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A lady at my bar tonight ordered a double Patron....in a damn frozen strawberry margarita. I should have just pissed in her drink instead. She wouldn't have known the difference.

I spent the rest of the night searching stores for boxed tequila.

ordering nice tequila and ruining it a mixed drink is such a retarded move imo

Originally posted by drakeborn

I spent the rest of the night searching stores for boxed tequila.

Awesome

Originally posted by drakeborn
A lady at my bar tonight ordered a double Patron....in a damn frozen strawberry margarita.

Fail... charge her for the Patron and give her Jose, FTW.

Originally posted by Redass Ranch
Originally posted by drakeborn

A lady at my bar tonight ordered a double Patron....in a damn frozen strawberry margarita.

Fail... charge her for the Patron and give her Jose, FTW.



yes

Speaking of the 5th day of May:

In Dylan's song "Isis," he marries Isis on the "fifth day of May."

Interesting? No. Nerdy? Yes.

Originally posted by Redass Ranch
Originally posted by drakeborn

A lady at my bar tonight ordered a double Patron....in a damn frozen strawberry margarita.

Fail... charge her for the Patron and give her Jose, FTW.



The funny thing is that she was drinking house margaritas all night until some guy started buying her drinks.