Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
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Ovr Off Def Team Record Streak
1 2 1 Equatorial Guinea Experience 11-0-0 W11
1 4 4 Somalia Shango 11-0-0 W11
3 1 2 Rwanda Headhunters 10-1-0 W5
4 3 3 Cote d'Ivoire Clash 10-1-0 W9
4 8 5 Chicago Wheelhouse 10-1-0 L1
6 5 6 Seychelles Sabercats 8-3-0 W3
6 6 11 Damascan Diamond Cutters 9-2-0 W4
8 10 8 Dryden Blue Balls 8-3-0 W5
9 9 10 Dakar Vampires 9-2-0 L1
10 13 7 Andorian Commandos 9-2-0 W1
11 14 9 Egyptian Lover's 7-4-0 L3
12 19 17 Afrika Bambataa and the Zulu Nation 8-3-0 W6
13 15 13 Baumberg Hurricanes 8-3-0 W5
14 7 12 Mean Machine 6-5-0 L2
14 17 14 Tangiers Cape Buffalo 6-5-0 L2
16 11 20 Swaziland Southern Brown Mambas 6-5-0 L5
17 18 19 Madagascar ZeroFivers 5-6-0 W1
18 20 16 Ivory Coast Destroyers 4-7-0 W2
19 12 18 Cape Verde Geckos 5-6-0 W3
19 16 15 Senegal River Pythons 5-6-0 L1
21 22 23 Kampala Kêrels 3-8-0 L1
22 23 22 Vallonia Moon Dogs 2-9-0 L1
23 21 21 Empire State Emperors 4-7-0 W1
24 25 24 Pineapple Express 3-8-0 W1
25 24 25 Texas Tech Red Raiders 3-8-0 W1
26 28 29 Djibouti Booty CPU 1-10-0 L2
27 29 32 Tunis Asps 1-10-0 L9
28 26 27 Carlton Baggies 2-9-0 L8
29 30 26 Sierra Leone Pit Bulls CPU 1-10-0 L9
29 27 28 Worcester Sharks 1-10-0 L7
31 32 30 Pretoria Dingoneks 0-11-0 L12
32 31 31 Kafulafuta Zambians 0-11-0 L12
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
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Ovr Off Def Team Record Streak
1 2 1 Equatorial Guinea Experience 11-0-0 W11
1 4 4 Somalia Shango 11-0-0 W11
3 1 2 Rwanda Headhunters 10-1-0 W5
4 3 3 Cote d'Ivoire Clash 10-1-0 W9
4 8 5 Chicago Wheelhouse 10-1-0 L1
6 5 6 Seychelles Sabercats 8-3-0 W3
6 6 11 Damascan Diamond Cutters 9-2-0 W4
8 10 8 Dryden Blue Balls 8-3-0 W5
9 9 10 Dakar Vampires 9-2-0 L1
10 13 7 Andorian Commandos 9-2-0 W1
11 14 9 Egyptian Lover's 7-4-0 L3
12 19 17 Afrika Bambataa and the Zulu Nation 8-3-0 W6
13 15 13 Baumberg Hurricanes 8-3-0 W5
14 7 12 Mean Machine 6-5-0 L2
14 17 14 Tangiers Cape Buffalo 6-5-0 L2
16 11 20 Swaziland Southern Brown Mambas 6-5-0 L5
17 18 19 Madagascar ZeroFivers 5-6-0 W1
18 20 16 Ivory Coast Destroyers 4-7-0 W2
19 12 18 Cape Verde Geckos 5-6-0 W3
19 16 15 Senegal River Pythons 5-6-0 L1
21 22 23 Kampala Kêrels 3-8-0 L1
22 23 22 Vallonia Moon Dogs 2-9-0 L1
23 21 21 Empire State Emperors 4-7-0 W1
24 25 24 Pineapple Express 3-8-0 W1
25 24 25 Texas Tech Red Raiders 3-8-0 W1
26 28 29 Djibouti Booty CPU 1-10-0 L2
27 29 32 Tunis Asps 1-10-0 L9
28 26 27 Carlton Baggies 2-9-0 L8
29 30 26 Sierra Leone Pit Bulls CPU 1-10-0 L9
29 27 28 Worcester Sharks 1-10-0 L7
31 32 30 Pretoria Dingoneks 0-11-0 L12
32 31 31 Kafulafuta Zambians 0-11-0 L12




Might just add more for the playoffs.
























