You take one part Jumbo Zaikov, mix in some Gavin Avelsa, Toussaint Louverture, Joe Jevdosic, and I D Mann, and put some Big Nelly on top for garnish. You can substitute any of these ingredients with Coors-Lite Kaminski or Hugo "Hurley" Reyes.
If that doesn't work try this:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipes/Breakfast-and-Brunch/Pancakes/Top.aspx