Originally posted by Strokke
Originally posted by sants
Originally posted by Serenity
Originally posted by worbs
I can't believe there's a team named the Silverymoon Elves.
Why not? 
because it's fucking gay, faggot
rofl. Yeah team names are just team names... but this is still a football sim. Elves do not belong in football.I'm tellin' ya, it's all part of their plan. Most dudes wouldn't take a bunch of elves seriously. They lull you into thinking that all they do is molest trees, braid their hair, or speak to the animals all day. Like hippies with personal hygene. Then BAM! They bum rush you with a tackling dummy made from hemp.
Elves are crafty man. Like voodoo. They got those Lord of the Rings elves on that team. I seen 'em drop HAMMERS SON! Remember that Leggielas or Legogas or Largerass, whatever that freaky bow shooting dude's name is? He dropped packiderms in them movies, that's an ELEPHANT SON! I know I can't do none of that.
I wish they were hippies. Then we could scare them out of the league with soap. But maybe they're like Santa's elves, or known as sweatshop workers in countries with labor laws. Hey, isn't there a GBL players union? We gotta beat them elves now. They're scabs! They're taking union jobs! Beat 'em for our union brothers and sisters. For solidarity! Workers of the world UNITE!
