I use a super secret formula based on passing, rushing, and KR/PR rankings to determine my composite Bender Score™. The lower the score the better 
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -8.154
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -5.538
3 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -1.769
4 New Brunswick Hammers .......... 0.846
5 Chicago six .......... 1.077
6 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... 1.462
7 St. Catharines Stompers .......... 2.385
8 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 3.615
9 Port Dover Panthers .......... 4.769
10 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 7.231
11 Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 10.615
12 Vancouver Vipers .......... 10.923
13 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 14.846
14 Regina Rams .......... 20.154
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 23.308
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 29.923
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -8.385
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -4.692
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -3.769
4 Grove City Bucks .......... -0.692
5 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 1.308
6 Canada Dragons .......... 2.538
7* Red Deer HITMEN .......... 3.154
7* Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 3.154
9 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 3.308
10 Red Bay Revolution .......... 8.692
11 Gander Norsemen .......... 9.308
12 Houston Vikings .......... 9.846
13 Piikoi Jellys .......... 12.692
14 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 14.077
15 Buffalo Bison .......... 15.231
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 38.538
Eastern Conference
1 Nova Scotia Lions .......... -8.154
2 Keg River Boozehounds .......... -5.538
3 Mighty Moncton Nighthawks .......... -1.769
4 New Brunswick Hammers .......... 0.846
5 Chicago six .......... 1.077
6 Versailles Shinryuji Naga .......... 1.462
7 St. Catharines Stompers .......... 2.385
8 Saguenay Sturgeon .......... 3.615
9 Port Dover Panthers .......... 4.769
10 Great Lakes Rum Runners .......... 7.231
11 Ottawa Storm Troopers .......... 10.615
12 Vancouver Vipers .......... 10.923
13 Cold Lake FREEZE .......... 14.846
14 Regina Rams .......... 20.154
15 Carolina Copperheads .......... 23.308
16 Gold Miners Candlestick Park .......... 29.923
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Western Conference
1 Canada Dry .......... -8.385
2 Victoria Piranhas .......... -4.692
3 Rancho Penasquitos Thunderbolts .......... -3.769
4 Grove City Bucks .......... -0.692
5 British Columbia Biscuits .......... 1.308
6 Canada Dragons .......... 2.538
7* Red Deer HITMEN .......... 3.154
7* Vancouver Apocalypse .......... 3.154
9 Gowboys Grizzlies .......... 3.308
10 Red Bay Revolution .......... 8.692
11 Gander Norsemen .......... 9.308
12 Houston Vikings .......... 9.846
13 Piikoi Jellys .......... 12.692
14 Nova Scotia Highlanders .......... 14.077
15 Buffalo Bison .......... 15.231
16 Fort McMurray Mounted Police .......... 38.538
