves, chuckle heads!!
Please, do not attempt this at home. I am a trained professional and take every supervised safety precaution every time I say..................
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0) LW1 - Well the Bi-curious George will make your 45th straight win. So enjoy another win and another week at #1.
Not much else I can say until you guys lose, but the way you guys are playing that may not happen ever again.
Next opponent: #8 Furious George (3-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) LW2 - It’s a huge battle for you guys this week!
The Outrage are here and they do not look happy…………they never look happy.
So to get you guys all ready, maybe this song will pump you up………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKSJLop26yI
Next opponent: #5 Odessa Outrage (5-1)
#3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1) LW4 - Oh how I hate you guys! We have all been fooled by these guys!
Here all this time we thought we were playing against an MMO football team and in all actuality we were playing against a…..a…….a……..a talent search show!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0GOlLoeBQ
You guys could have said something, I do a little singing in the shower.
Next opponent: #9 House Of Pain (2-4)
#4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) LW5 - There goes another win, this time over the Baby Chickens.
The Tallinn Nightmare are coming to Funky Town and this should be another win for you guys.
Enjoy the easier wins while you can, because soon the tougher teams are coming up andt hen we’ll see what you are really made of.
Next opponent: #11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4)
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) LW6 - Ok, I have been watching you guys for six games now and you guys are always mad about something, hence the name “The Outrage”.
So what really happens when you guys get mad?
Well, let me show you. I followed your team owner, Furious JB, with a hand held cam and this is what I discovered happens when you guys get angry…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U22q3khb4FA
You guys get really mad. But what does it take to actually get you in such an enraged state?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TE0UzieDg
…..getting stuck in traffic with a dick cabby will do it, but what else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeYYf9rjk34
….oh yeah, having no change for the pay phone will do it to the most laid back of people, so I can’t say I blame you on that one. Anything else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-OB8i4CQME
…..battling a deadly bear? That pisses you guys off? ………. pussies.
Next opponent: at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1)
#6 The Gods (4-2) LW3 - Pedro, Pedro, Pedro.
Originally posted by pedro617
Yes game of the week. I'm going comando so I can guarentee no wedgies for me tomorrow
Ok, so going commando did NOT help the Gods beat the EEXF last week.
So let’s spend a little time to study some of the pro’s and con’s of “going commando”……
Cheerleaders should NOT go commando…….
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/435408/414847.png
Old chicks, should NOT go commando..........
http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/skirt-wind.jpg ......... thank God.
Models getting body paint to look like they are wearing denim shorts SHOULD go commando…………
http://www.martinarmand.com/BodyArt5/Jean_1.jpg
Dumbasses eating bad Mexican food while wearing white pants should NOT ever go commando……….
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/546882/80644234.png
So I hope you learned some fashion do’s and don’ts today.
Hot chicks going commando…..good.
Idiots going commando and shitting themselves……bad.
Enjoy your day off against the Assassins and never wear white after Labor Day.
Next opponent: at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2) LW7 - Go ahead and get back to roots. Bring out the wild animal in you Tigers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQy-FQtKoGo
Never mess with a 400 lb cat.
Next opponent: at #12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4)
#8 Furious George (3-3) LW11 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Lauren/Lauren-19.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0)
#9 House Of Pain (2-4) LW13 - hat makes two in a row for the House of Pain!
Way to go!!
But sorry to say it ends right here.
The X Factor are next and they are too much team for you guys to handle.
So why not just stay home in the House of Pain and set an appointment with Mistress Donkeypunch…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/dominatrix.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1)
#10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4) LW8 – Okay Baby Chicks, it’s time to do battle with some Devil Bats!
What do you get when you cross a Devil Bat with a Baby Chick?
http://bumpinthenight.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/redbatwingsoverheadweb.jpg
A hot devil bitch.
Next opponent: at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6)
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4) LW9 - Well you guys aren’t really a nightmare this season, but let me tell you about a recurring nightmare I’ve been having…………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ2nVL1-XFk
Make it go away!! Those damn monkeys scare the bajeezus out of me!
Next opponent: at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1)
#12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4) LW10 - Get armored up and get ready to heave some heavy axes around, because the Cincinnati Tigers are up next!
http://submitresponse.co.uk/tumble/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/ralph-viking.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2)
#13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5) LW12 - Finally you get to play a team you can beat!
Not much else I can say except to enjoy it.
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-6)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Diana/Diana-24.jpg
Next opponent: #6 The Gods (4-2)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/11Claudia/Claudia-49.jpg
Next opponent: at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/12Cayenne/Cayenne-43.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 41-7
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 House Of Pain (2-4) at #3 Excellence Express X Factor (5-1) = Excellence Express X Factor
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Tallinn Nightmare (2-4) at #4 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (5-1) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (4-2) at #12 Vestfold Vikings (2-4) = Cincinnati Tigers
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Furious George (3-3) at #1 Ukraine Freight Train (6-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#6 The Gods (4-2) at #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-6) = The Gods
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-6) at #13 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-5) = West Charleville Sharpshooters
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-4) at #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-6) = Sparta Baby Chickens
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#5 Odessa Outrage (5-1) at #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (5-1) -
O.......M........G!!!
We have a great match up for you chowder heads this week!
We have the Outrage duking it out with the Lumberjacks!
The Lumberjacks are victims of really bad fashion sense wearing all that plaid and the Outrage are just outraged over the Lumberjacks misuse of plaid!
This one is bigger than Paul Bunyan hisself'!
The league has approved the Lumberjacks to use anger management courses against the Outrage and the Outrage can use great fashion sense and a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive against the Lumberjacks!
Someone WILL get hurt in this one!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Outrage beat the Lumberjacks?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
SA's Pick: Lithuanian Lumberjacks
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Odessa Outrage
19/48 beers! – Well it's another poor showing of match ups in Alpha.
So do what we always do and save all 19 beers for the GOW.
At least we can get hammered at 6 AM, that is always a plus.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 7!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0) LW1 - Aw geez, the Meltdowns?......seriously? The Meltdowns?......we can’t do any better than the Meltdowns this week?
Cobgrats on the win.
I’m going back to looking for good porn sites.
Now where was that Barnyard Banger.com site at?
Next opponent: at #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) LW2 - Six straight wins in season 12 so far for the Archangels. Can the Swarm be the team to stop you guys from getting win #7?
There aren’t a lot of teams left that can pose a real big threat to you guys, but the next two games will decide a lot in terms of the pecking order for the rest of the season in Zeta.
Good luck.
Next opponent: #4 Serbia Swarm (5-1)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1) LW3 - Just another day at the office for the Wombats. Destroying Secretville 222-0 was easy, but how are you guys going to handle a bunch of berserking Vikings, hmmmm?
Well you will probably kick the crap out of them, but I have to at least try and make it sound exciting.
Next opponent: at #10 Berlin Vikings (3-3)
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) LW4 - Here is your toughest opponent to date. The Archangels have dominated their opponents and are not afraid of a swarm of buzzing bees, so you guys will have to game plan like crazy to get this win.
Go on the attack, Swarm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EVnDzNA-0g
Next opponent: at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0)
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2) LW6 - Three strong teams in a row and you guys won two of them, nicely done. So if you need a day of rest, here is your chance.
Well I for one, would like to take this opportunity to say thank you to the pig killers. Without them we might not have such a technologically advanced civilization like we do.
Just look at what we have because of pig killing and the uses of the pig in our society……..
First and foremost, we have ……….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/baconpic.jpg .....bacon. Thank you, pig killers.
Next we have……..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon-bikini-nsfw-25176-1232729623-.jpg .........bacon bikini’s on hot chicks! Thank you, pig killers!
But, their can be a downside to too much bacon…….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/633540114652572563-donotwantneither.jpg
But we also have………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/diet_coke_bacon.jpg Mmmmmmm, it goes down smooth with no after taste and just 1 calorie. Thank you, pig killers!
But killing pigs also gives us………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon-bra-01.jpg .......... the bacon bra. It lifts, separates, supports and tastes great! Thank you, pig killers!
And finally, the greatest technological advancement pig killing has given mankind is………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/bacon.jpg ...... you would never know that isn’t his real hair.
So thank you to the Zabijacks for giving us a wonderful society to live in.
Next opponent: at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6)
#6 Border Reivers (4-2) LW8 - Well if anyone deserves a day off, I guess you guys do. The Bombers are next and you won’t need to game plan, you won’t need to suit up, hell you won’t even need to show up.
Just take a team photo and mail it in and you guys will still get the win, send in this photo of your O-line………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-say-no-to-crack-06t.jpg
Next opponent: #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6)
#7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2) LW5 - Two tough opponents and two tough losses.
Somebody better go to Sunday school…..I’m looking at you, Bishops!
You’ll need some extra prayers and blessings to get back on the winning track, especially against the Black Hand.
Next opponent: #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4)
#8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2) LW7 - That was a huge blow out you guys laid on the Range Roamers, 255-0. But another strong team is ready to do battle with you guys once again. This time it’s the Bootleggers and they are playing pretty good right now, so getting the win could be tough.
Just send one of those planet killing meteors back down to earth and you should get the win.
It’s the end of the world for the Bootleggers if you do……..……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaIN2FzZDgo
Next opponent: #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2) LW9 - See there? Two straight weeks on the wagon and two wins in two games. Maybe there is something to this no drinking thing. That wasn’t so hard to do, was it?
I find that if you keep yourself occupied with other hobbies then it is much easier to forget the ones you are trying to quit.
So why not start a new habit to keep your mind off booze? Try taking up marijuana?
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/MARIJUANA.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2)
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-3) LW10 - I wish I had better news for you guys, but it is the Wombats up next.
Sorry.
Next opponent: #3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4) LW11 - Well I thought that because we keep losing by such close margins that maybe we need some extra defense. Like self-defense.
I learned some self defense last year and I took on a bear. Just think what it could do for the team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRLWu166Lio
My motto is: “When all else fails, a swift kick to the nutties wins every time”.
Next opponent: at #7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-5) LW12 - Oh yeah! Here we go Pangers, it’s timw to get another win!
The Range Rovers should be easy pickings for even you guys. Good luck.
Next opponent: #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Simone/Simone-07.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-5)
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Bobbi/Bobbi-35.jpg
Next opponent: #1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Amanda/Amanda-33.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Laura/Laura-22.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Border Reivers (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 37-11
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-2
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) = Kaunas Archangels -
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (4-2) at #8 Tunguska Meteors (4-2) = Tunguska Meteors
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#3 Mombasa Wombats (5-1) at #10 Berlin Vikings (3-3) = Mombasa Wombats
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-4) at #7 Vatican City Bishops (4-2) = Vatican City Bishops
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#1 Warsaw War Gods (6-0) at #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-5) = Warsaw War Gods
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#5 Bratislava Zabijaks (4-2) at #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-6) = Bratislava Zabijaks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-5) at #12 Hungary Pangs (1-5) = Hungary Pang
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-6) at #6 Border Reivers (4-2) = Border Reivers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Serbia Swarm (5-1) at #2 Kaunas Archangels (6-0) -
#2 vs #4!
It's a battle for the ages, chuckle heads!
Swarming sting insects or powerful, smiting Archangels?
This one will settle the ancient rivalry between angels and bees once and for all!
The winner is the 2nd best team in Zeta. The loser is just a loser!
Lightning bolts? Legal!
Poisonous stingers? Yes!
Anything goes between this battle of insect and angels!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Swarm beat the Archangels?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook good
SA's Pick: Kaunas Archangels
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Serbia Swarm
23/48 beers! – We have a lot of beers to go around for two really great match ups this time around, chuckle heads!
The Kentucky Bootleggers are crashing in on the Meteors party! Btw, it's a BYOB party, Bootleggers. So bring the shine with you.
And the GOW has the #2 Archangels fending off the #4 Swarm! Insect repellent and devil worshiping has been approved by the league for use in this game.
So draw your pentagrams, spray the repellent, kill off a planet by crashing into it from outer space and bring the moonshine! These games will make Sunday morning worth living!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 7!
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