WHAT I here make public has, after a long and scrupulous inquiry, seemed to me evidently true and not unuseful to be known- particularly to those who are tainted with skepticism, or want a demonstration of the existence and immateriality of the X-Factor, or the natural immortality of the dotballer known as Jeff Garcia. Whether it be so or not I am content the reader should impartially examine; since I do not think myself any farther concerned for the success of what I have written than as it is agreeable to truth. But, to the end this may not suffer, I make it my request that the reader suspend his judgment till he has once at least read the whole through with that degree of attention and thought which the subject-matter shall seem to deserve. For, as there are some passages that, taken by themselves, are very liable (nor could it be remedied) to gross misinterpretation, and to be charged with most absurd consequences, which, nevertheless, upon an entire perusal will appear not to follow from them; so likewise, though the whole should be read over, yet, if this be done transiently, it is very probable my sense may be mistaken; but to a thinking reader, I flatter myself it will be throughout clear and obvious. As for the characters of novelty and singularity which some of the following notions may seem to bear, it is, I hope, needless to make any apology on that account. He must surely be either very weak, or very little acquainted with the sciences, who shall reject a truth that is capable of demonstration, for no other reason but because it is newly known, and contrary to the prejudices of mankind. Thus much I thought fit to premise, in order to prevent, if possible, the hasty censures of a sort of men who are too apt to condemn an opinion before they rightly comprehend it: you are all fags. All of you. Yes, even you.
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Gturtle
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Originally posted by Gart888
no threads about banned users.
This is concerning the fundamental principles of dotballing, and not a demonstration of the inherent immortality of Jeff Garcia.
no threads about banned users.
This is concerning the fundamental principles of dotballing, and not a demonstration of the inherent immortality of Jeff Garcia.
JuniorMcSpiffy
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Originally posted by Hikariu
Hard to read that.
Then you better lock the thread on general principles because it **may** contain something threadlockworthy, and you sure wouldn't want to be sleeping on the job
Hard to read that.
Then you better lock the thread on general principles because it **may** contain something threadlockworthy, and you sure wouldn't want to be sleeping on the job
Gturtle
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Originally posted by Gturtle
already made another thread about this thread being locked, and it gets unlocked.
proves my thesis imo.
already made another thread about this thread being locked, and it gets unlocked.
proves my thesis imo.
txag2k
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Originally posted by Gart888
Originally posted by Gturtle
Originally posted by Gart888
no threads about banned users.
This is concerning the fundamental principles of dotballing, and not a demonstration of the inherent immortality of Jeff Garcia.
no threads about banned users.
Originally posted by Gturtle
Originally posted by Gart888
no threads about banned users.
This is concerning the fundamental principles of dotballing, and not a demonstration of the inherent immortality of Jeff Garcia.
no threads about banned users.
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