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Well it’s Round 2, but first let’s pay respect to the teams gone CPU.

Luzitian Dynasty – Good luck Vladdy and Luzit. It was fun to play the Dynasty.
Providence Black Hawks – Best of luck, Black Hawks.

So that gives us 4 CPU teams this season.

On to Round 2!!

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You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ZETA POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Macedonia Trojans (17-0) LW 1 - Oh what a big surprise, the Trojans won…….again.
The J.T.’s are high off their round 1 victory over Ukraine, so they should be good and fired up to take down the #1 team in all of Zeta.
Prolly not. Trojans have dominated all season long and don’t look to fall now.
Next opponent: #3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-5)

*#2 Estonia Stoners (15-2) LW 2 - Time to fire up that good luck bong, Stoners. You got past the boys from Jamaica and now the Boracs await you.
Just keep up what you did all season long…….win.
Next opponent: #4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-5)

*#3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-5) LW 5 - The J.T.’s are still alive. They knocked the Freight Train off their tracks and move on to Round 2.
And Round 2 means the Trojans are waiting for you. You don’t even want to remember what happened in the first game.
So here’s the game plan. Distract them with your disco grooves. Fool them with your impressive dance moves. Then boogaloo your way to victory.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Trojans (17-0)

*#4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-5) LW 6 - These guys are the pride of Banja Luka and the under dogs of Zeta.
Go win this one Boracs!
Win it for your mothers!
Win it for the teams of Banja Luka!
Win it for money!
Just win…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTihNTFNOcc
Next opponent: at #2 Estonia Stoners (15-2)


The Rest of Zeta

#5 Istanbul Hellhounds (12-5) – Put the Hounds back into the pound. See you next season.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Christine/Christine-36.jpg
#6 Ukraine Freight Train (11-6) – The Train ride is over. But it was a great ride while it lasted.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Bobbi/Bobbi-08.jpg
#7 Cool Runnings (10-7) - Nice run, Cool Runnings. You can drop the egg now.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Simone/Simone-09.jpg
#8 The Gods (10-7) – Welcome back to the Rest of Zeta, Gods. Here is your prize
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/09Jesse/Jesse-01.jpg
#9 Banja Luka Blackshirts (9-7)
#10 Banja Luka Funky Bunch (8-8)
#11 Renegades of Funk (5-11)
#12 Wroclaw Wrecking Crew (4-12)
#13 Providence Black Hawks (3-13)
#14 WMD Pale Riders (2-14)
#15 Luzitian Dynasty (1-15)
#16 St. Petersburg Destroyers (0-16)


*****ZETA ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 2: 5-3, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 5-3, Week 5: 7-1, Week 6: 6-2, Week 7: 7-1, Week 10: 8-0, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 5-3, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 64-16
SA’s GOW: 5-5
8 Ball GOW: 4-6
SA’s Playoffs: 2-2
8 Ball PPlayoffs: 1-3

Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/

#3 Vancouver Jive Turkeys (12-5) at #1 Macedonia Trojans (17-0) = Macedonia Trojans - My money is still on the Trojans.
8 Ball Pick: Vancouver Jive Turkeys
SA's Pick: Macedonia Trojans

#4 Banja Luka Boracs (12-5) at #2 Estonia Stoners (15-2) = Estonia Stoners - The Stoners should take this one. I think they brought in some special bud from Uganda just for this game.
8 Ball Pick: Estonia Stoners
SA's Pick: Estonia Stoners


Good luck to all the teams in Zeta Conference!

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****ALPHA POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched

*#1 Macedonia Diadochi (16-1) LW 2 - Things are still looking good for you guys to grab the gold. You beat ICP and Kazan gets knocked out, so things couldn’t look any better………..except the sight of the Crack on the horizon.
They upset the Wolfpack and could do it to you guys if you overlook them.
Do what the Diadochi do best…….Diadochi’ing.
Next opponent: #3 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6)

*#2 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5) LW 4 - You got the Whammy over Valhalla. Two wins over a team in one season. Great job.
But the Ultimate Under Dogs are rolling into town. Did anyone really think the Wolverines would pull off the upset?
So don’t take them lightly or you will end up going the way of the Horde.
Next opponent: #4 Wildflecken Wolverines (11-6)

*#3 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6) LW 6 - Well, that’s one premier football team beaten, one more to go. Whatever KINGCHEEZ has been feeding the Crack has been causing a huge stink in the playoffs, prolly a lot of dairy ‘cause I think the Crack is lactose intolerant.
Whatever you been doing, it is working. So go down to the Piggly Wiggly and stock up on cheese, milk, ice cream and any other thing else to get the Crack ready to knock out the Diadochi.
Next opponent: at #1 Macedonia Diadochi (16-1)

*#4 Wildflecken Wolverines (11-6) LW 8 - Kicker Mike Jon Obi should get a big raise or a group hug from the team, preferably not in the showers, for saving their season against one of the most dominant teams I've seen in two seasons of EEA1 football. That had to be the biggest upset win I've seen.
But the Pit Bulls are up next and are looking like they were trained to fight by Michael Vick himself.
I'll keep a change of clothes handy. Good luck Wolverines!
Next opponent: at #2 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5)


The Rest of Alpha

#5 Kazan Golden horde (15-2) Well I'm sure you guys are bummed, so I dug deep to find some pics to turn that frown, up side down. to .
http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/megan-fox-hottest-6-5-07.jpg
http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/112708-megan-fox.jpg
#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-4) - Well I didn't know that JCWildcat was a woman, so to be fair I found a pic all men and women can enjoy - http://www.crossanchorproductions.com/ahuff/fun/erik_estrada.jpg
#7 Valhalla Einherjar (12-5) - The fat opera singing lady is singing. So enjoy your time officially knocked out.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/02Claudia/Claudia-19.jpg
#8 Iron Curtain Psychos (10-7) What would you rather have, ICP. A championship Pimp Cup or a Hot Chick Pic?.........I thought so, so here you go:
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2007/01Amanda/Amanda-08.jpg
#9 Average Joe's (8-8)
#10 Greece Lightning (6-10)
#11 Amsterdam Hallucinations (6-10)
#12 St. Petersburg Royal Guards (5-11)
#13 Vienna River Bandits (4-12)
#14 Wallachia Impalers (2-14)
#15 Hungarian Hitmen (0-16)
#16 Bohemia Gryphons (2-14)


*****ALPHA ROUND 2 PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 2: 7-1, Week 3: 7-1, Week 4: 6-2, Week 5: 8-0, Week 6: 8-0, Week 7: 8-0, Week 10: 5-3, Week 11: 6-2, Week 14: 8-0, Week 15: 8-0
Overall: 71-9
SA’s GOW: 9-1
8 Ball GOW: 5-5
SA’s Playoffs: 2-2
8 Ball Playoffs: 2-2

Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/

#3 Krakow Plumber's Crack (11-6) at #1 Macedonia Diadochi (16-1) = Macedonia Diadochi - Never count out the Crack! But two huge upsets in a row is highly unlikely. Taking the Diadochi, 8 Ball has the Crack.
8 Ball Pick: Krakow Plumber's Crack
SA's Pick: Macedonia Diadochi

#4 Wildflecken Wolverines (11-6) at #2 Kiev Pit Bulls (12-5) = Kiev pit Bulls - I know, I know, I know! Don't count out the Wolverines! But come on now! Can lightning really strike twice for the Uber Under Dogs? Maybe I will need a new pair of clean undies, if I wore underwear that is, but sooner or later they have to run out of trisks in that ol' bag o' magic of theirs. I'm taking the Pit Bulls and so is the 8 Ball.
8 Ball Pick: Kiev Pit Bulls
SA's Pick: Kiev Pit Bulls


Good luck to all the teams in Alpha Conference!


LET'S DO THIS SHIT!!
Edited by Smiling Assasain on May 29, 2009 13:41:29
Edited by Smiling Assasain on May 29, 2009 00:33:43
 
mcneebs
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Woot woot! The 8 ball likes us, that's all I need.
 
Steel ~Cult~ure
Y Not....
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Beware the Wolverines!
 
Khager24
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The Boracs welcome the underdog tag. Looking for a playoff repeat from season 7 with a stoners defeat!
 
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Lead Mod
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#6 Gunzenhausen Wolfpack (13-4) - Well I didn't know that JCWildcat was a woman, so to be fair I found a pic all men and women can enjoy -

LOL
 
moepoker
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I JO'd to the Megan Fox pics.

True story.
 
Jabber40
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Come on, be truthful........you JO'd to JcWildcat's pic too......
 
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Originally posted by Jabber40
Come on, be truthful........you JO'd to JcWildcat's pic too......


Originally posted by moepoker
I JO'd to the Megan Fox pics.

True story.


Doesn't everyone do it to both?.................I feel so ashamed, yet so satisfied.
 
moepoker
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Originally posted by Jabber40
Come on, be truthful........you JO'd to JcWildcat's pic too......


If she wants to send me a pic...I'll JO to it as well.

LMK.
 
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Originally posted by Smiling Assasain

Luzitian Dynasty – Good luck Vladdy and Luzit. It was fun to play the Dynasty.


Not gone yet. Vlady jumped ship and joined the Wolfpack just in time to help them lose to The Crack!

Bo Nose is still figuring out what he is gonna do: continue to play FB for some other team or focus his attention on his new MMOB career.

 
coachernie
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PUT ON THOSE PAMPERS SA THE WOLVERINES WIN AGAIN

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=583942
 
Khager24
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GG stoners looking forward to future matchups and maybe our AI will be more cooperative next time.
 
Destruction
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GG to you as well.

That running QB scares the shit out of me whenever we play.
 
Khager24
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I like him as well. He was supposed to have more than 9 carries today but the AI just didn't cooperate with me.
 


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