Warrior General Games

Originally posted by coachviking
Mr. Demoorck,

Upon further investegation into the Evil Monkeys Lice problem, the root of the issue has been been traced to your beard.
The CDC has determined that the following cure be implemented. We need to pour gas on your beard than light it on fire. As the Lice run from their burning home they are to be stabbed with an ice pick. Atari Coryatt of the Evil Monkeys has been assinged this job.

Please make yourself available at 12:59 Saturday morning for this procedure.


Thank you



Can i possible come a bit earlier or a lot later for the fire thingy. I will be very drunk this Saturday morning. Also in relation to the beard it will come off anyway since the girls like Mr Demoorck better when he has shaved. And if shaving does not help, I can always tell them that my internet football team got to play the Monmouth Monkeys twice in the same season! That will surely impress them into a temporary state of pants-lessness

We shall have it set for earlier Mr. D. Just by looking at your Avatar I could tell you were quite the ladies man. I could almost here one of your pick up lines. So baby wanna come back to my shack in the woods and make a pipe bomb?

..wouldn't that be "let me lay the pipe bomb?"

I'm not just a one-hit wonder. I have other interests besides bombing and bomb-making.

I play a lot of Mario Kart on my wii, write threatening leathers to children of politicians and of course I play a lot of guitarhero as many hermits often do

Just hanging out in your boxers and wifebeater T shirt playing John the Fisherman. Nice life Demorck. You sir are a pussy magnent with that going for you

I can just see it now...demoorck walks up to the door and knocks...

The girl opens the door...

as he walks her out to the street she asks.."where is your car?"

demoorck calmly pulls out his Wii wheel out of his pocket and says..."hop on baby!"

Girl replies..."but that is a Wii wheel"

demoorck replies..."I know, its da BOMB!"

hahahahahah

Guys lets cut it out with the smiley faces. Most of us our males. I dont need to know your facial expression when you read a post.

Disregard that last post they are actually kind of fun to use )

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I REALLY dont know who these guys are.

Coach got our back...no, wait.

lol

...ahhhh... the memories.

We really appreciate you guys appreciating us. Especially now with a nice shiny gold trophy.