Warrior General Games

Welcome to the halfway point in season 9……The cream has rose to the top…..and the grounds have hit the bottom of the cup….with 8 games left it will be interesting to see how bottom 4 spots play out…Week 9 gives us some great matchups….well maybe not great but..ok….. flat this week sucks for picking…..no …wait…Toilet Bowl Game!!!!!!!!

1 Minsk Mullet Mafia 8-0-0 Vs 12 Atlantis Stormriders 2-6-0
All business in the front …All party in the back…..There’s no Santa Clause…Easter Bunny...and....There is no such thing as Atlantis….MAFIA!……200-0

2 Stalingrad Ironmen 7-1-0 Vs 9 Mukachevo Sommeliers 3-5-0
Nice win last game against the Knights…up next…the Muk-a-chevo Somme-liers…I got nothing……..Ironmen….69-13

3 Esgares Death Knights 7-1-0 Vs 5 Kiev RoughRiders 6-2-0
Knights…RoughRiders…sounds really scary……Look, you stupid Bastard…. You've got no arms left….. Yes I have…. Look! …..It's just a flesh wound…..None shall pass……Knights……21-10

4 Odessa Legends 6-2-0 Vs 6 Kiev Dynamos 5-3-0
Mos…Mos…Mos…Mos…………….Legends……45-12

7 Chernobyl Meltdown 4-4-0 Vs 13 Campina Grande Dogs 2-6-0…..
For the ultimate treat, appropriate for desert at a doggy birthday party, follow steps one and two, then take the mostly frozen dog ice cream product of number two and spread it 1” to 1½” thick on wax paper. Freeze for five minutes and then remove dog ice cream from freezer. Next, use a paw shaped cookie cutter to cut a paw shaped “frosty paws”, remove ice cream around edges, and return paw shapes to the freezer to freeze ………………….Meltdown….21-7

Ugly...8 Volgograd Eagles 3-5-0 Vs 14 Hamburg Lers 1-7-0….
I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers……………Eagles…..21-3

Uglier....10 Kazan Vipers 3-5-0 Vs 11 Shetland Ponies 3-5-0 …..
The Shetland Pony inhabits the Shetland Islands off Northern Scotland although the exact origins are unclear. Shetland Ponies were used as pit ponies and also used for pulling carts of peat and seaweed. The first written record of the Shetland Pony was in 1603 in the Court Books of Shetland. The Shetland Pony became the first pony to have its own breed society with the Shetland Pony Stud Book Society being formed in 1890……stuff you didn’t need to know…….ponies…28-21

Ugly Betty..15 Sofia Slashers 0-8-0 Vs 16 Wolfenbüttel Jäger Bombers 0-8-0….
YES!!!!...it’s finally here…The Toilet Bowl…This is a tough one….but…The edge goes to the Slashers …and the WJB will remain forever in the in the bottom of the bowl……… Slashers…2-0…ack…ack….ack


Tea Bagging games of the week….


If the playoffs happened today…….
Alpha Conference Bracket 1

1. Minsk Mullet Mafia
8. Volgograd Eagles

4. Odessa Legends
5. Kiev RoughRiders


Alpha Conference Bracket 2

2. Stalingrad Ironmen
7. Chernobyl Meltdown

3. Esgares Death Knights
6. Kiev Dynamos

You continue to deliver, 200-0, we will try not to disappoint.

very nice read ragu..you my friend are a very good writer

Nice job Dogs!....7-1 in my picks...............Go! CNH!

Originally posted by lewtz4u
You continue to deliver, 200-0, we will try not to disappoint.

174...and you gave up 23.....WTF is that?.............

DC took a break

Originally posted by Cyfen19
DC took a break

Ahhh..ok

Originally posted by BigRagu
Originally posted by lewtz4u

You continue to deliver, 200-0, we will try not to disappoint.

174...and you gave up 23.....WTF is that?.............

Its amusing you can tell the games we didn't scout this season

ohhh that's what your calling it.....lol......