Alpha Conference
1. Warsaw(8-0) - This is the team to beat in Alpha, but they will be tested by a strong Lviv(7-1) team that is just a step behind in my opinion. Warsaw by 7
2. Lviv(7-1) - If they want to be #1 they must win their next game, that simple. However, I have them falling short in this game.
3. Ares(5-3) - It was tough ranking my team here as this is what the computations came up with so far as the Smexies could also easily be listed here, however, we beat them head-to-head giving them there only loss. Play the 300 Spartans next & will be a tough game as these teams know each other very well. I will not predict this game for obvious reasons.
4. Smexies(7-1) - Like I said these guys could be #3 or higher if not for their loss vs. Ares which my computations punished them for. However, they play Moscow next game & will win pretty easily. Smexies by 10
5. Squashers(4-4) - Another team that may be ranked higher than they should, but this is where my spreadsheet placed them. They play the Turtles next which will be a walk in the park for them. Squashers by 50
6. Moscow(6-2) - This is another tough team which most would probably say should be ranked a little higher, but this is where my computations put them. However, they will lose next game to the Smexies to put them at a 6-3 record.
7. Balkan(4-4) - This is probably the hottest team lately and are playing very tough. They just have to show up next week to go above the 500 mark against BSS. Balkan by 60
8. 300 Spartans(5-3) - The Spartans have a good team, but really haven't beat anyone which is probably why they dropped here. However, I never count this team out as they have a good core of agents!
9. Sevastopol(5-3) - This team is really hard to figure out & they could just as easily be #4 or #5 as they are that good, but lost a few close games. They will win their next game pretty easy against Danube. Black Feet by 35
10. Transylvania(5-3) - This team & the Black Feet are pretty much in the same category & the Bats will get back on track against a weak Czech team. Vampire Bats by 60
11. Killer Turtles(4-4) - I really don't see this team any higher than 11th as they are just giving up to many levels to other teams at this point. They will drop to 4-5 the next game after getting beat squashed by the Squashers.
12. Danube Blues(3-5) - This team is right there with the Turtles and could move up to 11th, but like the Turtles I do not see them breaking into the Top 10. They will drop to 3-6 the next game after getting stomped on by Black Feet.
13. Black Sea Storm(1-7) - It's between them & Czech yourself for 13th & 14th, but I give them the slight edge. They will drop to 1-8 the next game after getting beat up on by Balkan.
14. Czech Yourself(1-7) - I see them ending up 14th like I stated above & only 13th at best. They will go batty next game & fall to 1-8.
15 & 16. Will be determined by the next game these two teams play as they don't have a chance in hell of beating any1 else. Oh........their names are Dnukes & Tiger Sharks if that matters at all.
Zeta Conference
1. Grid Iron(8-0) - This was very tough, but they just edged out both the AZ Knights & Knossos Minotaurs. They will be 9-0 after next game as they just have to show up to beat the Eagles. The next game after the Eagles will tell the story as they play the AZ Knights. Grid Iron over Eagles by 250
2. AZ Knights(8-0) As stated above 1 through 3 are all very close at this point so things may changes between those spots in weeks to come. The AZ Knights play the Fire the next game and just have to show up. Knights by 250
3. Knossos Minotaurs(8-0) I think they are basically the weakest out of the 3 & the computer agrees, but who knows they could prove us both wrong. The Mambas will be no match for the Minotaurs next game so they will also improve to 9-0. Knossos by 70
4. Spartan Hoplites(7-1) The Hoplites just came off a loss to the Legion which I think our much better than their record indicates. Their next game is against the Sea Hawks & they could even drop further in what will be a very close game. I have this game at even, a coin flip!
5. Sea Hawks(5-3) The Sea Hawks will move up to #4 with a win over the Hoplites. Will they make the Hoplites lose their 2nd straight game?
6.LI Legion(3-5) That's right the computations have them at #6, but I do tend to agree that they are a much better team than their record dictates which they proved by beating the Hoplites last game. I have them giving the Shortbus team their 2nd loss of the Season next game with another upset, or is it? Legion over All Stars by 7
7. Shortbus Allstars(7-1) Surprise, Surprise the computations have them #7, but you must agree they had a easy 1st half of the Season schedule. Things now get a lot tougher for them. They can prove the PC wrong in the next game, but do they have what it takes? If not, they will they may only end up with 2 wins the 2nd half of the Season putting them at 9-7.
8. Sint-Niklaas Friars(5-3) This team is really hard 2 figure out as they should be much better, but just don't seem to get the job done against tougher teams. However, they will punish Plovdiv next game for their 6th win. Sint by 60
9. Akihabara(3-5) All LVL 47's on Offense & all LVL 39's on starting Defense is weird. This team just doesn't have it together. They should beat Plovdiv next game, but if they do not they will fall much further down. I have them by 3 over Plovdiv
10. Firehouse Penguins(2-6) They will lose their next game against Sint which will put them at 2-7, but after that have 3 very winnable games.
11. Plovdiv Punishers(3-5) They could move up with a win against Akihabara, but this should be a tough game for them. Only time will tell how tough!
12. Wroclaw Mambas(2-6) Only beat two nothing teams so far & they play the Minotaurs the next game which will put them at 2-7.
13. Pirgos Warlords(1-7) This team is just to outleveled to do anything. The next game against the Piranhas will decide 13th & 14th place. Pirgos by 3
14. Bratislava Piranhas(0-8) Read above.
15. Warsaw Eagles(1-7) they beat the Fire which is the only team they will beat so they have a lock for 15th place!!!
16. Greek Fire(0-8) Enough Said!!!
You can start flaming if you like and I also have record predictions, but will wait for at least another 4 games computations to display them.
1. Warsaw(8-0) - This is the team to beat in Alpha, but they will be tested by a strong Lviv(7-1) team that is just a step behind in my opinion. Warsaw by 7
2. Lviv(7-1) - If they want to be #1 they must win their next game, that simple. However, I have them falling short in this game.
3. Ares(5-3) - It was tough ranking my team here as this is what the computations came up with so far as the Smexies could also easily be listed here, however, we beat them head-to-head giving them there only loss. Play the 300 Spartans next & will be a tough game as these teams know each other very well. I will not predict this game for obvious reasons.
4. Smexies(7-1) - Like I said these guys could be #3 or higher if not for their loss vs. Ares which my computations punished them for. However, they play Moscow next game & will win pretty easily. Smexies by 10
5. Squashers(4-4) - Another team that may be ranked higher than they should, but this is where my spreadsheet placed them. They play the Turtles next which will be a walk in the park for them. Squashers by 50
6. Moscow(6-2) - This is another tough team which most would probably say should be ranked a little higher, but this is where my computations put them. However, they will lose next game to the Smexies to put them at a 6-3 record.
7. Balkan(4-4) - This is probably the hottest team lately and are playing very tough. They just have to show up next week to go above the 500 mark against BSS. Balkan by 60
8. 300 Spartans(5-3) - The Spartans have a good team, but really haven't beat anyone which is probably why they dropped here. However, I never count this team out as they have a good core of agents!
9. Sevastopol(5-3) - This team is really hard to figure out & they could just as easily be #4 or #5 as they are that good, but lost a few close games. They will win their next game pretty easy against Danube. Black Feet by 35
10. Transylvania(5-3) - This team & the Black Feet are pretty much in the same category & the Bats will get back on track against a weak Czech team. Vampire Bats by 60
11. Killer Turtles(4-4) - I really don't see this team any higher than 11th as they are just giving up to many levels to other teams at this point. They will drop to 4-5 the next game after getting beat squashed by the Squashers.
12. Danube Blues(3-5) - This team is right there with the Turtles and could move up to 11th, but like the Turtles I do not see them breaking into the Top 10. They will drop to 3-6 the next game after getting stomped on by Black Feet.
13. Black Sea Storm(1-7) - It's between them & Czech yourself for 13th & 14th, but I give them the slight edge. They will drop to 1-8 the next game after getting beat up on by Balkan.
14. Czech Yourself(1-7) - I see them ending up 14th like I stated above & only 13th at best. They will go batty next game & fall to 1-8.
15 & 16. Will be determined by the next game these two teams play as they don't have a chance in hell of beating any1 else. Oh........their names are Dnukes & Tiger Sharks if that matters at all.
Zeta Conference
1. Grid Iron(8-0) - This was very tough, but they just edged out both the AZ Knights & Knossos Minotaurs. They will be 9-0 after next game as they just have to show up to beat the Eagles. The next game after the Eagles will tell the story as they play the AZ Knights. Grid Iron over Eagles by 250
2. AZ Knights(8-0) As stated above 1 through 3 are all very close at this point so things may changes between those spots in weeks to come. The AZ Knights play the Fire the next game and just have to show up. Knights by 250
3. Knossos Minotaurs(8-0) I think they are basically the weakest out of the 3 & the computer agrees, but who knows they could prove us both wrong. The Mambas will be no match for the Minotaurs next game so they will also improve to 9-0. Knossos by 70
4. Spartan Hoplites(7-1) The Hoplites just came off a loss to the Legion which I think our much better than their record indicates. Their next game is against the Sea Hawks & they could even drop further in what will be a very close game. I have this game at even, a coin flip!
5. Sea Hawks(5-3) The Sea Hawks will move up to #4 with a win over the Hoplites. Will they make the Hoplites lose their 2nd straight game?
6.LI Legion(3-5) That's right the computations have them at #6, but I do tend to agree that they are a much better team than their record dictates which they proved by beating the Hoplites last game. I have them giving the Shortbus team their 2nd loss of the Season next game with another upset, or is it? Legion over All Stars by 7
7. Shortbus Allstars(7-1) Surprise, Surprise the computations have them #7, but you must agree they had a easy 1st half of the Season schedule. Things now get a lot tougher for them. They can prove the PC wrong in the next game, but do they have what it takes? If not, they will they may only end up with 2 wins the 2nd half of the Season putting them at 9-7.
8. Sint-Niklaas Friars(5-3) This team is really hard 2 figure out as they should be much better, but just don't seem to get the job done against tougher teams. However, they will punish Plovdiv next game for their 6th win. Sint by 60
9. Akihabara(3-5) All LVL 47's on Offense & all LVL 39's on starting Defense is weird. This team just doesn't have it together. They should beat Plovdiv next game, but if they do not they will fall much further down. I have them by 3 over Plovdiv
10. Firehouse Penguins(2-6) They will lose their next game against Sint which will put them at 2-7, but after that have 3 very winnable games.
11. Plovdiv Punishers(3-5) They could move up with a win against Akihabara, but this should be a tough game for them. Only time will tell how tough!
12. Wroclaw Mambas(2-6) Only beat two nothing teams so far & they play the Minotaurs the next game which will put them at 2-7.
13. Pirgos Warlords(1-7) This team is just to outleveled to do anything. The next game against the Piranhas will decide 13th & 14th place. Pirgos by 3
14. Bratislava Piranhas(0-8) Read above.
15. Warsaw Eagles(1-7) they beat the Fire which is the only team they will beat so they have a lock for 15th place!!!
16. Greek Fire(0-8) Enough Said!!!
You can start flaming if you like and I also have record predictions, but will wait for at least another 4 games computations to display them.
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