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Welcome to the first edition of the Power 8, the home for the top 8 teams of Oceania AA3. Rankings are calculated via the use of a case of Coors Extra Gold, the only true scientific way to do them.

1. Island of Misfit Whores - Easy number one, these guys are stacked.

2. Island of Misfit Whores - Fear the Whores

3. Island of Misfit Whores - Puts everyone else to shame.

4. Island of Misfit Whores - Seriously, will anyone even put a dent in these gals?

5. Island of Misfit Whores - Should steam roll their way to a home playoff game.

6. Island of Misfit Whores - Obviously these whores are destined for a S12 championship, so the real question is how many teams will even put up a remotely competitive game?

7. Island of Misfit Whores - The Whores can and will do it all.

8. Galaxy Aces - Colon Grifter and Plotz LePuke are forces no secondary wants to reckon with. Will anyone but the Whores be able to stop flames54 speed infested team?

Sweet.. Great competition next season.. You guys gonna recruit some starting players?

They have 7 teams' worth of starting players, according to the power rankings, lol. They have it in the bag! Don't Fear the Reaper!

Originally posted by Lionsfan14
Sweet.. Great competition next season.. You guys gonna recruit some starting players?

recruiting? what the hell is that?

Originally posted by Mat McBriar
Welcome to the first edition of the Power 8, the home for the top 8 teams of Oceania AA3. Rankings are calculated via the use of a case of Coors Extra Gold, the only true scientific way to do them.

8. Galaxy Aces - Colon Grifter and Plotz LePuke are forces no secondary wants to reckon with. Will anyone but the Whores be able to stop flames54 speed infested team?

I'm sure Flames would appreciate the props, but he hasn't owned this team since season 6. BTW, we're still a speed infested team.

Do not tempt me to field 6 more teams to make the rankings accurate!

Those Whores...so underrated.

seriously!!! The most indepth preseason analysis I have ever seen. How do you have time for your family with the amount of effort and research that post entailed.

Whores too low

Hey Matt

I see you are in here now and helping the whores.Well GL but this season we intend to fight harder and win more.See you around or on the field or both.

40 players below level 50...I want to be afraid, but just can't seem to make myself yet. I think I saw a gaggle of slores over in AA4. If you don't know what a slore is, use your imagination...it's not pretty.

Originally posted by maristfan
40 players below level 50...I want to be afraid, but just can't seem to make myself yet. I think I saw a gaggle of slores over in AA4. If you don't know what a slore is, use your imagination...it's not pretty.

Total Player Count: 53
Offense Roster
# Name Ht Wt Pos Level Salary/Yr Contract End
0 For Sale By Pimp qb(1) 6'3" 207lbs
QB
57 $264,320.00 12th season, day 40
0 Nomi Malone hb2(1) prpp1(1) 6'2" 217lbs
HB
39 $189,600.00 13th season, day 40
21 Nika Boronina hb(1) kr(1) pr(1) 6'3" 194lbs
HB
40 $190,000.00 12th season, day 40
0 Recovering Rihanna hb1(1) 6'3" 220lbs
HB
41 $171,040.00 12th season, day 40
0 Little Engine 6'0" 217lbs
HB
50 $240,000.00 12th season, day 40
22 Maude Lebowski fb2(1) ls(1) prpp1(2) 6'0" 222lbs
FB
36 $120,320.00 12th season, day 40
39 Mattress Blaster fb(1) fb1(1) krs(1) 6'3" 241lbs
FB
41 $194,320.00 13th season, day 40
0 Vivian Ward c(1) 6'4" 316lbs
C
40 $201,800.00 12th season, day 40
0 Crepe Master c(2) 6'2" 305lbs
C
41 $199,000.00 12th season, day 40
0 Personal Pancake Chef krfw1(1) krs(4) lg(1) 6'2" 304lbs
G
40 $194,600.00 12th season, day 40
0 Ray Davies krfw1(2) krfw2(2) krfw3(2) lg(2) prdl1(2) prdl4(1) rg(3) 6'4" 314lbs
G
40 $196,080.00 12th season, day 40
0 Samantha Jones rg(1) 6'5" 332lbs
G
41 $201,360.00 12th season, day 40
0 Horney Dogg 6'1" 296lbs
G
50 $245,880.00 12th season, day 40
0 Edgar Jefferson 6'2" 314lbs
G
51 $249,280.00 13th season, day 1
69 Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute lot(2) prdl1(1) 6'3" 315lbs
OT
39 $190,040.00 12th season, day 40
73 Attention Whore krfw2(1) rot(1) 6'2" 282lbs
OT
39 $191,000.00 12th season, day 40
0 *Stone* *Golem* rot(2) 6'4" 306lbs
OT
50 $230,600.00 12th season, day 40
63 Jaime Coakley lot(1) 6'4" 292lbs
OT
51 $244,800.00 12th season, day 40
86 Mary Kelly te(2) te2(1) 6'3" 257lbs
TE
41 $144,160.00 12th season, day 40
80 Frivolous Lola krbw2(1) krs(5) te(1) te1(1) 6'4" 247lbs
TE
41 $192,680.00 12th season, day 40
0 Alabama Whitman krbw3(1) pr(2) wr4(3) wr5(2) 6'2" 181lbs
WR
36 $178,400.00 13th season, day 40
0 Isabella Soprano krs(2) wr3(3) wr4(2) wr5(1) 6'3" 199lbs
WR
39 $186,200.00 12th season, day 40
0 Return God wr1(2) wr3(2) wr4(1) 6'4" 180lbs
WR
50 $238,400.00 12th season, day 40
87 Shawn DblDees wr1(3) wr2(2) wr3(1) 6'4" 189lbs
WR
54 $252,480.00 12th season, day 40
0 Boom Boom Shakalaka Boom wr2(1) 6'1" 182lbs
WR
59 $272,400.00 12th season, day 40
Defense Roster
# Name Ht Wt Pos Level Salary/Yr Contract End
98 Akar The Quick dt(3) nt(2) 6'1" 332lbs
DT
37 $180,000.00 12th season, day 40
95 Hayden Panettiere dt(1) in1(2) krfw3(1) nt1(2) ou3(2) prt(2) 6'0" 279lbs
DT
40 $197,200.00 12th season, day 40
99 Julia Roberts dt(2) kos(2) krbw1(1) nt(4) ou3(1) prse2(1) prt(1) 6'6" 308lbs
DT
40 $198,000.00 12th season, day 40
93 Donna "Skeletor" Lee nt(1) nt1(1) 6'1" 276lbs
DT
46 $222,400.00 12th season, day 40
0 Memphis Monroe rde(1) 6'0" 264lbs
DE
41 $196,400.00 12th season, day 40
0 Lott Sackens Jr. in2(1) kos(1) lde(3) plt(1) prdl2(1) rde(2) 6'0" 279lbs
DE
41 $195,000.00 12th season, day 40
0 Jungle Stalker lde(2) ou5(1) rde(3) 6'5" 253lbs
DE
41 $196,800.00 12th season, day 40
90 Jaime Fiser lde(1) 6'3" 248lbs
DE
48 $231,200.00 12th season, day 40
51 Maria Kanellis kos(3) krou2(1) krs(7) lilb(2) lolb(3) ou4(1) prer1(1) psb2(1) rilb(2) rolb(3) 5'11" 239lbs
LB
39 $185,600.00 12th season, day 40
58 Heather likes Michael Jackson 6'2" 224lbs
LB
39 $190,080.00 14th season, day 40
0 Jonathan Casillas #2 in3(1) krou4(1) lilb(3) lilb1(1) mlb(1) mlb1(1) prpp2(1) rilb(3) 6'3" 237lbs
LB
41 $193,200.00 12th season, day 40
54 Mata Hari rolb(1) rolb1(1) 6'5" 251lbs
LB
41 $195,200.00 12th season, day 40
0 Ray "Murder" Lewis lilb(1) mlb(3) prdl3(1) prg(1) rilb1(1) 6'0" 229lbs
LB
41 $196,600.00 12th season, day 40
57 Ashley Brown lolb(1) 6'4" 230lbs
LB
49 $236,800.00 12th season, day 40
55 Mark Renton lolb(2) lolb1(1) rolb(2) 6'5" 222lbs
LB
56 $242,360.00 12th season, day 40
0 One Bad Cherokee in4(1) mlb(2) mlb1(2) psb1(1) rilb(1) 6'4" 239lbs
LB
57 $270,800.00 13th season, day 40
20 Nancy Callahan cb1(3) cb2(3) cb4(1) cb5(2) krou1(2) ou2(1) prer2(1) 6'4" 199lbs
CB
41 $192,800.00 12th season, day 40
24 Monica Lewinsky cb2(2) cb3(2) cb5(1) ou1(1) prer2(2) pse1(1) 6'3" 200lbs
CB
41 $191,200.00 12th season, day 40
37 The One Minute Man cb1(2) cb3(1) cb4(2) ou6(1) 6'4" 194lbs
CB
41 $192,400.00 12th season, day 40
23 Catherine Tramell cb2(1) 6'0" 192lbs
CB
50 $236,400.00 12th season, day 40
44 Christine Zamm cb1(1) 6'3" 192lbs
CB
53 $248,800.00 12th season, day 40
0 Queen Hecate kos(4) krs(6) ppp(1) ss(2) 6'2" 199lbs
SS
35 $168,600.00 12th season, day 40
0 Goonya Lover 6'3" 215lbs
SS
40 $200,000.00 12th season, day 40
0 Bettie Page ss(1) 6'1" 217lbs
SS
40 $195,800.00 12th season, day 40
25 Ashley Alexandra Dupré fs(1) 6'2" 208lbs
FS
41 $200,000.00 13th season, day 40
0 Katie Morgan fs(2) kos(5) krou1(1) pse2(1) 6'2" 210lbs
FS
41 $194,320.00 12th season, day 40
Kicker Roster
# Name Ht Wt Pos Level Salary/Yr Contract End
12 Svetlana Kirilenko k(1) 6'0" 197lbs
K
46 $168,600.00 12th season, day 40
0 Horace Gillom p(1) 5'11" 161lbs
P
42 $174,240.00 12th season, day 40