Hey chuckle heads! It’s week 6!!!
Yep, that’s right, it is week 6 of season 12 in GLB this week! We get one more step closer to the playoffs and pretty soon time will be running out for some teams.
But if you think teams are just giving up, you’ve got another thing coming………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhInhE6emE
So what happened in the last GOW’s? Blow out’s, that’s what.
If I could pick the best game from last week it would have to be the Border Reivers/Beograd Black Hand game.
Beograd needed a win desperately after the two very close losses and bested a very good team in the Reivers to get that win.
So raise a beer up to the Black Hand for a much needed win last week!
Yay!
So in financial news, the stock of two solid teams in Zeta are worth investing in.
The Warsaw War Gods are still solid and dependable and the Kaunas Archangels have shot up the NASDAQ with a massive hard on!
In Alpha the Ukraine Freight Train’s stock is at an all time high! Being the only undefeated team left in Alpha and a 43 game win streak means their stock is as good as gold.
Also, the Excellence Express X Factor’s stock has risen pretty quickly with a win over the Outrage. They are the best express since American Express, never leave home without that shit!
In the personals section if Jessica Alba is reading this, and I know you are, please make sure you are out of my parent’s basement………I mean my house before I get home.
Last night was great, but you need to leave!
And this time, please don’t take anything, just go.
So……………….
Can the Black Hand keep the winning mojo going?
Can the Freight Train get win 44?
Can the War Gods and Archangels remain undefeated another week?
Can I super size that #3 combo meal?
Suddap’ and read the Sport’s Page, chuckle heads!
Please remember that when I die to have this put on my tombstone…………..
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0) LW1 - Still at the top and still undefeated and still on the 43 game win streak.
I said it before and I’ll say it again………….F you, dudes.
But let’s face it, the way you guys are playing there are only three games that could give you a work out.
The Gods, the Outrage and the EEXF. Unless one of these guys can pull off the upset, you guys should go undefeated.
Like I said…….F you, dudes.
Next opponent: at #10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1) LW3 - One down and four to go. Four more tough games in a row until some kind of breather comes your way.
But take on the Nightmare first.
So go travel to Tallinn and remember, never go anywhere without your Lumberjacks.
http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2008/10/alife-2008-fw-everybody-lumberjack-2.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3)
#3 The Gods (4-1) LW4 - Well if Gods are supposed to be perfect, then you will need to be excellent in your game against the Excellence Express X Factor in the GOW this week!
Good luck.
Next opponent: #4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1)
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) LW5 - Time to raise your game, X Factor. You guys are in the GOW against the Gods this week. So screw being excellent, go godlike and you could pull out a win.
Next opponent: at #3 The Gods (4-1)
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) LW7 - When the Funky Bunch meets up with the Baby Chickens, it turns into the Funky Chicken.
It’s better than the Baby Bunch……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-FeOoKDq4
No, no, no, I said BABY Bunch, not Brady Bunch!
But I would so bone Jan over Marcia.
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3)
#6 Odessa Outrage (4-1) LW2 - Oh shit. I know that loss in the last game had to piss you guys off. You can take that anger out on the Assassins.
Besides, it will give you a little extra time to prepare for the Lumberjacks and Funky Bunch afterwards.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2) LW6 - The Aachen Spartans?
Wake me up Sunday morning………….Zzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-5)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3) LW8 – starting to notice a pattern with you guys.
Lose, win, lose, win, lose……..and if it keeps on, then this should be a win for you.
I don’t think it will happen, but it would be nice if it worked outt hat way.
Next opponent: #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1)
#9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3) LW10 - Well at least your season has lived up to your name. So far your season has been a bit of a nightmare.
And the bad part is that we aren’t even to the half way point yet.
The Lumberjacks and Funky Bunch are both up next for you, just hope you wake up from this one soon.
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1)
#10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3) LW11 - Well if you guys are gonna’ have a chance at beating the Freight Train, then just slip them some Night Train.
http://www.plateoftheday.com/food_blog/nightTrainNThunderbird.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2dI_a3GpS0
It may be the only way to win this one.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0)
#11 Furious George (2-3) LW9 - Another win for the CPU team.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Stephanie/Stephanie-43.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4) LW12 - It’s been a couple of games since your last (and only) win. The House of Pain represents an excellent chance at that second win, but it won’t be easy. After all, you have to play them in their house……..which is filled with pain…….hence the name House of Pain.
Next opponent: at #13 House Of Pain (1-4)
#13 House Of Pain (1-4) LW13 - You guys really poured the pain on the Spartans, but now it’s time to pick on someone your own size.
The Sharpshooters come to town and they are as desperate for a second win as you guys are.
Bring on the pain!
Next opponent: #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5) LW14 - No talky, just clicky.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Tina/Tina-32.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (4-1)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-5) LW15 - Hit the link.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Crystal/Crystal-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5) LW16 - Click it.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Furious George (2-3)
*****WEEK 6 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 34-6
SA’s GOW: 3-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-4
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 5-1 for the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1) at #9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – Lumberjacks should win this one easily.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) at #3 The Gods (4-1) = The Gods – Huge match up, I’ll go with the Gods.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4) at #13 House Of Pain (1-4) = House Of Pain – I’m going to go with the HOP in this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5) at #6 Odessa Outrage (4-1) = Odessa Outrage – 5th win, coming up!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-5) at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2) = Cincinnati Tigers – Tigers will shred some Spartans.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5) at #11 Furious George (2-3) = Furious George – Another completely useless game.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0) at #10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3) = Ukraine Freight Train – 44?
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) at #3 The Gods (4-1) -
The X Factor!
The Gods!
One is an X Factor!
One is a God!
Make this one a cage match!
Use steel chairs! Throw each other through tables! Throw each other off the top of the cage!
But the first one out of the cage wins…………or you can just score more points than the other guy!
Let’s get this sim started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Gods?
8 Ball's answer: Yes
SA's Pick: The Gods
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
22/48 beers! – Ok, I’m going to tell it like it is here. Just save all 22 beers for the GOW this week, because it’s the only really great match up this time around in Alpha.
Maybe raise one of them for the Freight Train as they add another one to their win streak.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 6!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0) LW1 - Well 5-0 and still on top in my book. BUT, you get two weeks of rather easy opponents to prepare you for the big week 8 showdown against Kaunsas.
Use the free time wisely and get ready for a war, War Gods who are Gods of war!
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (1-4)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0) LW3 - The Archangels definitelt deserve a day off. Even the almighty one hisself took a day of rest after creating all sorts of cool shit.
Soooooooo………………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
Yep, it’s vacation time for you! And we are sending you to beautiful…….New Jersey?
Aw come on! Can’t we send them someplace better than Jersey?!
Well my accountant says no, but try to enjoy yourselves as you take tours of garbage dumps, polluted rivers and forests and since it is close to Halloween, stay away from that mean old Jersey Devil……
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/k/cheney_satan.jpg
Ok, so he’s not from Jersey, but he’s still an asshole.
Next opponent: at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1) LW6 - Well I think these guys have been flying under the radar a bit. They have beaten 3 good teams in a row and are 4-1 and look to be playing very tough right now.
I told you how devious and evil wombats were back in issue 1.
Enjoy a day off with the Offtopics coming to town.
Next opponent: #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5)
#4 Serbia Swarm (4-1) LW7 - There is nothing better than staying home on a day off. And that is just what you guys will be doing with the Meltdowns coming to town.
But I wouldn’t worry too much about the Meltdowns. With guys like this on the Springfield squad, they may never win, ever again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
Next opponent: #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) LW2 - That was a tough loss last game and your first of the season.
Now you Bishops know what it says about revenge in the bible………..it’s against it.
So it’s probably best to turn the other butt cheek and move on to the Border Reivers up next.
You can call on your holy war in the playoffs, but you have to get there first and beating the Reivers would be one more big step to accomplishing that goal.
Next opponent: #8 Border Reivers (3-2)
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2) LW4 - One more piggie to slaughter before you can have a little rest. The Beograd Black Hand are awaiting you bludgeoners of boars in game 6.
And they are coming off of a win themselves. The Hand is just full of itself right now (hee, hee). Sounds like my night……every night.
But get pasty these guys and it’s a holiday in Secretville for you guys.
Next opponent: at #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3)
#7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2) LW5 - Well, that loss to the War Gods was a whopper, but at least you held them to 41 points.
But you’ve earned a day of rest and you will need it too. The Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks all wait up next after this game.
Just do what big Texas sized meteors do best.
Destroy entire planets, kill billions of people and really screw up your cable reception.
Next opponent: at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4)
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) LW8 - The Reivers havedropped two in a row and are badly in need of a win. But wins just aren’t handed out, no sir. You want a win, you have to fight for it and the Bishops are one tough team to get a win against.
It’s another tough fight for you Reivers, but get a win here and the day off in the next game will feel so much sweeter.
Good luck.
Next opponent: at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2) LW9 - Ahhh, you guys finally dried out and got back on the winning wagon. Well done.
And with the Vikings in town at THE DISTILLAR, it might be another week of sobriety for you.
Doesn’t it feel good to be sober?
The grass looks greener………
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/garbage_dump_5.jpg
The water tastes better…………
http://english.obusiness.cn/yhhnj/en/images/DrinkingPollutedWater.jpg
The air smells fresher…….
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/Rov5KQDTwjI/AAAAAAAAA_c/xbfnzby5VuU/s400/air-pollution-systems.jpg
The trees look.........tree-ier.........
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Bugaboo_forest_fire.jpg
Yep, enjoy that sober living.
Next opponent: #10 Berlin Vikings (3-2)
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-2) LW10 - Well this is what it comes down to for the Vikings. The next three games are up against some very strong contenders. If you guys want to have any real shot at post season play, then you will have to start winning games like these right now or it could be over a lot sooner for you.
Good luck, Vikings.
Next opponent: at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3) LW11 - Finally! Finally the Black Hand gets a win over a good team. After two very close losses, this one has got to feel good.
One thing about Bluehaze and his Hand, he never stops until the job is done. Ewww.
Time to give the Black Hand back hand to some rowdy pig killers up next.
Next opponent: #6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-4) LW12 - Oh mighty and powerful War Gods,, we offer up this sacrifice of the Hungary Pangs to appease your wrath and spare the rest of the league of more ass whoopings!
Sorry Pang’ers, but somebody had to be he virgin sacrifice and you guys fit the bill.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4) LW13 - Ok Rump Rangers, enjoy Natalie.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Natalie/Natalie-25.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2)
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4) LW16 - Trista is your meltdown for today.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Trista/Trista-40.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Serbia Swarm (4-1)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5) LW14 - The topic for the Offtopics is Catalina.
Click the pic and discuss.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Catalina/Catalina-37.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5) LW15 - Enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Claudia/Claudia-27.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2
Overall: 30-10
SA’s GOW: 3-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-1
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-2) at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2) = Kentucky Bootleggers – The Bootleggers smuggle another win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2) at #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3) = Bratislava Zabijaks – Edge goes to the Zabijacks.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) = Vatican City Bishops – Two strong teams, but I’m sticking with the Bishops.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-4) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0) = Warsaw War Gods – War Gods should still be perfect after this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4) at #4 Serbia Swarm (4-1) = Serbia Swarm – Enjoy that 5th win, Swarm.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2) at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4) = Tunguska Meteors – Meteors get a nice R&R win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1) = Mombasa Wombats – Easy 5th win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0) at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5) = New Jersey Bombers – Ha ha ha, fooled you! Of course Kaunas will win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) -
It’s the Reivers and the Bishops in a fight to the death!
The Reivers will be using swords and bows and axes!
The Bishops will be using crosses, holy water and the good book itself!
Last man standing wins it? No!
Last man scoring wins it? Unh-uh!
Try last man alive wins this one………or you could just score more points than the other team.
Play that funky sim up, white-Bort!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Reivers beat the Bishops?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful
SA's Pick: Vatican City Bishops
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
20/48 beers! – We got two pretty good match ups to drink up to this time around in Zeta!
We got the #10 Berlin Vikings taking on the #9 Kentucky Bootleggers to drink 10 beers to!
And of course, the other one is the GOW! The Border Reivers will be battling the Vatican City Bishops in a game of strip GLB!
So you will definitely want to see that one drunk!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 6!
Yep, that’s right, it is week 6 of season 12 in GLB this week! We get one more step closer to the playoffs and pretty soon time will be running out for some teams.
But if you think teams are just giving up, you’ve got another thing coming………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhInhE6emE
So what happened in the last GOW’s? Blow out’s, that’s what.
If I could pick the best game from last week it would have to be the Border Reivers/Beograd Black Hand game.
Beograd needed a win desperately after the two very close losses and bested a very good team in the Reivers to get that win.
So raise a beer up to the Black Hand for a much needed win last week!
Yay!
So in financial news, the stock of two solid teams in Zeta are worth investing in.
The Warsaw War Gods are still solid and dependable and the Kaunas Archangels have shot up the NASDAQ with a massive hard on!
In Alpha the Ukraine Freight Train’s stock is at an all time high! Being the only undefeated team left in Alpha and a 43 game win streak means their stock is as good as gold.
Also, the Excellence Express X Factor’s stock has risen pretty quickly with a win over the Outrage. They are the best express since American Express, never leave home without that shit!
In the personals section if Jessica Alba is reading this, and I know you are, please make sure you are out of my parent’s basement………I mean my house before I get home.
Last night was great, but you need to leave!
And this time, please don’t take anything, just go.
So……………….
Can the Black Hand keep the winning mojo going?
Can the Freight Train get win 44?
Can the War Gods and Archangels remain undefeated another week?
Can I super size that #3 combo meal?
Suddap’ and read the Sport’s Page, chuckle heads!
Please remember that when I die to have this put on my tombstone…………..
.........………LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0) LW1 - Still at the top and still undefeated and still on the 43 game win streak.
I said it before and I’ll say it again………….F you, dudes.
But let’s face it, the way you guys are playing there are only three games that could give you a work out.
The Gods, the Outrage and the EEXF. Unless one of these guys can pull off the upset, you guys should go undefeated.
Like I said…….F you, dudes.
Next opponent: at #10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3)
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1) LW3 - One down and four to go. Four more tough games in a row until some kind of breather comes your way.
But take on the Nightmare first.
So go travel to Tallinn and remember, never go anywhere without your Lumberjacks.
http://www.hypebeast.com/image/2008/10/alife-2008-fw-everybody-lumberjack-2.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3)
#3 The Gods (4-1) LW4 - Well if Gods are supposed to be perfect, then you will need to be excellent in your game against the Excellence Express X Factor in the GOW this week!
Good luck.
Next opponent: #4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1)
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) LW5 - Time to raise your game, X Factor. You guys are in the GOW against the Gods this week. So screw being excellent, go godlike and you could pull out a win.
Next opponent: at #3 The Gods (4-1)
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) LW7 - When the Funky Bunch meets up with the Baby Chickens, it turns into the Funky Chicken.
It’s better than the Baby Bunch……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-FeOoKDq4
No, no, no, I said BABY Bunch, not Brady Bunch!
But I would so bone Jan over Marcia.
Next opponent: at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3)
#6 Odessa Outrage (4-1) LW2 - Oh shit. I know that loss in the last game had to piss you guys off. You can take that anger out on the Assassins.
Besides, it will give you a little extra time to prepare for the Lumberjacks and Funky Bunch afterwards.
Next opponent: #14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5)
#7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2) LW6 - The Aachen Spartans?
Wake me up Sunday morning………….Zzzzzzzzzzzz…………..
Next opponent: #15 Aachen Spartans (0-5)
#8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3) LW8 – starting to notice a pattern with you guys.
Lose, win, lose, win, lose……..and if it keeps on, then this should be a win for you.
I don’t think it will happen, but it would be nice if it worked outt hat way.
Next opponent: #5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1)
#9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3) LW10 - Well at least your season has lived up to your name. So far your season has been a bit of a nightmare.
And the bad part is that we aren’t even to the half way point yet.
The Lumberjacks and Funky Bunch are both up next for you, just hope you wake up from this one soon.
Next opponent: #2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1)
#10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3) LW11 - Well if you guys are gonna’ have a chance at beating the Freight Train, then just slip them some Night Train.
http://www.plateoftheday.com/food_blog/nightTrainNThunderbird.gif
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2dI_a3GpS0
It may be the only way to win this one.
Next opponent: #1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0)
#11 Furious George (2-3) LW9 - Another win for the CPU team.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Stephanie/Stephanie-43.jpg
Next opponent: #16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5)
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4) LW12 - It’s been a couple of games since your last (and only) win. The House of Pain represents an excellent chance at that second win, but it won’t be easy. After all, you have to play them in their house……..which is filled with pain…….hence the name House of Pain.
Next opponent: at #13 House Of Pain (1-4)
#13 House Of Pain (1-4) LW13 - You guys really poured the pain on the Spartans, but now it’s time to pick on someone your own size.
The Sharpshooters come to town and they are as desperate for a second win as you guys are.
Bring on the pain!
Next opponent: #12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4)
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5) LW14 - No talky, just clicky.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/05Tina/Tina-32.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Odessa Outrage (4-1)
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-5) LW15 - Hit the link.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/03Crystal/Crystal-25.jpg
Next opponent: at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2)
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5) LW16 - Click it.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/06Krysten/Krysten-17.jpg
Next opponent: at #11 Furious George (2-3)
*****WEEK 6 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good.
In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 6-2 Week 2: 8-0 Week 3: 5-3 Week 4: 8-0 Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 34-6
SA’s GOW: 3-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-4
#5 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (4-1) at #8 Sparta Baby Chickens (2-3) = Banja Luka Funky Bunch – 5-1 for the Funky Bunch.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#2 Lithuanian Lumberjacks (4-1) at #9 Tallinn Nightmare (2-3) = Lithuanian Lumberjacks – Lumberjacks should win this one easily.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) at #3 The Gods (4-1) = The Gods – Huge match up, I’ll go with the Gods.
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#12 West Charleville Sharpshooters (1-4) at #13 House Of Pain (1-4) = House Of Pain – I’m going to go with the HOP in this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Tomsk Assassins (0-5) at #6 Odessa Outrage (4-1) = Odessa Outrage – 5th win, coming up!
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Aachen Spartans (0-5) at #7 Cincinnati Tigers (3-2) = Cincinnati Tigers – Tigers will shred some Spartans.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 Deimon Devil Bats (0-5) at #11 Furious George (2-3) = Furious George – Another completely useless game.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#1 Ukraine Freight Train (5-0) at #10 Vestfold Vikings (2-3) = Ukraine Freight Train – 44?
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Excellence Express X Factor (4-1) at #3 The Gods (4-1) -
The X Factor!
The Gods!
One is an X Factor!
One is a God!
Make this one a cage match!
Use steel chairs! Throw each other through tables! Throw each other off the top of the cage!
But the first one out of the cage wins…………or you can just score more points than the other guy!
Let’s get this sim started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the EEXF beat the Gods?
8 Ball's answer: Yes
SA's Pick: The Gods
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Excellence Express X Factor
22/48 beers! – Ok, I’m going to tell it like it is here. Just save all 22 beers for the GOW this week, because it’s the only really great match up this time around in Alpha.
Maybe raise one of them for the Freight Train as they add another one to their win streak.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha teams in week 6!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0) LW1 - Well 5-0 and still on top in my book. BUT, you get two weeks of rather easy opponents to prepare you for the big week 8 showdown against Kaunsas.
Use the free time wisely and get ready for a war, War Gods who are Gods of war!
Next opponent: #12 Hungary Pangs (1-4)
#2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0) LW3 - The Archangels definitelt deserve a day off. Even the almighty one hisself took a day of rest after creating all sorts of cool shit.
Soooooooo………………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
Yep, it’s vacation time for you! And we are sending you to beautiful…….New Jersey?
Aw come on! Can’t we send them someplace better than Jersey?!
Well my accountant says no, but try to enjoy yourselves as you take tours of garbage dumps, polluted rivers and forests and since it is close to Halloween, stay away from that mean old Jersey Devil……
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/k/cheney_satan.jpg
Ok, so he’s not from Jersey, but he’s still an asshole.
Next opponent: at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5)
#3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1) LW6 - Well I think these guys have been flying under the radar a bit. They have beaten 3 good teams in a row and are 4-1 and look to be playing very tough right now.
I told you how devious and evil wombats were back in issue 1.
Enjoy a day off with the Offtopics coming to town.
Next opponent: #15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5)
#4 Serbia Swarm (4-1) LW7 - There is nothing better than staying home on a day off. And that is just what you guys will be doing with the Meltdowns coming to town.
But I wouldn’t worry too much about the Meltdowns. With guys like this on the Springfield squad, they may never win, ever again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
Next opponent: #14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4)
#5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) LW2 - That was a tough loss last game and your first of the season.
Now you Bishops know what it says about revenge in the bible………..it’s against it.
So it’s probably best to turn the other butt cheek and move on to the Border Reivers up next.
You can call on your holy war in the playoffs, but you have to get there first and beating the Reivers would be one more big step to accomplishing that goal.
Next opponent: #8 Border Reivers (3-2)
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2) LW4 - One more piggie to slaughter before you can have a little rest. The Beograd Black Hand are awaiting you bludgeoners of boars in game 6.
And they are coming off of a win themselves. The Hand is just full of itself right now (hee, hee). Sounds like my night……every night.
But get pasty these guys and it’s a holiday in Secretville for you guys.
Next opponent: at #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3)
#7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2) LW5 - Well, that loss to the War Gods was a whopper, but at least you held them to 41 points.
But you’ve earned a day of rest and you will need it too. The Bootleggers, Wombats and Zabijacks all wait up next after this game.
Just do what big Texas sized meteors do best.
Destroy entire planets, kill billions of people and really screw up your cable reception.
Next opponent: at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4)
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) LW8 - The Reivers havedropped two in a row and are badly in need of a win. But wins just aren’t handed out, no sir. You want a win, you have to fight for it and the Bishops are one tough team to get a win against.
It’s another tough fight for you Reivers, but get a win here and the day off in the next game will feel so much sweeter.
Good luck.
Next opponent: at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1)
#9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2) LW9 - Ahhh, you guys finally dried out and got back on the winning wagon. Well done.
And with the Vikings in town at THE DISTILLAR, it might be another week of sobriety for you.
Doesn’t it feel good to be sober?
The grass looks greener………
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/garbage_dump_5.jpg
The water tastes better…………
http://english.obusiness.cn/yhhnj/en/images/DrinkingPollutedWater.jpg
The air smells fresher…….
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qy4iftwk5JM/Rov5KQDTwjI/AAAAAAAAA_c/xbfnzby5VuU/s400/air-pollution-systems.jpg
The trees look.........tree-ier.........
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Bugaboo_forest_fire.jpg
Yep, enjoy that sober living.
Next opponent: #10 Berlin Vikings (3-2)
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-2) LW10 - Well this is what it comes down to for the Vikings. The next three games are up against some very strong contenders. If you guys want to have any real shot at post season play, then you will have to start winning games like these right now or it could be over a lot sooner for you.
Good luck, Vikings.
Next opponent: at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2)
#11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3) LW11 - Finally! Finally the Black Hand gets a win over a good team. After two very close losses, this one has got to feel good.
One thing about Bluehaze and his Hand, he never stops until the job is done. Ewww.
Time to give the Black Hand back hand to some rowdy pig killers up next.
Next opponent: #6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2)
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-4) LW12 - Oh mighty and powerful War Gods,, we offer up this sacrifice of the Hungary Pangs to appease your wrath and spare the rest of the league of more ass whoopings!
Sorry Pang’ers, but somebody had to be he virgin sacrifice and you guys fit the bill.
Next opponent: at #1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0)
#13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4) LW13 - Ok Rump Rangers, enjoy Natalie.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Natalie/Natalie-25.jpg
Next opponent: #7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2)
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4) LW16 - Trista is your meltdown for today.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/07Trista/Trista-40.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 Serbia Swarm (4-1)
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5) LW14 - The topic for the Offtopics is Catalina.
Click the pic and discuss.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/08Catalina/Catalina-37.jpg
Next opponent: at #3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1)
#16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5) LW15 - Enjoy the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2006/04Claudia/Claudia-27.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my Zeta prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 7-1 Week 2: 6-2 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 6-2
Overall: 30-10
SA’s GOW: 3-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-1
#10 Berlin Vikings (3-2) at #9 Kentucky Bootleggers (3-2) = Kentucky Bootleggers – The Bootleggers smuggle another win.
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#6 Bratislava Zabijaks (3-2) at #11 Beograd Black Hand (2-3) = Bratislava Zabijaks – Edge goes to the Zabijacks.
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) = Vatican City Bishops – Two strong teams, but I’m sticking with the Bishops.
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#12 Hungary Pangs (1-4) at #1 Warsaw War Gods (5-0) = Warsaw War Gods – War Gods should still be perfect after this one.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Springfield Meltdowns (1-4) at #4 Serbia Swarm (4-1) = Serbia Swarm – Enjoy that 5th win, Swarm.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#7 Tunguska Meteors (3-2) at #13 Buffalo Range Roamers (1-4) = Tunguska Meteors – Meteors get a nice R&R win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Secretville Offtopics (0-5) at #3 Mombasa Wombats (4-1) = Mombasa Wombats – Easy 5th win.
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Kaunas Archangels (5-0) at #16 New Jersey Bombers (0-5) = New Jersey Bombers – Ha ha ha, fooled you! Of course Kaunas will win.
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#8 Border Reivers (3-2) at #5 Vatican City Bishops (4-1) -
It’s the Reivers and the Bishops in a fight to the death!
The Reivers will be using swords and bows and axes!
The Bishops will be using crosses, holy water and the good book itself!
Last man standing wins it? No!
Last man scoring wins it? Unh-uh!
Try last man alive wins this one………or you could just score more points than the other team.
Play that funky sim up, white-Bort!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Reivers beat the Bishops?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful
SA's Pick: Vatican City Bishops
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Vatican City Bishops
20/48 beers! – We got two pretty good match ups to drink up to this time around in Zeta!
We got the #10 Berlin Vikings taking on the #9 Kentucky Bootleggers to drink 10 beers to!
And of course, the other one is the GOW! The Border Reivers will be battling the Vatican City Bishops in a game of strip GLB!
So you will definitely want to see that one drunk!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Zeta teams in week 6!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on Oct 23, 2009 00:47:17
